The list author says: "Everybody keeps talking about preparing for the zombie apocalypse, but very few of these people are actually ready. Well, since guns and ammo are unavailable on Amazon, here's a list of tools to give you a helping hand."
"If the katana is the best sword you can carry into battle against zombies, this is the second best. It may be heavier, but who hasn't wanted to chop a zombie in half or lop off three zombies' heads at once?"
"Oh, and you also need a source of entertainment to keep you sane. This particular toy can also be used as a weapon of last resort, but beware; it may not strike with enough force to pierce a zombie's skull at a distance."