Customer Reviews

Ass in Space Hot Sauce, 5 fl oz

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This is the successor to "Ass in the Tub" which means it is far hotter than a sauce that is already so hot contact with your saliva is like watching boric acid fizz and bubble, only this one really burns. The reference to the posterior is appropriate considering that after ingestion, an eventual exit in this area of human operation may feel like an Apollo Five rocket at ignition, also known as the Blue Flame Syndrome.

The contents are cayenne pepper, water, salt, acetic acid, oleoresin cayenne, starch and caramel color. You should note that the formal name for pepper spray is oleoresin capsicum. One teaspoon (you're crazy if you use anywhere near this much) has: 1% your daily allowance of fat, 0% saturated fat, 2 grams of total carbohydrates, or 1%. Protein? None.

I have the same 5 oz. bottle I bought four years ago, which shows the enormous respect I have for this product. I take it very lightly which means I don't take it very lightly.

If you like flavor, watery eyes, pores opening suddenly to gush forth with droplets of water, and don't mind smoking without a cigarette, this little red heater is just for you.

It'll definitely put hair on your chest, even if you already have some!

It's the spice of life.

I love this hot sauce. Very hot, but not just simply hot, it has good flavor too. To me, the supermarket brands all have a strong vinegar taste which I don't like.