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Bachelor Party in Bungalow of The Damned

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Bachelor Party in the Bungalow of the Damned (Brian Thomson, 2008)

When correctly mixed, comedy and horror go together like peanut butter and cheddar. (Well, okay, so my daughter tells me.) Just ask Dan O'Bannon or Peter Jackson, the makers of such classic comedy-horror combos as Return of the Living Dead and Dead Alive, both of which are hysterical and horrific. When it doesn't work, on the other hand, you have the cottage industry known as Troma. And, yes, there are wannabe-Tromas out there. One of them is Brain Damage Films, who released this particular movie, which fails at being either funny or scary.

Plot: Sammy (Gregg Aaron Greenberg), the best man at Chuck (Joseph Riker)'s upcoming wedding, has arranged a golf outing for the two of them and their friends Fish (Gelu Dan Rusu) and Paulie (Sean Parker) as a bachelor party. Plans change, of course, without Chuck knowing, and the foursome end up a fivesome when Gordon (Joe Testa), on whom they all picked in high school, offers up the use of his uncle's place in the Hamptons. Sammy arranges for some exotic dancers to come over, and, well, you know what bachelor parties are like. Except there's more to these exotic dancers than meets the eye...

which is good, because very little of these exotic dancers at all meets the eye. Which is bad, because the main exotic dancer is played by Zoe Hunter (by far the most experienced actor in the bunch, save a five-second Lloyd Kaufman cameo), who qualifies as jaw-droppingly hot on the scale of Gillian Anderson or Heather Branch. A bit more nudity would only have been welcome. (And it is, after all, a movie about a bachelor party containing strippers. One expects them to, you know, strip.) Then the comedy, which hasn't been funny at all, changes to horror, which isn't scary at all. Thomson attempts to use the Val Lewton technique of "put it in shadow if you can't afford it", but has nowhere near the lighting skills to pull off Lewton-style effects; things are just murky rather than scary.

Despite all this, however, the biggest problem this movie has, for me, is that first time writer/director Thomson doesn't really understand if he wants this movie to focus on any particular character or whether he wants to use an ensemble-cast approach. Because of this, characters' roles shift in importance throughout the movie, which can be really, really annoying at times; characters who you didn't think you had to expend any mental energy on at all are suddenly in the central role, while others who dominated other parts of the movie are relegated to the background. This is almost always a sign of inexperience and overreaching on the part of the author, and given that this is Thomson's first work, I assume that's the case here. While I have to give him points for aiming for the stars-- an ensemble-cast presentation is a really tough thing to pull off successfully-- I have to take most of those points away for the finished product missing the mark so terribly.

Not awful if you have nothing else to do on a Saturday night, but like all the Brain Damage movies I've seen, don't go out of your way to check this out. * ½

Do not waist one minute of your time on this trash. This is the classic bait and switch DVD cover that shows a female on the cover who is not even in the movie.
Why did I not read some of the other reviews before I sat down to watch this turd ?
The story is as bad as the acting and the effects are even worse then that.
The only reason to even think about watching this is to make fun of the "strippers" in this movie, they are the saddest I have ever seen. Pitiful on all levels.

I got this decent horror flick in a package of 4 DVDs for one low price, which I couldn't find listed here on Amazon the four of them together. Someone throws a bachelor party with (vampire) strippers. Most of the film is either the stripping scenes or the vampires' body count. Not bad though for horror enthusiats.

this is hilariously entertaining to watch with some close friends where you can make fun of everything in the movie. the movie itself is horrible though. there is no plot line, unnecessary nudity, swearing, music, etc. it isn't scary at all. the effects are all bad. the acting is horrid. but still if you watch it you will be entertained as long as you are not expecting it to be a scary movie. (i cant expect that anyone could by just looking at the title, but anyway.) horrible movie that is horribly entertaining. i recommend watching it if you need some good laughs.

In this indy horror flick, you get it all! I was pleasantly surprised with the level of acting as well as the storyline. The effects were awesome and I was thoroughly entertained. There aren't too many movies out there that incorporate demonic boobs and well executed acting!

A must see for any indy horror lovers out there!