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Ashton Kutcher's Space-Sex Rampage [Kindle Edition]

Kitty Glitter
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Book Description

The Kingdom of Puppeh is in danger! Ashton Kutcher is flying through space kill-fucking everything, including the prince of the puppies! To save the puppy lineage Vice Inspector Barker, an average puppy cop is forced to enlist the aid of the only kitten in the universe bad enough to take out Ashton Kutcher: Meow Solo, feline pilot extraordinaire...

The exciting sequel to "Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine"!!!

Product Details

  • File Size: 116 KB
  • Print Length: 9 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B007UXO9A2
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,527,513 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars loved it! June 14, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Kitty Glitter never ceases to amaze me with intricate storytelling at its finest

The characters are amazing as are the visuals in this story. If I could g offer more than 5 Stars I totally would. Whatevs though. Lol.

I cannot wait for much much more
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Bleep yeah! It's Kitty Glitter! December 24, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
If you're expecting Shakespeare, turn around. Glitter isn't Shakespeare. She's not even Shakespeare's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. What she is, however, is fun. Glitter might not be the absolute best at writing satire, but you won't be bored while reading this.

Story? Forget the story. The purpose of this short book isn't to create a story but to create a framework for the shock value. As expected, Ashton Kutcher goes on a rampage, killing each puppy prince as they're born. The only one who can stop him is Meow Solo, one of the more depraved heroes in outer space.

I think I had just as much fun reading this out loud to my friends as I did reading it. Part of the thrill is watching people's reactions when they see the cover and title, as well as their groans and eye rolls as you highlight particularly cringe worthy sections.

This book will never win a Newberry, but Glitter's work is definitely worth checking out at least once. So why not this one?
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3 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful! June 5, 2012
By Billie
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
A beautifully crafted story with a lot of good puns and guest appearances, very much worth the $.99. I will definitely read more Kitty Glitter, it's great!
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Kitty Glitter is the most notorious kitty ever!

He is the world's greatest author of feline noir, and also a fluffy furfaced furball.

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