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Antfarm Dickhole (2011)

Michael Nastro , Jessica Mazo , Bill Zebub  |  Unrated |  DVD
3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (19 customer reviews)

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Product Details

  • Actors: Michael Nastro, Jessica Mazo
  • Directors: Bill Zebub
  • Format: Multiple Formats, Color, NTSC
  • Language: English
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: Unrated
  • Studio: Grimoire
  • DVD Release Date: November 22, 2011
  • Run Time: 85 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (19 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #136,844 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

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Hailed by as having "the most WTF moments in movie history" Antfarm Dickhole is the story of rampaging army ants that have nested inside a living human body. The unwilling host discovers that when bullies attack him, the ants defend their nest. Thus begins a tragic tale of what happens when the powerless become powerful.

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28 of 30 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars ri-DICK-ulously hilarious! February 16, 2012
By Bill T
I had a feeling that I would be amused, but I had no idea how hard I would laugh. This is the funniest movie that I have seen in years! What makes it so entertaining is that it's not just one type of humor. There are puns, there are bizarre visuals, there are... I couldn't finish that sentence because I remembered the huge amount of nudity. If you can understand it, the abundance of nudity is itself hilarious. Girls get naked for the most absurd reasons. I can see how a movie like this would upset a person who's dense. But if you've got good comprehension, expect to get a sore throat from laughing so much.
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25 of 30 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars perfect for the whole family. July 1, 2012
This film is adorable. You must have a family night and gather the kids to watch this film. Classic cinema.
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27 of 34 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars This Guy's Got Ants in His Pants (Literally)!! September 16, 2011
This movie is a riot. One of Bill Zebub's finest comedies. If you liked the humor in "Spooked" or "Dolla Morte", you'll LOVE "Antfarm Dickhole". What happens to a poor guy who is constantly bullied when an ant crawls inside his urethra & lays eggs & the killer South American army ants start living inside him? Well, you have to watch the movie to find out... But let's just say they'll do anything to protect their "home". This movie is funny and weird and has a great cast of characters. If you love Bill Zebub's movies, this will quickly become one of your favorites! If you enjoy Independent films with low budget horror, great gags and a refreshingly original storyline, then again: This movie is for YOU! Check out "Antfarm Dickhole" and you too will have ants in your pants!
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars If Kevin Smith made Troma movies... September 27, 2012
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This is my first exposure to the genius of "Bill Zebub," but it won't be my last.

Antfarm Dickhole should be required viewing by anyone crazy enough to get into ultra low budget filmmaking.

There is no acting, directing or photography to speak of, only a bunch of lumpy goth/metal type guys in their late 30s and plump stripper/groupie type girls in their early 20s saying and doing insane things for your amusement.

And in that regard, Antfarm Dickhole is a total success. It is constantly amusing, from start to finish.

The-- uhh-- plot--- is about a guy tormented by bullies who gets help from a colony of army ants that live in his urethra.

Many indie films have what is called "sub-Kevin Smith dialogue." I'd describe what's in Antfarm Dickhole as "super-Kevin Smith dialogue."

Plus, I learned more in 90 minutes about the world of ants and the harmful effects of UV rays than I ever learned in seven years of high school.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars if you like B movies May 16, 2013
By bfrick
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If you are already a fan of Bill Zebub, then why are you reading this you should already own this movie. It is by far one of his best works.
If you are not a fan of Mr. Zebub and/or the B movie genre then this is not for you. However if you like clever writing, outrageous original ideas, and some gratutious nudity you will love it.
Also, most copies of Antfarm also include a bonus film "Assmonster". While this is not his best film you'll still get a few laughs out of it.
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5 of 7 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars try reading a book instead. May 7, 2013
Sigh... another movie by Bill Zebub that was like pulling teeth to get though. Can you believe that? I cannot fathom how he keeps making films. He's made over twenty to date (look on IMDb). I think that his friends and people that act for him are the only ones that buy his films, thus giving him just enough money to get another one made. How else can you explain such trash getting made over and over again?

Antfarm Dickhole is a mess calling itself a movie. Its plot, if you want to call it that, is about a guy that is bullied. That is, until his dickhole is invaded by army ants. Then, every time someone starts to pick on him, the ants come out to protect their host and kill the person bullying him. He decides to get revenge on people that have bullied him in the past, so he goes around, letting the ants (which are actually toy store plastic ants) kill the people he hates. He is eventually abandoned by the ants, and he goes nuts, brandishing a gun while going on a short lived killing spree before someone else (who spouts off about the great right the innocent have to bear arms) does him in. The end.

I've ruined nothing about the movie. Actually I've probably saved you 90 minutes of your life that you could be doing something more enjoyable, like watching paint dry, or pushing toothpicks under your fingernails.

Let's start with the horrible. We have horrible metal music, horrible acting, horrible special effects, and horrible editing. Now let's get to the pun. Since the movie title has the word ant in the title, the characters spend the whole movie putting ant in front of as many words as possible in the script. We have, ANT-achronism, ANT-gela, ANT-tony, ANT-drew, ANT-marie, and they even use the computer to look stuff up on the ANT-ternet.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars What a Blast! April 7, 2014
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Bill Zeebub is one of my very guilty pleasures. His movies are hilarious but also a great inspiration to other true indie filmmakers. A couple of hand held cameras, a cheesy script, and zero budget goes a long way when you don't take yourself too serious as Bill doesn't. He does take his filmaking serious though. This is what Bill wants to make, not what he has been told to make. His style is do what you want and don't worry about what others think or what the end result will be. Have fun making your movie! He makes the movies he would watch. He makes the movies I like to watch. If you try to find redeeming qualities in Bill's movies you will fail, they do not exist. Sit back and have fun. Leave your fricking pretentious attitude out of it. Antfarm is one of my favorite Bill Z movies thus far.
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2.0 out of 5 stars Two Stars
Published 23 days ago by russell barnett
1.0 out of 5 stars dumb!!
dumbest film i have ever watch!!! stay away at all cost! you've been warned! i have thrown the disc away.
Published 12 months ago by Gareth Tjandra
2.0 out of 5 stars this is comically bad.
The plot is really wacky; the "acting' was conspicuouly absent and the special effects were laughable. Even the pretty naked girls could not save it. Read more
Published 18 months ago by Walter E. Walus
1.0 out of 5 stars Curiousity got the better of me.
T & A, and nothing else. Only for those who have a taste for lousy acting, poorer script and no production value.
Published 18 months ago by Chief Mac
5.0 out of 5 stars SWEET LORD YES
This may be the King of B-Rate Horror movies. I have watched this numerous times and it only keeps getting more and more funny. Read more
Published 18 months ago by John T. Ayers
1.0 out of 5 stars Bad
Bad. Bad. Bad. D rated softcore porno with horrible acting. I usually like dumb stuff and figured this would be funny. It wasn't.
Published 20 months ago by DHawk
3.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT WATCH
Well, maybe you want to watch. I had low hope for this movie, but those hopes were higher than the movie turned out to be. Read more
Published 20 months ago by William D. Colburn
1.0 out of 5 stars Don't waste your time or money
I love to laugh. I thought a movie this ridiculous would bring a lot of laughter. However, it did not. It was the worst and dumbest movie I've ever seen. Read more
Published 21 months ago by Joe from Chicago
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