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Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies (Stories for Demented Children Book 5) [Kindle Edition]

John H. Carroll
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (35 customer reviews)

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Book Description

The Sugar Plum Fairies are tired of dancing for nothing. To make matters worse, the North Pole is freezing, they have to wear skimpy outfits and their poor little legs get worn out quickly. When the Elvin Labor Union was formed, the poor little fairies were left out of any sort of fair bargaining agreement.

The time has come for all of that to change.

Everyone knows Christmas Eve is the best time to attack the North Pole. Santa’s getting ready to deliver toys, the elves are partying and the reindeer have finished playing their reindeer games. Can the legendary North Pole withstand yet another attack? Will Christmas come to a screeching halt?

Join three stealthy fairies: Sydae, Araedae and Zannae, as they try to make life easier for all Sugar Plum Fairies. Will they be able to succeed in their mission? What’s happened to Santa? Will the elves stop the fairies from their task? And what secret is Mrs. Claus hiding from the world?


Product Details

  • File Size: 597 KB
  • Print Length: 19 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: John H. Carroll (October 20, 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005Y2EGCC
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,056,582 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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14 of 16 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Demented Children and adults! November 28, 2011
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I downloaded this book on a whim, and I am so glad I did. From the begining, when the Sugar Plum Fairies were hiding under a non-christmas tree, I started laughing and didnt stop when the elves were attacked with the sugar plums and Santa, well read the book. It is a quick entertaining little tale for demented adults.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Worth Downloading April 12, 2012
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Though I downloaded the "Demented" books to read to my niece, I've been enjoying them myself.

"Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies" is a cute story about the Fairies attacking Santa Claus's workshop on Christmas Eve in an attempt to bring attention to the unfair conditions of their situation.

Though my niece is pretty sensitive to spooky things, I would consider reading this book to her.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing December 23, 2013
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I loved it. IT KICKS BUTT.IT was the best book ever.
I WANT ALL OF THE BOOKS I would read it again if I could
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Small but Good June 5, 2013
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This book was descriptive,well written, and a very funny magical story! I think you should read it anytime of the day!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars It's Okay. January 18, 2013
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You don't have to be demented to like this. It's just a nice silly story about what happens when sugar plum fairies get fed up. Short and the ending was in a different tone than the beginning, but still nice read for children.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars For "teens" not kids January 10, 2013
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Not appropriate for younger children, but my pre-teen very much loves these stories. May want to read it yourself first if it is for someone younger than 15/16 years old, it has an adult sarcastic sense to it, we got all of them b/c my kids enjoy that style of humor and are very well schooled in right vs wrong, to know to not mimic nor copy what they read or see on tv. When viewed in this sense, the stories are quite entertaining!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Book...Even For Adults!! December 31, 2011
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I don't consider myself to be demented, but I love reading John Carroll's stories!!! He has a way of describing things down to a very minute detail so that you, the reader, can really imagine the story just how he meant it to be.

This story is one of my favorites of Carroll's so far.

The premise of the story is good and the characters are ones that make the story complete! I highly recommend this story to ANYONE!! I'm not a child, but this story was still a good read.

I think it would make a great bedtime story!
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars okay consider me a demented adult November 8, 2012
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Cute story. Had me laughing from beginning to end. Was not really sure if I should buy this book, but then figured what the heck,it's free. Glad I did since it was a good chuckle. A definite delight. Also made me happy to know I am not the only demented adult around.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Very good
This book is very good because everybody loves Christmas and Christmas is we're kids think of Santa Clause and because kids like present s (toys)
Published 4 months ago by RJB
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
good book:) zs
Published 5 months ago by KyLee
3.0 out of 5 stars Cute
It's a cute story. It's very short though. I think I got it for free so it was worth a read.
Published 15 months ago by Oracle
1.0 out of 5 stars Not for children of any age
This is not a children"s book. I bought it for a 13 year old and I am sorry I did
Published 22 months ago by Sunny
2.0 out of 5 stars Not that demented
Carroll specializes in cutesy stories with a twist. This is a tale firmly in that vein. The stories are usually a little too cutesy for me, but a lot of people do enjoy them.
Published 23 months ago by morehumanthanhuman
5.0 out of 5 stars Attack of the sugar plum fairies
I love this book
Awesomeness
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Published 23 months ago by Gummy
5.0 out of 5 stars Had us both laughing
This is a funny book. It had both my daughter and I laughing. She was kinda tired the night I started reading this to her at bedtime. Read more
Published on February 20, 2013 by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars love it
My grand -daughter loves the book. Would like to get more books like this one. My granddaughter has had me read this 4 times already.
Published on January 27, 2013 by BJ Fulk
5.0 out of 5 stars Kids book
Bought this book for my child, and she loves it and it can keep her occupied when needed. Easy to do.
Published on January 24, 2013 by Darcy Hoban
5.0 out of 5 stars Love this book a lot
I like this book a lot because it has very interesting parts in it
And it has very cute sounding fairies
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More About the Author

John H. Carroll was the youngest of seven children and was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1970 where he was kept in a dresser drawer with the clean socks. Luckily, he wasn't kept with the dirty socks or else he might have grown up to become slightly warped.

As a child, John spent most of his time wandering through the Mojave Desert in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the sky, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. One of his favorite memories is watching his dad build the fuselage of Evel Kneivel's skycycle in their garage. One of his least favorite moments was watching that skycycle fall into the Snake River. (Not his dad's fault and he has documentation to prove it, so nyah)

As a teenager, John spent most of his time driving wherever he could in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the road, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He was the captain of the chess team, lettered in golf and band while in high school, and wasn't beaten up anywhere near as much as one might imagine.

As an adult, John spends most of his time staring at a computer screen in an attempt to avoid people. He stares at the monitor for hours, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He has been married to his wonderful wife for sixteen years and they have three obnoxio . . . wonderful children who always behave . . . when they're asleep.

Emo bunny minions surround John at most times. He is their imaginary friend and they look to him for guidance. At one point, they took over the world. No one noticed because they left everything exactly as it was. They gave the world back after a week because it was depressing.

The Willden Trilogy is his first endeavor into the field of writing. Other series and standalone works will be forthcoming. In addition, John has written a number of short stories that can be found at most eBook sites. He writes in the evenings and weekends whenever possible. Regrettably, the family mentioned in a previous paragraph desires food and shelter, requiring the author to possess a full time job until his writing makes him rich.

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