The United States is amidst a bacon revolution. Don't fight it! Join the rebel forces. The Bacon and Eggs (hold the eggs) unBasket is not just for National Bacon Day. (A real day, by the way, celebrated on the Saturday before Labor Day.) It's awesome for birthdays, love days and pretty much all days that would get exponentially better with some bacon. The unBasket contains: * Bacon Lip Balm: Bacon flavored. * Bacon Bandages: Contains fifteen latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. * Bacon Floss Plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards of waxed bacon flavored floss. * Unisex Bacon Socks: These unisex socks are made in the USA of 75% cotton, 20% polyester, 5% spandex. They fit shoe sizes women's 6 - men's 12. * Bacon Gumballs: The adorable tin contains about twenty-two bacon flavored gumballs. * Mr. Bendable Bacon You love bacon and Mr. Bacon loves you. He's just under 6" tall, and he is made of soft vinyl with bendable arms and legs. * Bacon Frosting: Eat this dark red bacon-flavored frosting straight from the tube or use it to pipe your baking masterpiece. Each tube is 5" tall by 2" wide and holds 2.1 oz (60g) of frosting. * Gummy Bacon: Looks so real! Contains four slices of strawberry flavored gummy meat. * Bacon Beans: This long 6.5" bacon shaped tin contains 60 red, bacon flavored jelly beans. Trust us, these are way better for your arteries! * Bacon Soap: The enticing aroma of bacon on a Sunday morning can now be found in this rectangular marbled bar of soap with the words "Bacon Soap" embossed on top. From time to time we may need to substitute an item (or a few) in one of our unBaskets. Any substitutions will be of equal or greater value and will embody the clever or unique vibe of that unBasket.