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The Azalea Assault (A Garden Society Mystery) [Mass Market Paperback]

Alyse Carlson
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June 5, 2012 A Garden Society Mystery (Book 1)
 Roanoke, Virginia, is home to some of the country’s most exquisite gardens, and it’s Camellia Harris’ job to promote them. But when an out of towner turns up dead, she discovers there’s no good way to spin murder…

Camellia Harris has achieved a coup in the PR world. The premier national magazine for garden lovers has agreed to feature one of Roanoke’s most spectacular gardens in its pages—and world-famous photographer Jean-Jacques Georges is going to shoot the spread. But at the welcoming party, Jean-Jacques insults several guests, complains that flowers are boring, and gooses almost every woman in the room. When a body is found the next morning, sprawled across the azaleas, it’s almost no surprise that the victim is Jean-Jacques.

With Cam’s brother-in-law blamed for the crime—and her reporter boyfriend, Rob, wanting the scoop—Cam decides to use her skills to solve the murder. Luckily a PR pro like Cam knows how to be nosy…


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Chapter 1

"Incoming!”

Cam Harris pushed off her kitchen floor, propelling the wheeled kitchen chair she was sitting in to the sliding panel that hid the dumbwaiter. She opened it a hair and yelled to the kitchen upstairs, “Ready!” and shut it again, knocking off the “Over the hill” magnet her sister had recently given her. She heard her neighbor and best friend, Annie Schulz, lowering her treasure, which was how Annie referred to anything she lowered via dumbwaiter, then tramping down the back stairs to Cam’s apartment.

The turn-of-the-century house, gifted to Annie when her grandmother had moved to a retirement home, was split into two apartments, upper and lower. The living arrangement was a perfect compromise for the yin-yang best friends. The two had tried to live together before, but Annie’s free-form approach to order drove Cam crazy; she’d grown tired of photos drying over the bathtub and finding every bowl in the house dirty because Annie had a wild hair and tried out four new cupcake recipes at once. In the current living situation, they got all the bonding time they wanted, but with absolute boundaries about whose space was whose.

Annie let herself in, as was her habit, and plopped into a chair opposite Cam.

“Caffeine?” she asked, blowing a stray curl out of her face.

Cam rolled her eyes, stood, and poured coffee into a travel cup for Annie, then walked over and opened the dumbwaiter to inspect the goods. “Frazzled morning?”

“Just a little wrestling with the juicer Petunia left. First batch was too pulpy, and I had to take apart the stupid thing to clean it.”

“I thought all you had to do was bake and deliver,” Cam said.

“Yes, but juice squeezed yesterday would not be fresh- squeezed, would it? No cream?”

“Do I ever have cream? I’ve got that nonfat hazelnut stuff.”

Annie made a face. “You, my friend, are missing the point of cream. It’s about texture.” They had an ongoing disagreement about coffee supplements. “Are you ready?”

“I am. Just one more load?”

Annie nodded and stood. “But let’s get this to the car first.” She went to the dumbwaiter and grabbed the first of the food.

Annie was helping Cam, albeit indirectly. Cam’s sister, Petunia, was catering a several-day event Cam was coordinating for her employer, the Roanoke Garden Society. Petunia’s restaurant, Spoons, bought sweets from Annie’s cupcake store, Sweet Surprise, and Petunia had convinced Annie to trade delivery assignments. Petunia would trans- port the desserts that went with lunches and suppers if Annie would deliver breakfast, since a baker needed to begin work early anyway.

Cam would have done it, but she needed delivering herself. She was saving for a new Mustang, but purchase was at least six months away. Normally she rode her bicycle, except when she needed to look professional, which was the case with this painstakingly orchestrated feature for Garden Delights magazine. For the next several days, she’d be begging rides from Annie, Petunia, and her boyfriend, Rob.

Cam helped Annie load the breakfast goods into Annie’s Volkswagen. The car was not really suited to catering, since all Annie normally delivered were cupcakes, cookies, and special fancy desserts. After Annie’s return upstairs for the rest of the food, they finally accommodated the juice, coffee, fruit, and bagels, but the only spot for the tray of spreads was Cam’s lap. She wasn’t sure if she was more concerned about the garlic and green onion or the salmon, but she was fairly sure she’d be wearing one of them, given Annie’s driving.

