Welcome back to the world of Andy Stevenson, where life is just one run-in with Murphy’s Law after another. Having returned home from his summer vacation in California where he “came out” the hard and hilarious way in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Sexual Orientation, Andy heads back to college for his sophomore year.
It’s not until Christmas break is over that things start to heat up. Blond bombshell/poet Tristan may or may not be taking a liking to Andy, but how far will he go to find out? An invitation to visit the object of his confusion leads Andy to a night he’ll never forget…which is exactly what he’d like to do.
And just when things couldn’t get more complicated, a chance meeting at a party finds Andy falling for a freshman named Alan. Murphy’s Law naturally arrives for another visit as Tristan decides to make it his personal mission in life to teach Andy about the world of sex with no commitment… whether he wants to learn it or not. What’s a guy to do after promising his new boyfriend that his middle name is “Discretion?"
Armed with his two best friends and recently resurfaced sense of sarcasm, Andy prepares to defend his fledgling relationship with the half-Asian and slightly domineering (yet oddly sweet in that playfully sadistic sort of way) Alan by doing battle with the most fearsome ho to come along since…since…all previous fearsome hos: The Lord of the Loins!
