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Andromeda Klein [Hardcover]

Frank Portman
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Book Description

August 25, 2009
Andromeda Klein has a few problems.

Her hair is kind of horrible.

Her partner-in-occultism, Daisy, is dead.

Her secret, estranged, much older and forbidden boyfriend-in-theory, has gone AWOL.

And her mother has learned how to text.

In short, things couldn't get much worse. Until they do. Daisy seems to be attempting to make contact from beyond, books are starting to disappear from the library, and then, strangely and suddenly, Andromeda's tarot readings are beginning to predict events with bizarrely literal accuracy.

Omens are everywhere. Dreams; swords; fires; hidden cards; lost, broken, and dead cell phones . . . and what is Daisy trying to tell her?

In the ensuing struggle of neutral versus evil, it's Andromeda Klein against the world, modern society, demonic forces, and the "friends" of the library.

From Frank Portman, author of King Dork, comes another unique literary experience. Andromeda Klein is dark, funny, smart, and entirely unforgettable.

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Starred Review, Booklist, August 1, 2009:
"With impish prose and ridiculously researched detail, Portman fully fleshes a one-of-a-kind character."

About the Author

Frank Portman (a.k.a. Dr. Frank) is the singer/songwriter/guitarist of the influential East Bay punk band the Mr. T. Experience (MTX). MTX has released about a dozen albums since forming in the mid 1980s. Andromeda Klein is Frank’s second book for young readers. Frank lives in Oakland, California. You can visit him online at www.frankportman.com.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 432 pages
  • Publisher: Delacorte Books for Young Readers; 1 edition (August 25, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0385735251
  • ISBN-13: 978-0385735254
  • Product Dimensions: 6 x 1.4 x 8.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.6 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,180,325 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

I am also known as Dr. Frank, and I am a pretend rock star, "musician," "singer," writer, and now "novelist."

I've put out a couple of solo records, and my band The Mr. T Experience (MTX) has around a dozen albums out on Berkeley's Lookout Records.

King Dork is my first novel. Andromeda Klein is my second. The forthcoming King Dork Approximately will be my third.

Behold, my web presence: frankportman.com
http://www.facebook.com/frankportman
myspace.com/themrtexperience
doktorfrank.com (blog)


My interests include tomatoes, calculators, goofing off, and watching TV.

Customer Reviews

When I first read the blurb to this novel, I just had to read it, not to mention I absolutely love that cover. Falling Off The Shelf (http://fallingofftheshelf.blogspot.com)  |  3 reviewers made a similar statement
It was a fight to get to the end, and it really shouldn't have been. Nick Carr  |  1 reviewer made a similar statement
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Better than King Dork September 23, 2009
Format:Hardcover
I read Frank Portman's first book, King Dork, and while it showed a lot of promise, I didn't love it. After just finishing Andromeda Klein, I'm happy to report that it's a simply stellar offering. The characters ring entertainingly and hilariously true, which was one of my major complaints about King Dork. The best advice I can give is to not get too bogged down in all of the references to the occult. It isn't necessary to Google what every foreign term means to really enjoy Andromeda and her story. Follow that suggestion and you'll be bummed you have to wait so long for Portman's next book -- just like me.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
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I found this on the New Books shelf at my library on Friday, and after checking to see what sort of book it was I decided to grab it before anyone else could get it and read it immediately. I finished on Saturday and WOW! I love it. It's long, but it's totally worth it.

The book as a whole is sweetly awkward, quirky, and fun-in-a-slightly-dark way (like a clown crying while telling jokes, for example). Some parts remind me a lot of my own high school (and middle school) experiences, which is probably why I identified with Andromeda so much-- she could be an alternate me, and Daisy could be an alternate version of my best friend from that time. It was a little bit spooky, but mostly it was very cool.

I really liked Andromeda (not just because she's an alternate me). Even when she's acting crazy and ridiculous, mostly regarding boys and how she lets people treat her (read: like a doormat), I was interested in her life and what she was going to do next. I loved how she treated books like sacred things, and how she wanted to save the best books from being discarded from the library where she works. I also was really interested in how she preferred the more traditional sorts of occultism and shunned the more New Age, fluffier magic; it was very refreshing since so many new books seem to have only the Buffy-the-Vampire-Slayer-Wicca-magic-thing and I hate that. It's nice to see a character actually do something different from that for once, and as a bonus Andromeda doesn't even call herself a witch (she's an "occultist") nor does she cut herself and recite depressing poems to the moon (um, for example).

Andromeda is refreshing in a non-occult way as well. Many times did I giggle when she misheard someone: "vacuum" for "bathroom," "Sylvester Mouse" for "some extra hours," and so on. And I liked how she'd say that the person meant to say "pagan" but said "bacon" instead, like it was their fault and not her hearing. She's quirky and funny while not being over the top and, yeah, I really liked her. The other characters were sort of negligible, and I still don't have any idea what the heck is up with her parents and I have no idea how Andromeda managed to stay with them for so long when they're NUTS. Some of the secondary characters are better than others, but the book is really about Andromeda and so I tended only to care about them in relation to her life.

The book itself does move sort of slow, I suppose, but I didn't mind as I was too busy being proud that Andromeda knew so much about the occult when she was so young, enough to rattle off names and dates and numbers and so on when I can't even remember what I ate for lunch last Monday. It was much like watching my kid brother in a quiz bowl beating out the competition because he knew who the 15th President of the US was, or something. And since I was interested in the occult as a kid I actually recognized and understood most of it (though I never managed to make it through any of the actual books Andromeda talks about. Too boring for a 12 year old.) but I don't think you need to be an occultist yourself to get it. Pretty much everything is explained, so I'm sure no one would be left behind or get frustrated, and then, instead of focusing on the little stuff (like Hebrew letters) you can focus on the plot and how it ends up working out so satisfyingly! I love satisfying endings.

