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Anguished English: An Anthology of Accidental Assaults Upon the English Language [Paperback]

Richard Lederer (Author)
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April 19, 2006

Anguished English is the impossibly funny anthology of accidental assaults upon our common language. From bloopers and blunders to Signs of the Times to Mixed-Up Metaphors . . . from Two-Headed Headlines to Mangling Modifiers . . . it's a collection that will leave you roaring with delight and laughter.

Help wanteds:

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

Two-Headed Headlines:

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one!

Doctor testifies in horse suit.

Modern-Day Malapropisms:

I suffer from a deviant septum.


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"Richard Lederer is the true king of language comedy. Anguished English is the funniest book I have ever read." -Sidney Sheldon

Anguished English is filled with accidental misuses of language that will delight and entertain you. This book has all the student bloopers, dangling modifiers, misread headlines, and malapropisms imaginable. It's a must-have for word lovers everywhere.

Advertisement: "Dog for sale. Eats anything and is fond of children."

In a lawsuit: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?" "All my autopsies are on dead people."

On a Hong Kong tailor shop: "Ladies may have a fit upstairs."

Describing an accident: "In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

About the Author

Richard Lederer is the author of more than 35 books about language, history, and humor, including his best-selling Anguished English series. He is founding cohost of A Way with Words on public radio and his syndicated column, "Looking at Language," appears in newspapers and magazines throughout the United States. He lives in San Diego.


Product Details

  • Paperback: 192 pages
  • Publisher: Gibbs Smith; Rev Exp Up edition (April 19, 2006)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0941711811
  • ISBN-13: 978-0941711814
  • Product Dimensions: 6.6 x 5.1 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #696,932 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

 

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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious Reading!, August 11, 2011
I read it many years ago and am now buying it again to have on my Kindle. I remember that I actually had to eliminate it from my bed-time reading list because laughed so much it was disturbing the whole household. I had to limit my reading to the moments when I could laugh out loud in peace and quiet. It's not a book to read fast - it has to be savoured slowly in order to fully appreciate everything. A gem of a book!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Anguished English, December 31, 2007
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Anguished English is a wonderful book. We gave a copy to our grand-daughter who is an English major at WSU and she has enjoyed it immensly (sp) The entire family enjoyed it over Christmas.
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Its a great stocking stuffer, November 18, 2009
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If you've ever appreciated Mark Twain
If you've ever appreciated Art Linkletter
If you've ever read a history of the English language
If you appreciate regional dialects
If you finished 12th grade English with a seasoned teacher ...
You'll appreciate the content of this book.

Light and enjoyable.
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