Avoiding Prison and Other Noble Vacation Goals and over one million other books are available for Amazon Kindle. Learn more

Buy Used
Used - Acceptable See details
$3.55 & eligible for FREE Super Saver Shipping on orders over $25. Details

or
Sign in to turn on 1-Click ordering.
 
   
Kindle Edition
 
   
Have one to sell? Sell yours here
Avoiding Prison and Other Noble Vacation Goals: Adventures in Love and Danger
 
 
Start reading Avoiding Prison and Other Noble Vacation Goals on your Kindle in under a minute.

Don't have a Kindle? Get your Kindle here, or download a FREE Kindle Reading App.

Avoiding Prison and Other Noble Vacation Goals: Adventures in Love and Danger [Paperback]

Wendy Dale (Author)
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (38 customer reviews)


Available from these sellers.


Formats

Amazon Price New from Used from
Kindle Edition --  
Hardcover --  
Paperback --  

Book Description

May 27, 2003
From salsa dancing in a rum-induced haze and struggling to exercise in Colombia (“the guerillas were using the track again today”), to crossing international borders unconventionally and dodging bombs in Lebanon (“the good news was that they were ‘small bombs’”), Wendy somehow manages to find herself in the midst of hysterical, adventurous, and often illegal situations. Case in point—every time she heads to Costa Rica, she is forced to visit another prison. Although a jail may not be everyone’s idea of a place to ?nd a date, Wendy soon falls in love with a man, a country, and its people and risks everything she has to clear his name.

Avoiding Prison and Other Noble Vacation Goals is a bumpy and hilarious ride in which Wendy discovers that a successful vacation—much like that elusive thing, happiness—can be found in some of the most unlikely places imaginable.


Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly

As television writer Dale explains, "travel as a means of escape" was almost a genetic predisposition in her family. Raised by parents who continually pulled up stakes and moved somewhere they'd only vaguely heard about, Dale came to view travel as "the real-world version of falling down a rabbit hole," with everything slightly off-kilter and unreal, like a good drug high. If things went sour-perhaps a lover bailed-well, it wasn't real, it was traveling, and it was over when she hopped her return flight anyway. The right to do nothing and be irresponsible were her life goals, until she met Francisco in a Costa Rican prison (she was just visiting). Dale thought Francisco was worth stopping for. Once Dale extricated the man from prison and went live with him in his native Colombia, she began to see her life in a different light. Sure, she still smoked and drank too much, and neither she nor Francisco could get anything like a job with a salary. Nonetheless, she tried to settle down and make a life with him in California. Clever readers will know this foreshadows disaster, and could skip the last three chapters of the book, wherein Dale gets dumped by the boyfriend and moves in with her parents to experience the adolescence she felt she'd missed. It may be what really happened in the end, but readers who've come to savor Dale's "girls wanna have fun" attitude might been happier leaving her at an ATM in California with an unexpected fistful of 20s.
Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information, Inc.

Review

“This is a very smart, very funny book. Wendy Dale is an extremely talented writer who can make even the scariest vacation sound like a good time. I’m off to buy a new suitcase and a few extra passports right now.”—Paul Feig, author of Kick Me

“Funny, impulsive, and alluringly naïve, Wendy Dale is repeatedly swept into adventure and trouble and love, mostly when she’s looking the other way.”
—Rita Golden Gelman, author of Tales of a Female Nomad

“Mix David Sedaris, Lucille Ball, and a fifth of tequila in a blender [and] you get Wendy Dale, who is quite possibly the funniest travel writer since Homer. But strain off the foamy giggles and you’re left with a raw, smart, and passionate woman in search of herself and awestruck at the beauty of even the ugliest corners
of the earth.”—Deborah C. Kogan, author of Shutterbabe

Product Details

  • Paperback: 336 pages
  • Publisher: Three Rivers Press; 1 edition (May 27, 2003)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0609809830
  • ISBN-13: 978-0609809839
  • Product Dimensions: 8 x 5.3 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8.3 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (38 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #585,812 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

In spite of the title of her first book, Wendy Dale has not been very good at avoiding prisons, especially the ones located in Costa Rica. A world traveler known for heading to some of the strangest places on the planet, she has also competed for jogging space in Colombia with guerrillas intent on overthrowing the government, learned to dance salsa in Cuba with the aid of a 60-year-old woman intent on starting out each morning with a solid dose of rum, and dodged bombs in Lebanon. (The good news, as she would learn later, was that they were small bombs. "Very small bombs" her optimistic guide in Beirut would helpfully point out.)

She currently lives in Cochabamba, Bolivia where she is at work on a new memoir.

