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This shirt gives you superpowers....
on August 25, 2014
So...I'm from America and when i got this, i was like. "Man, Nazi's better watch themselves when i wear this."
So here I am, minding my own business when a group of Nazi's come up to me. They're all "Sprechen die deutsch." where i replied, "You shut your filthy Nazi mouth!" After which I took off my duster and my apron and climbed the counter of the McDonald's where I'm the assistant to the Shift Lead. I stood atop the counter and began my assault, first, it began with french fries, then hash browns, finally secret sauce... Shocked at my tenacity and bravado, the Nazi's fled the scene. After which i raised my beer and recited the pledge of allegiance in the key of the national anthem.
Also, you happen to see upon any employment opportunities seeking patriots in the North Eastern United States feel free to contact me. Also, the shirt fits ok.