Baby's First Zombie Book [Kindle Edition]

T.H. Wilde (Author)

Book Description

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Buy this book for your kids and you’ll be giving them the greatest gift of all—a fighting chance at surviving the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Start them young and they’ll live to thank you later.

This is a short rhyming book that has colorful illustrations of real-world zombie situations on every page. Potential buyers should be aware that this book contains graphic situations that many might find overly violent and inappropriate for children. If that sounds like too much for you or your child then I’ve got just two things to say to you: 1) don’t buy this book, and 2) the other survivors and I will have no problems shooting your zombified self in the head and ransacking your home for supplies.

It’s not personal, it’s survival.

Product Details

• File Size: 231 KB
• Print Length: 10 pages
• Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
• Publisher: Long Range Media (March 30, 2012)
• Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
• Language: English
• ASIN: B007Q59SVE
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• X-Ray: Not Enabled
• Lending: Enabled
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #254,330 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Funny book for older kids April 5, 2012

By 

Format:Kindle Edition

This is an awesome, short read that will not disappoint. Teenagers and adults will find it very funny. I laughed out loud.

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars For Kids From 0-97 April 5, 2012

By Mitchell Wright

Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase

This book is incredible!

When I first got it, I didn't really know what to expect. I should have expected AWESOMENESS, because that is what this book delivered.

The illustrations are pretty well done, and the text is outstanding. Quality rhymes that will make you laugh out loud. I think I'll be reading this one to my nephew next time I babysit.

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Clever and charming April 1, 2012

By Christopher Sorensen

Format:Kindle Edition

Looking for the ideal way to introduce your little zombie killers to their future prey? Start them young so they don't get eaten while picking their noses wondering what's going on. After all, every good parent wants to give their child every available advantage, right?

Baby's First Zombie Book is a wickedly clever children's book that finally brings the zombie craze to a form your little monster can enjoy. The pictures are simple,, but fun, and the rhymes are perfect for both parents and kids to get a kick out of.

Honestly, this is simply a very fun book that I think anyone who loves zombies, whether they have kids or not, will enjoy.

More About the Author

Under the pen name T.H. Wilde, author and blogger Tristan Higbee writes clever children's fiction and poetry. He has lived all over the world and speaks several languages, and his creative works draw upon those varied experiences and interests.