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Andromina: The Pleasure Planet

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There appear to be several versions of this movie floating around. There is an "unrated" version and a "directors cut". I know there is a "directors cut" on VHS but I don't think a DVD version has been released yet. The DVD "unrated" is a bit cleaner then the directors cut in that scenes are shortened and things have been trimmed down. If you saw this movie on t.v. as I did then you saw the directors cut and will probably be very disapointed in the other version(s) as quite a bit is taken out. Its noticeable how much is taken out after seeing two different versions of this movie. One version looks PG 14ish with so much having been taken out and seeing a censored version of a movie with simulated action is kinda pointless.


To be clear and to try and help someone avoid being disapointed, as I was, if you really liked this movie on t.v. or saw it on video you probably saw the directors cut and may want to check carefully which version you are getting when you order it. I am not sure the directors cut has come out on DVD yet I only know the copy of the DVD I got when I ordered is way different (a lot toned down) from the vhs directors cut version I got a couple years ago.

I gave this product one star. If it had been the directors cut version brought out on DVD like I thought it was then it would have got a lot higher.

Once again, Koch, for reasons that I cannot possibly fathom, assumed that people would enjoy this movie more if the brilliant story and dialog weren't being constantly interrupted by those annoying sex scenes. I know I'm feeling large amounts of gratitude. It's gratitude when you want to disembowel someone, right?

At least the copy I bought was used, so Koch didn't make a dime off of me. Anyway, this is another Koch release that you should definitely avoid.

This is a strange movie even for this type. Andromina is a pleasure planet although all we ever see is a small strip bar with peeling cinder block walls. The aging proprietress is now all alone as virtual reality has killed the business. Some space truckers (or whatever) decide to help the place out. They will go find new girls to work as "hostesses". Now it gets really weird. Apparently the best place to find women to serve men and play "hostess" is a planet where men are forbidden and hated. Sure.

So the group gets to the forbidden planet and encounter various tribes of women. Apparently, except for a severe-looking blonde with a cattle prod (no lines), all of the women on the planet secretly want men. Sex, captivity, and seduction fill out the bulk of the movie until Andromeda is ultimately saved.

Ok, we know what this film is supposed to do and it does it fairly well. An attractive cast and some interesting twists in the plot make this one of the better offerings of this type but they really should have done something about the opening premise.

I made the mistake and bought the Unrated DVD version and it stinks. I am currently trying to give it away and see if anyone sales the Director's cut version.

Please do yourself a favor and don't buy this version of the movie.

If you are watching a Surrender Cinema film for the plot and production values you have problems I am not going to go into but if you want goofy fun sexuality this company an this movie can be a real winner. I will warn you the unrated version they are selling is the edited version. I have seen 3 cuts of this movie NC-17 very hot, R for cable etc. and the one being sold here, if they just edited out an additional 36 seconds it would be rated PG-13

I've seen bits and pieces of this movie on Showtime or Cinemax I believe and I thought it would be good to have if it ever came out on Video. I found a copy here on VHS ... I heard from other reviews that this movie is softcore which I believe, but I have to admit there are a lot of sex scenes like one where this guy gets it on with this girl in front of everyone in a bar place and I liked some of the Lesbian Scenes, but they could've been a lot better. Anyway it's pretty cool of what i've seen so you might check it out. I would buy it if I were you cause it's kind of hard to see this movie on cinemax or showtime!

This movie was crap it was so edited that it could have been mistaken for a childrens movie I wish that I never bought it.

Well . . .Lemme see it wasn't horrible the sex scenes and do not have enough life in them it is as though actors are bored, although the opening sex scene with Amber Newman saved it all, the only reason I watch the film over and over and over again, I gave it a whole star just for that scene

I love Roxy (Shyra De Land), so a beautiful woman. the guys are bodybuilders and bad actors. Had anybody informations about Shyra DeLand, I need more satisfaction!!!!!!!

gave it 1 star cuz when i first got the video, and put play, it didn't work properly until like 20 minutes into it.