The events in Andromeda Klein can be interpreted in two ways: either she really is doing magic or she's projecting things out of her psyche in some Freudian, psychological way that I don't care to learn about because it's boring (no offense to psychologists). I choose to go with she really was doing magic and she wasn't projecting, though I admit it's a little interesting to consider it the other way-- it gives the book a whole different feeling, as well. But, yeah, I like the urban-bordering-on-fantasy way best. It's more fun.

I couldn't help but think of Zilpha Keatley Snyder's The Headless Cupid, one of my favorite books, and it does very much feel like that book but set in a different time/place/situation. It was sort of comforting, too, I suppose because I love The Headless Cupid so much. (It also reminded me of Sarah Dessen's Keeping the Moon, another favorite book of mine. Not that Keeping the Moon has any magic in it; it's the characters and how they act/talk that triggered the reminding.)

If you haven't got your own copy already, get one NOW. It's worth it.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars An Analysis of Andromeda Klein with respect to King Dork November 20, 2009
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This review is intended for those who have read King Dork, Portman's brilliant first novel, and are considering Andromeda Klein.
Andromeda Klein is definitely a different book than King Dork (impressively so), and while it has a literary theme (to some degree) it doesn't match King Dork's marvelous theme of interpersonal-revelation-through-literature. Both a pro and a con of Andromeda is that it deals with topics and books I know next to nothing about -- tarot and the occult -- in rather exacting detail. That is to say, there are many opportunities for both befuddlement and education.

But, the other themes regarding mental processes and the various methods of "divination" are delightfully subtle and unexpected. Perhaps even too subtle -- some of the more pathological/disturbing aspects never get formally addressed. Portman's choice to go that route is incredibly bold, so much so that I spent the latter half of the novel waiting for a devastating revelation that never happened. Frankly and inexplicably, the suspense thereof and it's lack of denouement are really satisfying.

Also, weirdly, all of the men to whom I recommended King Dork LOVED it and all the women just liked it -- and there was some consensus that it was a "boy book." I'd not say that, but I'm not a woman -- then again, i like many "chick flicks" so I don't think I'm strictly gender normative. Anyway, I think Portman conjures a convincing and original experience of high school from a young woman's perspective. The female characters are really colorful, but believably so. And it's crazy-witty, with those contemporary references to cell phones and such that convince you an (approaching-)literary novel CAN mention "the internet" without seeming disingenuous. I'm now engaged in trying to push Andromeda on all the King-Dork naysayers. :) Although, whereas King Dork I'd recommend to anyone who has had to read Catcher in the Rye, I don't think I'll recommend the otherwise-recommendable Andromeda very often -- it's quality but not quite the touchstone that King Dork has proven itself to be.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Love this book!
This book was a weird book at first for me to read since I don't believe in magical things and stuff like that, but when I read more I fell in love with it! Read more
Published 18 months ago by Margaret
3.0 out of 5 stars Andromeda, don't underestimate the strange....
Andromeda Klein can likely be described as one of those weird chicks that you went to school with that you were either friends with, or you simply made fun of. Read more
Published on April 18, 2010 by Falling Off The Shelf (http://fallingofftheshelf.blogspot.com)
3.0 out of 5 stars Really wanted to love this one
I've gotta echo some of the other reviews when I say that I really, really wanted to like this book. I started it once, got to about page 100, and abandoned it. Read more
Published on March 14, 2010 by Nick Carr
3.0 out of 5 stars Disappointed
Warning: This review contains spoilers and over-analyzing. You've been warned.

I really wanted to like this book because I enjoyed the author's first but just couldn't. Read more
Published on January 21, 2010 by E. M. Bristol
5.0 out of 5 stars When tarot readings predict bizarre events, Andromeda finds omens...
Frank Portman's ANDROMEDA KLEIN tells of a girl with problems: her hair is horrible, her occult partner Daisy is dead, and her older forbidden boyfriend has gone AWOL. Read more
Published on November 21, 2009 by Midwest Book Review
2.0 out of 5 stars I wanted so much to care....
but I just couldn't. I loved King Dork so much, but Andromeda did nothing for me. I wanted her too. Read more
Published on October 26, 2009 by Melly
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing
Even better than "King Dork". A grabber from word one. Read this book!
Published on October 23, 2009 by B. Mack
2.0 out of 5 stars Dissapointing at Best
I haven't read "King Dork", so Andromeda was the first book written I've read by Mr. Portman. I was compelled to read it because of the engaging wordplay on the dust jacket, the... Read more
Published on October 22, 2009 by Emily Jo Rohrer
2.0 out of 5 stars Couldn't get into it
I loved "King Dork" so of course I picked up this book. After fifty pages I couldn't get into it, so I came back to Amazon to read all the glowing reviews. Read more
Published on September 30, 2009 by C. G. Weyhing
4.0 out of 5 stars A Lively, Hilarious, Realistic and Quirky Read
Andromeda Klein's physical problems are nothing compared to what is going on with her psyche. According to Andromeda's mom, she was born with osteogenesis imperfecta, and that is... Read more
Published on September 22, 2009 by Teen Reads
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