As Annie pulled out of their neighborhood, Cam spotted the giant neon star atop Mill Mountain, just visible through a sea of blooming dogwoods. She breathed in the scent of honeysuckle, laid her head against the headrest, and smiled. The dogwoods always made her happy. There was nothing better than pink trees.

She had never been sorry to return to Roanoke, “America’s Most Livable City,” according to her PR peers at the chamber of commerce. Cam couldn’t have agreed more. She’d lived here twenty-seven of her thirty-two years, leaving only to attend graduate school at Northwestern and then work at a public relations firm in Chicago for a couple of years. When her mother died, Cam returned because she worried about her father. She was glad she had.

Cam had to use a towelette to dab a spot of cream cheese from her gray linen slacks when they arrived. The Ann Taylor silk blouse, though, would have been far less salvageable, and it had survived unscathed. Cam felt it was a victory.

“Cammi! There you are! You look lovely!” Neil Patrick stepped onto the porch to greet her. He was host of this event, founding member of the Roanoke Garden Society, and a perfect blue-blooded Southern gentleman. Cam adored him in all ways but one: he insisted on calling her Cammi.

She would have thought, given his love for flowers, he would prefer Camellia, her full name. She preferred that to Cammi herself, though she liked Cam best. She chastised herself. Most men her father’s age got a free pass, but Neil’s young wife, Evangeline, had changed her charitable attitude. A man married to someone born in the same decade as Cam should be more attentive to her preferences, but, as usual, she bit her tongue. “Mr. Patrick, it’s wonderful to see you. Have you met my friend Annie? She’s helping Petunia with some of the catering.”

“Oho!”

Mr. Patrick looked as if he’d never seen anything quite as outrageous as Annie. Cam felt a little defensive, though Annie probably should have known the nose ring wouldn’t fly with this crowd. Her clothes were actually rather conservative, so far as Annie went—a gypsy skirt, Birkenstocks, and a peasant blouse.

Fortunately, Annie was unfazed by anyone else’s judgment. She’d decided as a teen she didn’t care for anyone’s approval who judged on first impressions. “Where would you like me to set up breakfast, Mr. Patrick?” Her smile was straight and sincere, and it had the effect it always did. Mr. Patrick’s short white mustache twitched in a smile.

“There’s a tent off the patio, just through there.” He gestured and Annie began to carry the various trays through the house, leaving Cam to Mr. Patrick.

“You have a lovely home, Mr. Patrick.” It was true— classic Georgian architecture, perfectly decorated. “The magazine crew should be here in an hour. I hoped we could make a list of ‘can’t miss’ features before they get here. Does that sound good?”

He nodded, smiling, less shy than usual, probably because there was no media spy pestering him about his marriage to the youthful former Miss Virginia. “Let me show you something.”

He looked like a boy with his hand in the cookie jar. His blue eyes twinkled as he held out his elbow for Cam. She allowed him to guide her up the stairs, realizing halfway up how it might be misinterpreted if a photo were snapped. When she reached the top of the stairs and saw all the natural lighting through the French doors, though, she pushed ahead of her host into a room with a full wall of windows. It was a drawing room of sorts, but the focus was obviously the natural beauty behind the glass; the garden below spanned an acre, at least. When Cam threw open the other set of French doors and gasped, Mr. Patrick chuckled.

She looked down on his property and the majestic background.

“I’ve never seen such a thing. It’s amazing!” Mr. Patrick led Cam onto the balcony.

At the center of his garden was a fountain with streams of water shooting up like stamen; the yellow water lilies floating in the fountain’s pool looked, from a distance, like the pollen at the center of a flower. The arrangement radiated outward, a pattern of flowers that, from this height, created a perfect mural of a stargazer lily. Whites, reds, and pinks were perfectly distributed, allowing the bushes and smaller plants to create a breathtaking illusion.

