More About the Author
I'm half of a brother and sister writing team. We were raised in suburbia, one of us wears glasses, one doesn't, and 50% of us is female. The other 50% is male -- and is taller than the other half.
We're the authors of the national bestselling "Stupidest" series - which includes the #1 bestselling page-a-day calendar "The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said" (now in its 20th year -- with over 4.5 million copies sold), "Don't Forget to Sing in the Lifeboats," "Jane's Guide to Dicks," "Age Doesn't Matter Unless You're a Cheese," and the just published "Wretched Writing: A compendium of crimes against the English Language." (Visit us at stupidest.com. We're also on Facebook (we're stupidest.com there too; clever, huh?) and on Buzzfeed (teamstupidest).
Our work has received the attention of personalities like David Brinkley and Howard Stern and publications including the New York Times, the Chicago Tribune, the Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Cosmopolitan, the Washington Post and the London Times.
One or the other (or both!) has/have been a guest on hundreds of radio shows and tv shows, including Good Morning America (about menopause), CNN (about bad poetry) and Fox and Friends (about Paris Hilton).
Oh, and one of us was a Jeopardy contestant (but, sadly, came in third - and only won a designer watch . . .).
AND...one final note: We're always looking for more stupidity -- so if you have a quote or photo that's wonderfully stupid, send it to us at firstname.lastname@example.org -- and let us know if you want credit if we use it in a calendar or book.