Product Details

• Actors: Kevin Cameron, Joe Clair, Maria Copper, Chris Gatewood, Julia Gorin
• Format: Color, NTSC
• Language: English
• Rated: R (Restricted)
• Number of tapes: 1
• Studio: York Home Video
• VHS Release Date: January 7, 2003
• Run Time: 71 minutes
• Average Customer Review: 1.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (32 customer reviews)
• ASIN: B000067JJM
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #377,068 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars It doesn't get any worst than this., November 26, 2004

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Dymon Enlow "Dymon Enlow" - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Ax 'Em (DVD)

My first attempt at submitting a review for this film was rejected due to "inappropriate content". I will now submit a second review, this one without as much venom.

This is the greatest film of all time. Yimou, Kurosawa, Hawks, Ford, Bunuel have nothing on The Maestro who reached up straight into Heaven and pulled down this wonderful bundle of unicorn kisses.

Boldly adding misspelled words to the opening credits he defies you to understand his unattainable cinematic genius. No lighting, horrible sound and a $3 camera he's rebelling against the big budget studios. Using a cast on non-actors who all talk at the same time he is breaking loose of the shackles of coherency.

And in the greatest moment in the greatest movie ever made in the universe! Aliens couldn't make a film this good! He leaves in the word "Cut!" Ahhh. Pure ecstasy! I feel like I'm being smothered in kittens. Strawberry kisses and hugs for everyone! I love you.

5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Can you stand torture, December 16, 2002

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somebody - See all my reviews

This review is from: Ax 'Em (DVD)

If you like pain and suffering, then I HIGHLY recommend watching this. There aren't enough words to describe to the agony. If a 3 month old baby made this film, then the explaination for the quality of this movie would be understandable. However, these were grown people. These people had a "movie budget," "plot," "script," "actors," and an "experienced crew." The overall result was a "worse than normal" student film.

On the flip side....
If you need to relax your mind, have a good laugh, or just want to build mental endurance, then watch this movie.

5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE , and i love low budget films!, August 3, 2002

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K. Cannon "katatonia2" (USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Ax 'Em (DVD)

Too bad there isn't a "ZERO" rating on here. I'm surprised this heap of garbage ever got released. First of all i would just like to say that i love B-Movies and Low-Budget films if they are done well, or at least half way entertaining. I have seen thousands of movies in my life and this ranks as one of the absolute WORST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND! The funny thing is that some moron who did the opening text about the murder couldn't even spell correctly, so that started me thinking "what kind of an IDIOT could let the opening text be so stupidly misspelled". Plus, it looks like it was shot on a VHS camera. The lighting is truly HORRIBLE throughout the film. Secondly, the acting is some of the most pathetic i have ever witnessed. Additionally, the plot???...a pre-schooler could have come up with a better one! I truly regret wasting my time watching this pathetic "effort". Whoever was involved in the making of this film should go back to flipping burgers. Don't just trust my words, go watch it and i'll bet you a fortune you'll agree that this movie is cow dung.