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Apathy and Other Small Victories [Hardcover]

Paul Neilan
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (139 customer reviews)


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Book Description

May 2, 2006
The only thing Shane cares about is leaving. Usually on a Greyhound bus, right before his life falls apart again. Just like he planned. But this time it's complicated: there's a sadistic corporate climber who thinks she's his girlfriend, a rent-subsidized affair with his landlord's wife, and the bizarrely appealing deaf assistant to Shane's cosmically unstable dentist.

When one of the women is murdered, and Shane is the only suspect who doesn't care enough to act like he didn't do it, the question becomes just how he'll clear the good name he never had and doesn't particularly want: his own.


Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly

Like many a hip young literary antihero these days, the protagonist of this hilarious if aimless debut is sunk in slacker anomie. Shane has a monotonous temp job at an insurance agency, where he is supposed to alphabetize paperwork but instead spends his time sleeping on the toilet. After work, he is besieged by a gallery of grotesques: a vapid girlfriend who sexually brutalizes him; an absurdly macho neighbor with a leather-clad guinea pig for a sex slave; and his dentist's deaf assistant, who sings atonal karaoke, teaches him to sign obscenities and furnishes a wispy narrative thread by getting murdered. In a world both banal and assaultive, Shane can only drink, steal salt shakers and cultivate his sense of irony; "[t]here's only so much you can do," he shrugs, "and even that's not worth the trouble." Shane's malaise doesn't feel earned; job aside, there are just too many gonzo goings-on—the landlord, for instance, is paying him to have sex with his wife—for him to feel so listless. There's not much to Shane besides a defiant dejectedness, but from that Neilan spins many sparkling comic riffs on the tawdriness and sterility of American life. (May)
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From Booklist

Shane's a numb loser in a city full of freaks. He learned to swear in sign language so he could converse with his dentist's deaf hygienist, but now she's dead, and the police want answers and fluid samples. When it's not sending up crime novels, the narrative satirizes soulless corporate life, but Shane is hard to take either way. In a rare moment of honest assessment, he notes, "I have always thought of people as punch lines." And that's what this book is: an onrushing series of twisted gags, some of them hilarious, others not so much. (Neilan would be funnier if he wasn't so smugly sure of how funny he is.) A highlight: "And then there was some sex . . . We were like two dead fish being slapped together by an off-duty clown." Remember those "Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey" throwaways that used to run between sketches on Saturday Night Live? This is a (barely) novel-length version of that kind of humor. In other words, juvenile fun for undiscerning lads with two hours to kill. A mystery for the Maxim generation. Frank Sennett
Copyright © American Library Association. All rights reserved

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 240 pages
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Press; First Edition edition (May 2, 2006)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0312351747
  • ISBN-13: 978-0312351748
  • Product Dimensions: 7.1 x 5.3 x 1.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 10.4 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (139 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #121,473 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Pretty quick read, good if you like funny books. Trevor Tape  |  34 reviewers made a similar statement
It's one of the funniest books I've ever read. M. Robertson  |  31 reviewers made a similar statement
In the end, I just didn't care. Steve  |  15 reviewers made a similar statement
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
43 of 46 people found the following review helpful
By MJQ
Format:Hardcover
I can't express how funny this book is. It satirizes that 95% of the world that makes your life more miserable with each passing minute. The breakup scene beginning on page 172 makes me so happy that I want to hang it on my wall. His ex-girlfriend tries to hurt him with shallow pop psychology insults and he mocks her so slyly and satisfyingly that I cheered. Every page contains multiple out loud laughs.

It's a difficult book to describe but an easy one to read and enjoy.
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19 of 21 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Debut May 15, 2006
Format:Hardcover
I thought this book was ridiculously funny. Originally, I only bought this because Max Barry said to (I'm a sucker for a great marketing scheme), but I have been euphoric to find that this was a smart and funny story that had me crying from laughing so hard. Quite possibly one of the funniest books I have read today.
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26 of 30 people found the following review helpful
By T. Ross
Format:Hardcover
... in the best way possible.

I compulsively read sections of it out loud to anyone who will listen.

I also highly encouraged a crowded room of librarians to buy it and read it out loud to their patrons.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars great change of pace
a very funny mystery.. the book must have taken a long time to write, because that kind of humor takes a while to get down on paper... Read more
Published 13 days ago by HS Coach
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious. Painfully so.
This book was a great read. I am, I'll admit, prone to bouts of cynicism and apathy myself. This book helped me to laugh at myself, as I empathised with the increasingly ridiculous... Read more
Published 3 months ago by Kate Seven
3.0 out of 5 stars starts off funny, tapers to dull
Funny, but the main character becomes too much of an a-hole, and the plot thickens, then slows. Felt forced and contrived.
Published 4 months ago by hm
5.0 out of 5 stars Dark Sense of Humor
I've read this book at least 5 times in hardback and finally decided to purchase it on my e-reader. I literally had to stop running on the treadmill because I was laughing so hard... Read more
Published 4 months ago by J. Tolinos
3.0 out of 5 stars Review
Pretty funny and crude book. Part 2 is so much funnier thAn part one so stick with it. This is a very light read and good for an occasional laugh. Read more
Published 4 months ago by JJ
5.0 out of 5 stars Funniest book I ever did read!
If you have a sick and twisted sense of humor, Paul Neilan's "Apathy and Other Small Victories" is a fantastic book. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Missy
5.0 out of 5 stars Good Book
Very funny, with a few twists. Loved the characters, and their personalities. Pretty quick read, good if you like funny books.
Published 4 months ago by Trevor Tape
5.0 out of 5 stars Love the Quirky
Everything has pretty much been said already. I laughed out loud while reading this book!!! What more can one ask?
Published 5 months ago by SP
5.0 out of 5 stars Very funny
Great read. Witty, funny and a bit dark. Highly recommend read. The characters are brilliant and fun. I wish it wasn't over.
Published 5 months ago by Anastasia
5.0 out of 5 stars Comic Genius
Paul Neilan's debut novel (please, Paul, in the name of all things fantastic, deliver us another) is easily the funniest book I have ever experienced. Read more
Published 5 months ago by American Author
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