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Assholes Finish First

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1 star:		(33)

 

 

Hoped for something funny. Makes Dane Cook look like Louis CK. Unbelievably bad storytelling, topped with annoying self affirmations every other sentence. Think american psycho starring stuart smalley.

I was a huge fan of the last book, I've read it 3 or 4 times. It was hilarious. But this book was such a let down. It only had a couple good stories and the rest were the kind of boring regular stories that everyone has. Most of these stories aren't even good enough to tell a couple friends over a few beers let alone put in a book. Instead of telling hilarious stories Tucker has chosen to tell a bunch of average stories trying to stress how much tail he gets and how great he thinks he is. He really over does it trying to stress that point. And most of the stories happened before the last book even came out which leads me to believe that these are just the stories that weren't good enough for the last book. This book was almost as bad as the his movie, which if you were lucky enough to have not seen it was aweful. The movie was one long boring chick flick about friendship and understanding.

Seriously, in one story a girl starts out cool but then gets crazy and ends with her throwing an ipod at him...that's it. Or some virgins want him to be their first and he slept with another midget. There wasn't any actual stories behind these subjects, just him saying that he did this stuff. There are only two good stories in this book, the rest is just some sad and creepy older guy trying to make the younger kids think he's still cool. Tucker started a new genre then became the Carson Daily of it. He took something great and made it suck just like Carson did with music videos.

So save yourself the time and money and skip this book, just re-read the last one.

This book was a huge dissapointment. I really enjoyed IHTSBIH, but this book pales in comparison. Tucker Max seems to have bought into his own "celebrity" and it's quite annoying. "I AM TUCKER MAX!!!"...how many times do I have to read this line in all caps?!? He shouts so much during this book because he has so little new to say. What we have here folks is a one hit wonder. Do not bother with this one unless someone gives it to you for free and even then you probably will want your money back.

This is a total bust. You'd think that someone with this education would come up with something a little more challenging. He got the name of the book right however.

Tucker Max does it again. He shows a little more to his crazy lifestyle, but it is still ALWAYS hillarious. A tad more grown up, and a more complete perspective into his crazy world. I LOVE IT!!

Once again Tucked Max delivers. I actually read this before IHTSBIH and I really liked this one over te first book. So many womens activists went all crazy about how horrible this books is and that its teaching young men to treat women badly. Please, get over it. I am a woman and this was not at all offensive to me. Mind you, I wouldn't ever think of being one of his stories, I just find them funny. Its a nice change of pace from very serious drama filled novels that we are used to.

What a big disappointment. I love I hope they serve beer in hell and could not wait for Tuckers new book but this was such a big letdown. I would not waste my money on this book. It could not even keep my interest to finish it.

I first saw his book in the humor section in a book store. Passed on the price. Later after much time passed I read the free stories at his site. Funny, reminds me of being young. His hook was funny enough to buy the first 2 books and the movie. Worth the read just for the humor. Movie script sucked but good actors. Dude you should have gone the Howard Stern route and done it yourself and have a more complete story script including law school. But I guess with their money they call the shots and reap the rewards and risk.

This hilarious entertaining book will keep you yearning for the next page. Be careful, you may find yourself laughing out loud, uncontrollably, on a crowded New York subway (speaking from experience).

Although, there are a few stories that provide a few snickers to them, the bulk of the stories here aren't nearly as interesting as "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" was. IHTSBIH was laugh out loud funny. Part of the reason that this book did not measure up might be that the shock value of IHTSBIH has lost some of it's impact but in my opinion the stories have a leftover feel about them. These are the stories that were probably too weak to make the previous book's final cut. I gave it three stars because I felt that even though it was not up to IHTSBIH in quality it is still far better than most comedy books that I have read lately. Sadly, I think I may have read my last Tucker Max books.