Cam was surprised, then, when Mr. Patrick leaned forward over the rail, pointing to a near corner, not part of the magnificence at all. “That trellis over the sundeck was built by none other than your daddy.”

“Really? I didn’t know you knew my father.” Now that she’d noticed the trellis through the lush wisteria, she could see the beautiful craftsmanship; it had just been humbled by the extravagant floral display.

“I don’t, really, not well. He built it when my father lived here.”

Cam admired it a moment and then focused on the main garden again.

“We’re lucky it’s been an early spring. This is a lot more advanced than normal for April, isn’t it?”

“It is.”

“We’ll definitely need shots from here, probably at several times of day, as I’m sure that view changes with the sun.”

“Oh, that’s true. It’s spectacular at sunrise. You don’t suppose that fancy photographer would come for sunrise, do you?”

He looked so hopeful that Cam couldn’t bring herself to answer honestly. “I’m sure he’d be delighted.”

The truth was, it was a huge coup for the Roanoke Garden Society to have lured Jean-Jacques Georges to do the photography shoot. It was an effort somehow managed by Samantha Hollister, the current RGS president, but Cam had heard he could be a bit difficult.

Garden Delights was the premiere national magazine for garden lovers, and Cam had been courting them for seven months. Jean-Jacques was exactly the entice...


Product Details

  • Mass Market Paperback: 304 pages
  • Publisher: Berkley (June 5, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0425251306
  • ISBN-13: 978-0425251300
  • Product Dimensions: 4.2 x 0.9 x 6.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 4.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #309,462 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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25 of 29 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars This Book Hit Me Wrong From Start To Finish July 6, 2012
Format:Mass Market Paperback
Oh for goodness sake, why do authors feel the need to throw twist upon unnecessary twist in cozy mysteries? It is bad enough that they throw all twenty characters at you at once, but this genre is supposed to involve a smooth easy flow and in the end the reader feels that they have gotten to know new interesting people and a little about the town that they come from.

Other than the excessive characters and a never-ending conclusion, I have a couple generic complains about this book - one of my many pet peeves is the names that authors choose for their characters tend to distract me more than they should. For instances, in Azalea Assault, one of the male characters is named Neil Patrick. Sorry, but there is an actor named Neil Patrick Harris and every time I came to this name, I wanted to add Harris to the end. It does not help that the main character's last name is Harris and I was forever trying to tie them together.

Second, when you have characters named after flowers there are many to choose from, so why use Petunia. Was not that the name of Porky Pig's girlfriend? See, names tend to hit me wrong and it tends to distract me from the plotline.

Camilla Harris has control issues. She believes that if you put in the legwork, you could will something to happen so when the dead body of a prominent photograph shows up on the day of the Roanoke Garden Societies magazine shoot, she turns her frustration into anger and is determined to get everyone back on board. The RGS has hired her to be in charge of publicity and she will find a way to get the little matter of not one, but now two dead bodies spun in the right direction.

Knowing what to do and knowing how to do it are two different things, so when a person close to Cam is considered the favorite suspect, Cam in pushed to investigate on her own and clear this wrongly condemned person.

Just when you think that this book is done you realize that there are one hundred additional pages and the author keeps throwing more on the wall hoping to either run up the page count or completely overwhelm the reader. Why were so many scenarios thrown in? By the time I was finished, I swear there were three or four books worth of material smashed together.

No, this book does not standout as an impressive first book and I have no interest in putting in the effort to read anymore.
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12 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A Fabulous Whodunit! June 11, 2012
By Marissa
Format:Mass Market Paperback
"The Azalea Assault" is a fantastic little indulgence. It is very smartly written and not overtly obvious like so many can be. There are plenty of reviews that discuss the plot and storyline, so I won't go into that; instead, I will just give my two cents on it as a whole.

The style is light-hearted, fun, exceedingly witty, and worked quite well for the story. The characters and setting were relate-able and charming: good guys weren't perfect (which makes them all the more likeable) and there were so many colorful side-characters that it was impossible to truly pick out the real villain until the end! The pacing was pleasant, and I never felt like the story dragged or went too fast. All in all, it was a splendid little book and a wonderful debut for Alyse Carlson.

