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Away Happens [Paperback]

Phil Crossman (Author)
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March 21, 2005
"Several years ago it was revealed to me that creative nonfiction was a legitimate literary genre," writes Phil Crossman. "It was the most liberating experience of my life. All these years I thought I'd been simply lying."

Crossman is a humorist in the Mark Twain mold: wry, satiric, and keenly aware of the shortcomings of human beings, but with a leavening of self-deprecation and underlying sympathy. Though rooted in a regional consciousness (coastal Maine), his humor succeeds in making the local universal.

Away Happens considers daily life on an island in Penobscot Bay that supports both a tight-knit local community and a larger seasonal population. Whether he is recounting a debate that happened at the Lions Club over who counts as a "local" or describing his adventures getting the Thanksgiving turkey into the oven, ruminating on how the ferry schedule shapes island life or recalling a local crime spree, Crossman is funny, unsentimental, and authentically Maine.

"There are only two places, Here, this island off the coast of Maine, and Away. Here, this place, is a small place and Away, everywhere else, is a big place, but make no mistake about it, Here is Here and Away is not. 1276 people live Here. Billions more live Away than live Here, although increasingly, during the summer, it seems otherwise." --From the Book

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"Phil Crossman writes about aspects of island life that most of us only gossip about."--David Platt, Working Waterfront

"This book is a hoot! If you've ever wondered what goes on in the minds of the Maine locals where you vacation, this book will break it to you gently, humorously, and in a way that will make you long to return next summer more fondly than ever." --Bloomsbury Review

"Crossman . . . is a skilled human observer from his Tidewater Motel on Vinalhaven . . . Away Happens is worth the price, no matter what it is."--Bangor Daily News

"Add name Crossman to favorite essayists"--Maine Sunday Telegram

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  • Paperback: 144 pages
  • Publisher: UPNE (March 21, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1584654457
  • ISBN-13: 978-1584654452
  • Product Dimensions: 8.4 x 5.5 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 6.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,115,286 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars Maine at its finest!, May 12, 2005
This review is from: Away Happens (Paperback)
This is a wonderful Yankee counterpart to Minnesota's Lake Wobegone! Life on a small island in the Penobscot Bay has its charms and challenges. Crossman's vignettes are humorous, insightful and poignant. A fun read.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful Stories, September 8, 2005
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Brian Battuello (Ossining, NY, United States) - See all my reviews
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I'm not even qualified to be from "away", as an occasional guest of an official "away" resident of Vinalhaven, Maine. But Phil's stories have added greatly to my appreciation of this special island, its people and institutions. I read his hilarious story about an improbable romance at the island dump shortly after returning from there, carefully recycling, cramming my small $1.50 bag of garbage and checking out the free clothes in the "bus".

Unless you are lucky enough to be invited by a resident, you'll probably spend the night in Phil's tiny but comfortable motel, right in the heart of town and surrounded by the best lobster and crab you'll ever eat.

Because the stories were written for several different outlets, the styles and length vary, and there are a few tiny clunkers, but there are also some brilliant phrases that make it all worthwhile. Commenting on some island septuagenarians that insist on golfing at least once per month year-round, he said that it was remarkable, "considering the latitude of the course and the longitude of the participants."

Great fun. Just don't get too absorbed and miss the last ferry!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Phil is very funny, March 19, 2010
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As a visitor from California I fell in love with Vinalhaven. I met Phil at his motel and bought cheese from his wife. My friend, Marie, who lives year round on the island. gave me this book after our last visit. If you ever get to Vinalhaven, you absolutely must get to the Harbor Gawker. Best Lobster Stew in Maine (as if I would know).

The stories made me smile and some made me laugh out loud and some made me thoughtful. You don't need to be from Maine or from a small town background to thoroughly enjoy the stories. His writing style makes for an easy read. Subtle humor and a gift to create the mood and the picture of his stories make this a wonderfully embracing book.

I savored each story, I hope you do too.
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