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Assholes Finish First Paperback – October 18, 2011
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Tucker Max has written three #1 New York Times Best Sellers, which have sold over 3 million copies worldwide. He is credited with being the originator of the literary genre, "fratire," and is only the third writer (after Malcolm Gladwell and Michael Lewis) to ever have three books on the New York Times Nonfiction Best Seller List at one time.
He co-wrote and produced the movie based on his life/book, also titled "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell." He was nominated to the Time Magazine 100 Most Influential List in 2009.
He received his BA from the University of Chicago in 1998, and his JD from Duke Law School in 2001.Â He currently lives in Austin, Texas, with his wife Veronica and son Bishop.
Top Customer Reviews
Seriously, in one story a girl starts out cool but then gets crazy and ends with her throwing an ipod at him...that's it. Or some virgins want him to be their first and he slept with another midget. There wasn't any actual stories behind these subjects, just him saying that he did this stuff. There are only two good stories in this book, the rest is just some sad and creepy older guy trying to make the younger kids think he's still cool. Tucker started a new genre then became the Carson Daily of it. He took something great and made it suck just like Carson did with music videos.
So save yourself the time and money and skip this book, just re-read the last one.
If you're older than 17, don't waste your money on this book. I can't believe this guy is in his 30s.
You know, I wrote a really, really, really long review detailing everything I hated about this book. Not enough. If I had room for 1,000 pages, it would still not be enough to convey how much I hate this damn novel. Tucker Max is a terrible, terrible, terrible writer. ... most offensive man alive ...
Now, you might be thinking: "oh, this is a woman - of course she would hate this book. I'll buy it anyway because other people here have said that it's funny."
NO. Sure, I might not be the target demographic for this novel - a nineteen year old girl who likes eating Thin Mints and watching Titanic - but that doesn't mean I automatically hate all sexist, offensive comedians. I enjoy watching Archer, reading stuff by Louis C.K. (or listening to him), and browsing Reddit. My problem with this novel was that:
It's not funny. I have no idea how on Earth this guy sold so many books in the first place (though according to the reviews, his first one was a lot better). I actually started knocking my head against my Kindle - *what* *am* *I* *reading* *why* *am* *I* *reading* *this* *make* *it* *stop* - and finally deleted it from my history forever so I wouldn't be tempted to read more stories (well Paige, maybe it'll get better at THIS part).
He's offensive, but it's ... how do I put this? Reading this book was like being in a crowded bar, listening to bad music and having an old, fat, balding man repeatedly grind against you, shouting obscenities in your ear. Yeah. I think that's an apt description. Uncomfortable, awkward, boring, queasy, mildly disgusting ... you feel like you need a shower afterwards.
Also, Tucker Max cannot spell or write.Read more ›
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Tucker max is the most disgusting, foul, hilarious son of a bitch. Great book.Published 8 days ago by Kelsey
This guy is really not a nice human being. Hope he never gets anywhere near my daughter. This guy is also an entertaining writer, seriously funny and will write about all, his... Read morePublished 17 days ago by JM
He's such an a-hole that I had to take away one star, but it was a pretty funny book. From a female perspective, it's difficult to think that someone can be that big of a raging... Read morePublished 1 month ago by ANG
Hilarious stories and compilations of his experiences. It's great for entertainment and nothing more. Don't expect to get educated or learn anything.Published 2 months ago by Amazon Customer
Tucker Max's first book was hysterical. I admit it was funny, but this book is an exact replica of his first book and it's boring. Read morePublished 2 months ago by Dave