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USA Flag Pants | American Patriot Roundhouse Kick of Freedom Heavy Woven Pants


Price: $39.95
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American Flag Pattern
  • 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • North + South Alliance: Designed in Michigan | Made in Texas
  • Durable cotton-canvas blend fabric - will stand up to workouts and aggressive tailgating
  • Pockets on sides for beer cans, butterfly knives, or rad accessory of your choosing
  • Soft, smooth fabric - because your All-American thighs deserve it
  • Machine washable, with 3" waistband

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Whether you're sprinting to save a nest of bald eagles from a terrorists, scissor kicking a fascist off of a roof, or doing, like, 750 lb leg presses at the gym - these are the American flag pants for you. Soft and durable while simultaneously loud and in-your-face. Freedom. Merica.

  • ASIN: B00KK5Y9GG
  • Product Dimensions: 10 x 8 x 2 inches; 7 ounces
  • Shipping Weight: 7 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Item model number: 0-patriot_pants
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #200,723 in Clothing (See Top 100 in Clothing)
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    2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By brian on June 24, 2014
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    LOOK. These pants aren't for everybody. These pants are for TRUE Americans.

    Ten seconds after putting on these pants I found myself flying over the Alamo on the back of a giant bald eagle like a freaking patriotic hobbit. One time, I put on these pants, rode a Harley straight to hell, and punched Satan right in the nuts. I wore these pants at the Sochi Olympics, drank a gallon of bottom-shelf whiskey, and won EVERY GOLD MEDAL.

    If you're a true American, these pants will bring you everything our Founding Fathers wanted for you: cheap booze, stripper parties, and an elastic waistband that respects a full belly's need for freedom.

    The colors of fire are red, white, and blue, and if they don't burn inside you like dragon fire, then don't buy these pants, because I don't want to share the awesomeness of these sexual leg curtains with some flaccid, phony turd.
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    1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Stephen Winter on June 25, 2014
    Color Name: American Flag PatternSize Name: Large/X-Large Verified Purchase
    I got these on Tuesday morning and haven't taken them off yet. I feel stronger, smarter, better looking, and am ready to rescue Europe in World War III. Also, since I've put them on, the US hasn't lost in the World Cup!

    I'm tall and the L/XL are a great fit. They're a little more MC Hammer than hipster, but the fabric is surprisingly durable. The pockets are the perfect size to hold 7 or 8 Fruit Roll-Ups.

    Read the tag: DO NOT IRON!
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    By Brandon Boss on July 21, 2014
    Color Name: American Flag PatternSize Name: Large/X-Large Verified Purchase
    When I purchased these pants, I was doing it as a joke but when I received them... No ordinary postal service could deliver these patriotic pants from the gods. A giant eagle with a golden beak took me to his nest atop of Mount Rushmore and blessed me as the new guardian of these majestic pants. As I slipped them on a sense of power and freedom came over me. I instantly began to fly and I was able to move whole mountains with a roundhouse kick to the summit. Days after my purchase the Red Menace attempted to assassinate me but these pants gave me a force field of freedom which could turn any normal, non-patriotic man into dust. I was transported back to December 25, 1991 where I destroyed the Soviet Union with a nuclear eagle kick from these cosmic pants and soon after I was sent back to present time. I vow to uphold the responsibilities of these pants, which can be found in the Bill of Rights and the Constitution, and I will protect freedom until the next guardian is chosen.
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    Color Name: American Flag PatternSize Name: Large/X-Large Verified Purchase
    For the patriot in all of us, these pants are super comfy and give you all kinds of room and flexibility. Highly enjoy them.
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    Color Name: American Flag PatternSize Name: Large/X-Large Verified Purchase
    My right leg is pretty gnarly, on account of the accident a few years back, so a guy like me's gotta find the right set of pants for the summer months. These stars and stripes pants fit the bill. They fit well, breathe during the summer. and are roomy enough for a good double set of lunges and jumping jacks without aggravatin' the boys. I will say that roundhouse kicks are not any easier in these than in normal pants, but oh well, they look frickin' awesome. I bought 7 pairs and never looked back.
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