 

Customer Reviews

38 Reviews
5 star:
 (26)
4 star:
 (2)
3 star:
 (4)
2 star:
 (5)
1 star:
 (1)
 
 
 
 
 
Average Customer Review
4.2 out of 5 stars (38 customer reviews)
 
 
 
 
Share your thoughts with other customers:
Most Helpful Customer Reviews

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars This is not your typical travelogue., June 22, 2005
By 
Carl (Los Angeles) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Avoiding Prison and Other Noble Vacation Goals: Adventures in Love and Danger (Paperback)
I loved this book from start to finish. It made me laugh and it made me cry. Probably because of a non-typical childhood, Ms. Dale chose to live an unorthodox life while traveling. In so doing, she experienced the countries she's traveled to in a wholly different way than most American travelers. It did me good to see the side of Latin America that she describes. We here in the "States" think we know all there is to living. I think we need to think again. I highly recommend this book to anyone who wishes to enjoy some laughs, some suspense and, some tears of joy. It is an enjoyable read.
Help other customers find the most helpful reviews 
Was this review helpful to you? Yes No


1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious, insightful and brilliant (unless you're a bitter review writer)!, September 16, 2005
This review is from: Avoiding Prison and Other Noble Vacation Goals: Adventures in Love and Danger (Paperback)
I have been all over the world, and have had some insane things happen to me, so perhaps I liked this book so much because I can personally relate to it. In parts, at least. I have never in my lifetime descended into the crucible of insanity that Wendy describes in "Avoiding Prison and Other Noble Vacation Goals."

Self-indulgent? Of course it is! This is Wendy's travelogue, after all, so by definition it ought to be a little self-indulgent. It's not overbearingly so and could very easily have been. Wendy writes about some truly awful experiences with worldly (but not stuffy) insight. Her dry sense of humor skilfully belies the gravity of the situations that Wendy describes. And her writing style is gripping. This is one of those books that I started reading in the morning, and read cover to cover practically without putting down.

Sure, Wendy Dale isn't Douglas Adams or Dave Barry. And that's OK, because she's not a humorist and this book really shouldn't be funny at all. The story wouldn't work if it weren't seen through the entirely authentic lens of a naively adventurous young woman in love. And it's obviously true--there are some things that you just can't make up.

It took tremendous courage for Wendy to bare her soul like this. Her exceptional sense of humor keeps the book both lighthearted and fun despite the often heavy, obsidian subject matter. Admittedly, this book isn't for everyone, but it should be required reading material for anyone with both wanderlust and a sense of adventure.
Help other customers find the most helpful reviews 
Was this review helpful to you? Yes No


1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A total RIOT, July 2, 2005
By 
bug (los angeles CA) - See all my reviews
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Avoiding Prison and Other Noble Vacation Goals: Adventures in Love and Danger (Paperback)
Wendy Dale's adventures and her perspective on them are dry, witty and downright hilarious. It's like listening to stories from your best friend when she returns from a long journey. There are some poignant moments of realization as well -- which is the hallmark of a good trip. This is a great summer read and will make you appreciate any vacation you are able to stay out of jail.
Help other customers find the most helpful reviews 
Was this review helpful to you? Yes No

Share your thoughts with other customers: Create your own review
 
 
 
Most Recent Customer Reviews











Only search this product's reviews



Inside This Book (learn more)
First Sentence:
Moving to a Third World nation with no job and no concrete plans for the future was an interesting plan, the kind that could seem reasonable under certain circumstances-like when you've reached the part of the tequila bottle when you're faced with the decision of eating the worm. Read the first page
Key Phrases - Capitalized Phrases (CAPs): (learn more)
Costa Rica, United States, Los Angeles, San José, Rafael Quiroga, Doña Cloti, Latin American, Central America, Wendy Dale, Francisco Sánchez, San Sebastian, Third World, Disney World, Hughes Aircraft, Cathie Dale, Middle Eastern, South America, Santa Ana, South Carolina, State Department, West Virginia, Wink Martindale, American Airlines, John Lithgow, Laura Madrigal Vásquez
New!
Concordance | Text Stats
Browse Sample Pages:
Front Cover | First Pages | Surprise Me!
Search Inside This Book:


Tags Customers Associate with This Product

 (What's this?)
Click on a tag to find related items, discussions, and people.
 

Your tags: Add your first tag
 

Customer Discussions

This product's forum
Discussion Replies Latest Post
No discussions yet

Ask questions, Share opinions, Gain insight
Start a new discussion
Topic:
First post:
Prompts for sign-in
 


Active discussions in related forums
Search Customer Discussions
Search all Amazon discussions
   
Related forums


Listmania!




Look for Similar Items by Category


Look for Similar Items by Subject

Search Books by subject:








i.e., each book must be in subject 1 AND subject 2 AND ...