7 foot tall trannies. Fashion models hiding from the paparazzi. World class DJs. Chriss Vargas emerges as the shaman of the sexy denizens of Asseteria!Asseteria! is the last bastion of NYC's old school club vibe. Hosted by Phat Mike, Joey Slips, Kriss Mass, the Asseteria! Dancers, and the inimitable Rob Phab, they take the classy, make 'em a little trashy, and Asseteria! is their Sunday home.Chriss Vargas has become one of NYC's most exhilarating and evolving DJS. Every set, he brings the most cutting edge and underground music.