This book was the perfect little escape and I fully recommend it to anyone in the mood for a diversion. I am very excited for the second release in the series, "The Begonia Bribe" which was previewed at the end of this book. It looks like it will be just as entertaining as this one was!
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13 of 16 people found the following review helpful
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"The Azalea Assault" is a cozy mystery, and it's the first in a series. After an incident about halfway through the book, the murderer seemed pretty obvious to me, and I was correct. Perhaps because the murderer seemed so obvious to me, it bothered me that Camellia was so quick to accuse anyone of the murder as long as it'd get her best friend and sister's husband out of jail. One thing I like about mysteries is the pursuit of the truth of who really committed the crime, and I didn't feel like that was the goal in this story. Cam only kept looking because she couldn't find enough proof on anyone to get them arrested instead.

And her sister's husband and her best friend should never have been arrested in the first place. Suspected, yes, but not arrested. They were arrested and put in jail on circumstantial evidence before the crime scene was even processed. This would never happen in real life (unless witnesses actually saw them do it). I also had a hard time believing that Cam is normally a very law-abiding person. She hardly thinks twice about illegal behavior in pursuit of proving her suspects guilty, and her reasons for being law-abiding apparently aren't based on "because this is wrong" but "what might happen if I'm caught?!"

Though there were no actual sex scenes, I also wasn't entirely comfortable with how physical the characters were and how casual they were about it. It wasn't graphic, but the best friend had sex with a casual acquaintance, and Cam frequently had groping sessions with her boyfriend to "keep him happy." And that relationship seemed to primarily be a physical, using one rather than one with long-term and emotional commitment.

There was a minor amount of explicit bad language and some fake and "he swore" style bad language. Overall, I didn't really care for the characters and the mystery of whodunit wasn't there to keep me hooked anyway, but people that are more comfortable with the characters will probably enjoy the story.

I received this book as a review copy from the publisher.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars A great debut, and a good read!
What I liked: I liked the people. Cam Harris is believable as the PR manager of the Roanoke Garden Society. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Connie J. Jasperson
5.0 out of 5 stars Gardening Murder Mystery Fun
I have a confession to make: although I've read plenty of mysteries I've never read a cozy mystery before now. Read more
Published 5 months ago by H. Soister
2.0 out of 5 stars An assault on the senses
As an author of mysteries, I'm probably more likely to be picky about language and grammar, but really, "Perspiration was visible on his forehead in a photo of he and Samantha... Read more
Published 6 months ago by GG Byron
5.0 out of 5 stars A Fabulous Whodunit!
I've read a lot of cozy mysteries and Alyce Carlson's debut, THE AZALEA ASSAULT is now topping my list! Read more
Published 7 months ago by Stacy Shoeman
2.0 out of 5 stars Slow and Annoying
Cam Harris is a PR professional but her personality grates on the reader and it's amazing she can do her job. Read more
Published 8 months ago by Winterfan
4.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyable
This was an enjoyable read. I enjoyed the characters. They were real - not perfect, they don't fit a mold, and I'd probably want to be their friends in real life. Read more
Published 8 months ago by A. Schmidt
5.0 out of 5 stars great book
this is a good first book---catches you right up front---good charters --- will be looking for her next book---love the garden and flowers
Published 10 months ago by colleen lynch
4.0 out of 5 stars A Great Debut!
THE AZALEA ASSAULT by Alyse Carlson is a blossoming debut in the cozy mystery scene.

Camellia Harris works PR for the Roanoke Garden Society. Read more
Published 10 months ago by Cherie Reich
5.0 out of 5 stars I Want More!
I loved this book -- the cast of characters were all interesting and varied, and I liked that Cam was intelligent and interesting. Read more
Published 11 months ago by Marsha Moore
5.0 out of 5 stars A Fun Cozy for a Summer Read
Whether it's beside a pool in summer or in front of a crackling fire in the winter, there is nothing better than relaxing with a cozy mystery. Read more
Published 11 months ago by Betty K
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