- Brand Name: Audioquest
- Model: K28'PR/USTS
- Left Connector Type: 3.5 mm
- Left Connector Gender: Male
- Right Connector Type: 3.5 mm
Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed
-
CROSBY 386CRANE BLOCK 24"115T SX (2013131)
$50,867.00 -
Inflatable Beard of Bees
$8.00
Technical Details
Product Details
Would you like to update product info or give feedback on images? |
Product Description
AudioQuest K2 terminated speaker cable - UST plugs 8' (2.44m) pair
What Other Items Do Customers Buy After Viewing This Item?
Customer Reviews
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
7,759 of 7,862 people found the following review helpful
By Whisper
We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.
PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long... I will type as fast as I can.
DO NOT USE THE CABLES!
We were fools, fools to develop such a thing! Sound was never meant to be this clear, this pure, this... accurate. For a few short days, we marveled. Then the... whispers... began.
Were they Aramaic? Hyperborean? Some even more ancient tongue, first spoken by elder races under the red light of dying suns far from here? We do not know, but somehow, slowly... we began to UNDERSTAND.
No, no, please! I don't want to remember! YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER! I saw brave men claw their own eyes out... oh, god, the screaming... the mobs of feral children feasting on corpses, the shadows MOVING, the fires burning in the air! The CHANTING!
WHY CAN'T I FORGET THE WORDS???
We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.
Do not use the cables!
PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long... I will type as fast as I can.
DO NOT USE THE CABLES!
We were fools, fools to develop such a thing! Sound was never meant to be this clear, this pure, this... accurate. For a few short days, we marveled. Then the... whispers... began.
Were they Aramaic? Hyperborean? Some even more ancient tongue, first spoken by elder races under the red light of dying suns far from here? We do not know, but somehow, slowly... we began to UNDERSTAND.
No, no, please! I don't want to remember! YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER! I saw brave men claw their own eyes out... oh, god, the screaming... the mobs of feral children feasting on corpses, the shadows MOVING, the fires burning in the air! The CHANTING!
WHY CAN'T I FORGET THE WORDS???
We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.
Do not use the cables!
1,946 of 1,995 people found the following review helpful
By Valannin
If there is one cable I would whole-heartedly trust to my Chimera-hunting needs, this would be the cable. No other cable has the tensile strength to properly and efficiently garrote a lycanthrope, asphyxiate an Esquilax or even gag a mermaid. Last week, using my trusty AudioQuest K2 (retrofitted with lead weights, bright orange latex paint and a generous coating of crushed glass stolen from the window of an abandoned church at midnight), I managed to snuff 3 golden unicorns in swift succession!
Pros: Quickly tears through scales, fur, bone, and adamantium with ease
Coils and uncoils from hip holster (optional) quickly and quietly
For a product fabricated from 1,000 Onyx Dragon fetuses, the price is unbelievably reasonable!
Cons: Shipping from the R'lyeh took far too long
Doesn't come in 10' lengths (which would be perfect for hydra, cerberii and other multi-headed creatures)
After every use, I can feel 6 ounces of my soul slipping from my core into the ether. But this may be due to the fact that I prefer to work without gloves. YMMV.
Overall, I would recommend that any hunter buy one, nay, two, of these immediately, and experience the difference that upgrading to the K2 will make in your next quest!
Pros: Quickly tears through scales, fur, bone, and adamantium with ease
Coils and uncoils from hip holster (optional) quickly and quietly
For a product fabricated from 1,000 Onyx Dragon fetuses, the price is unbelievably reasonable!
Cons: Shipping from the R'lyeh took far too long
Doesn't come in 10' lengths (which would be perfect for hydra, cerberii and other multi-headed creatures)
After every use, I can feel 6 ounces of my soul slipping from my core into the ether. But this may be due to the fact that I prefer to work without gloves. YMMV.
Overall, I would recommend that any hunter buy one, nay, two, of these immediately, and experience the difference that upgrading to the K2 will make in your next quest!
670 of 695 people found the following review helpful
By J. Kesselman
Even when I buffered the lightning down to a few thousand volts, these cables burned out before revivification could take place. Worse, while wasting time with these the body began to putrify; now I have to go out and dig up fresh materials and spend all that time stitching them together again.
Doesn't anyone screen these ads?
Doesn't anyone screen these ads?
Most Recent Customer Reviews
1.0 out of 5 stars
My Mind was Blown...
While Using these Cables to Rediscover Electricity Using a Kite and instead of a Metal Key--these Cables.
These Cables electrocuted my entire Family Tree!!!
These Cables electrocuted my entire Family Tree!!!
Published 2 months ago by michael razor
1.0 out of 5 stars
I write this from a forest of cables
Helpless, entangled. It all seemed so innocuous - there it sat, a wire with a simple plug at each end. Read more
Published 2 months ago by C. Porter
4.0 out of 5 stars
A little disappointed
I am a little disappointed with these cables but that's mostly my fault for not knowing how big the 3.5mm jacks are. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Patty
1.0 out of 5 stars
Important usage warning!
Please ensure that you DO NOT HAVE ANY FISSILE MATERIAL NEAR THIS PRODUCT. The subsequent decay products will muddy the soundstage. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Louis M.
1.0 out of 5 stars
No LED's
I was very disappointed in these cables. For this kind of money I expect a blue LED light up feature. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Rebecca Menes
5.0 out of 5 stars
Excellent for all feats!
Thanks to these cables I was successfully able to open a portal into Heaven and Hell and begin the apocolypse. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Gestorben
5.0 out of 5 stars
Fabulous Deal!!!
At only 14K, these perfectly complete my audio set-up.
As a true audiophile, I ventured forth to find the one thing i lacked to complete my set-up. Read more
As a true audiophile, I ventured forth to find the one thing i lacked to complete my set-up. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Pull My Leg. No, really, pull it.
5.0 out of 5 stars
Best Cables Ever Hands Down!!!!
I was sitting around with my roommates one night and we were talking about what we would do if we had $14K lying around. Read more
Published 3 months ago by David Williams
5.0 out of 5 stars
Speaker Cables...If Only 7 Stars were available
At first, I was taken by the obvious cutting-edge physics involved in this device, disguised as mere wire: Physics that would make Feynman swoon to be sure. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Walter Raczynski
5.0 out of 5 stars
Multiple Orgasms for your ears
These cables are worth at least twice the price, $13,000 is an absolute STEAL. I have paid more for Asian school girl escorts in Vegas and received less pleasure than these cables... Read more
Published 4 months ago by sweetjag74
