Assault Of The Sasquatch
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The film starts with ridiculously long (almost eight minutes) opening credits while the story lumbers to life with some bear poachers baiting a trap with pizza. I bet you can't guess what they catch! After a struggle, the most amoral and grizzled poacher, Drake (Kevin Shea), who brings a constantly over-the-top mania to the film, is brought in by a couple of rangers and he's taken to a small police station in the nearby city. Let me just say that the acting here is absolutely terrible, the dialogue is amazingly hackneyed, and the backstories are pointless, convoluted, and incredibly contrived.Read more ›
There's a tad bit of gore throughout, but nothing special. The sasquatch is a huge letdown, it looks like Rob Zombie in a gorilla suit.
One horrendous scene has a woman going into hand to hand combat with the sasquatch, and it's done in that speed up/slow down/whoosh-whooosh style that was tacky when The Matrix did it, yet Hollywood film makers insist on using it for every action movie anymore. Now, as bad as it looks in a larger budget movie, just imagine how this technique looks on a microbudgeted movie. I'm sure it was done for humor, but that really doesn't matter because it's not funny.
Hopefully we won't be seeing Big Sasquatch In Little China any time soon.
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One of the craziest Sasquatch/Big Foot movies I've ever seen and that's saying a lot.
It has everything, some nice T&A, comedy, gore, and more gore. Very cool!
Decent B-rated movie. Good story, would have given 4 stars if it was shot on better film and not so grainy. Read morePublished 18 months ago by Rocky Nalupa
Worst movie ive ever seen. The acting was so bad it makes u actually hate life for a bit its SOOOOO BAD!! HORRIBLE JOB GUYS. PLEASE DONT MAKE ANYMKRE MOVIES!Published on December 30, 2012 by Mike
Wow! What a turd! I LOVE cheesy Bigfoot films, but this one was painfully terrible. A group of community players or the drama club from a local junior college could have given... Read morePublished on June 21, 2012 by Jack-O-Lantern
THis movie wasnt bad coustume didnt look real but i actually liked the movie ... U should before buying not worth the pricePublished on March 26, 2012 by Carmen Jimenez
Amateurish at best. The fat chubby guy seems to try to hard, kills the movie. shawn phillips is his name i believe horrible actor. he killed this movie. Read morePublished on March 20, 2012 by Ernie