Always Wear Clean Underwear: And Other Ways Parents Say "I Love You [Library Binding]

Marc Gellman (Author), Debbie Tilley (Author)

Book Description

Age Level: 8 and up

Offers young readers insight into what parents think through an examination of the common phrases, warnings, and teachings that are given by parents to their children on a regular basis."

Editorial Reviews

From School Library Journal

Grade 3-6. Gellman's warm, witty, and instructive primer for children about the whys and wherefores of parenting will help them understand their parents' motivations for discipline. The author describes his own childhood frustration and curiosity with his mother's endless injunctions to eat his vegetables (especially the dreaded green-bean casserole), to share his toys, clean his room, take out the trash, and not to hit his sister. When he became a parent, Gellman came to realize that such commands are part of a greater master catalogue that he calls "The List." In lighthearted but sincere prose, he explains that items found on this record of seemingly endless commandments have little meanings and big meanings. Each of the 30+ short chapters is devoted to one of these parental injunctions children hear while growing up to be good people. The author explains reasons for each rule and brings more than a little wisdom and often gentle humor to the process. His explanations are so lucid and insightful that this wise and refreshing book will be great for shared reading. Tilley's occasional small cartoons add another note of levity.?Jerry D. Flack, University of Colorado, Colorado Springs
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Review

Behind a mask of frivolity--a ticklish title and Debbie Tilley's whimsical cover art--lurks a stern schoolmarm. Each item on "The List" of 32 annoying parental admonitions stands for a really Big Lesson. (Ages 8 and older) -- The New York Times Book Review, J. Patrick Lewis

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Product Details

• Reading level: Ages 8 and up
  
• Library Binding: 112 pages
• Publisher: William Morrow & Co (September 1997)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0688144926
• ISBN-13: 978-0688144920
• Product Dimensions: 8.8 x 6.1 x 0.5 inches
• Shipping Weight: 12 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (20 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #894,391 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars funny but very helpful!, November 15, 2002

A Kid's Review

This review is from: "Always Wear Clean Underwear!": And Other Ways Parents Say "I Love You" (Paperback)

This book is awsome! it takes what us kids call"the list". If you are any kid who has parents then you'll know what i'm talkin about. they always tell you, always wear clean undewear, take out the garbage, and keep your feet off the couch, the stuff kids hate to do. but really parents have a reasonable explanation for all these things. In this book it tells you the big reasons and the small reasons. to find out hwhyparents have all these crazy rules read Always wear clean underwear by mark gellman

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Great Book, September 27, 2001

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R. J. Karlin "cmdrkranil" (Olathe, Kansas USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: "Always Wear Clean Underwear!": And Other Ways Parents Say "I Love You" (Paperback)

This is a wonderful book about core values, written in a humourous, yet serious, style. My two sons, ages 14 and 17, even enjoyed it.

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Always Wear Clean Underwear, November 15, 2002

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Madi Hurwitz (Holland P.A.) - See all my reviews

This review is from: "Always Wear Clean Underwear!": And Other Ways Parents Say "I Love You" (Paperback)

Do you wear clean underwear? "Always wear clean underwear" thats what parents say! Always Wear Clean Underwear by Marc Gellman is a very funny book (don't get me wrong, it also teaches you very important lessons!) In this book it not only teaches you about wearing clean underwear it teaches you thing that kids don't under stand about PARENTS such as.... "eat your vegetables" "don't talk with your mouth full" Things like that! I just read this book for the first time and when I read it i fell in love with it. "Always wear clean underwear" is my all time favorite book. To learn more funny and interesting facts about this book, BYE IT! I would recomened this book to people of all ages! I love it!!