J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm, 4.5-Gram Tube (Pack of 4)

by J & D Foods

Product Features

• Delicious bacon flavor
• Perfect for the true bacon lover
• Makes a great gift
• Safe for Vegetarians

Product Description

When your bacon hunger has been satisfied but you still crave that bacon taste... now you can make yourself taste like bacon! Our Bacon Flavored Lip Balm is a constant reminder of the awesome power of bacon.

Product Details

• Shipping Weight: 1.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Shipping: Currently, item can be shipped only within the U.S.
• ASIN: B00247ASKY
• UPC: 898300001427
• Country of Origin: USA
• Average Customer Review: 2.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

123 of 143 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars This product changed my life, May 29, 2009

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Fark Me!! - See all my reviews

This review is from: J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm, 4.5-Gram Tube (Pack of 4) (Grocery)

This product was a life saver for me. Literally. Without it, I may have been forever doomed to be miserable and alone.

I met the love of my life while jogging in the park a few months ago. I've heard of love at first sight, but never understood its true power.

Our eyes met as we ran past each other in opposite directions. I felt a bolt of electricity shoot through my body. When I stopped and turned around, I saw she had done the same. We walked back towards each other, and I could feel the heat and the chemistry between us. We started talking, and at that moment I knew this was the girl I was going to spend the rest of my life with.

We embarked upon a whirlwind romance. All was perfect between us, save one thing. She was a vegan, opposed to all killing of animals for meat. I am a fanatic for steaks, ribs and chicken. Or anything else that once walked and breathed that I can put onto the grill.

At first, we tiptoed around the issue, but soon it drove a wedge between us. We could no longer eat meals together. She was nauseated watching me eat a hamburger and I, of course, am not a rabbit.

That's when J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm entered my life. And dare I say, saved it.

I started wearing this lip balm every day. With each kiss, my love tasted just a hint of the nirvana that is bacon. Soon, she attacked me as soon as I entered the room, just to nibble my J&D'd lips. One Sunday, after an early morning J&D session, I went to the kitchen and fried up a giant pan of bacon. The scent wafted through the house. In moments my dearest was in the kitchen, salivating, wondering what that glorious smell was. That was the day we truly became as one. And the rest, as they say, is history. Thank you J&D, for your genius. Our first child will be named in your honor!

49 of 58 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars its like methadone for bacon, May 29, 2009

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jub (brooklyn, ny) - See all my reviews

This review is from: J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm, 4.5-Gram Tube (Pack of 4) (Grocery)

I have a huge bacon problem; its consumed at every meal. Bacon for breakfast, BLT for lunch, bacon goes with everything for me. So when my doctor told me I had to cut out the bacon or else die from heart disease it was a tough decision.

I have children, so I felt obliged to at least make an effort to improve my diet and kick the bacon addiction. For weeks I was getting the cold sweats, insatiable cravings, I was keeping wadded up bacon in my pocket to sniff to try to ease my urges.... I seemed destined for failure.

Then a miracle happened... and I found this bacon flavored lip balm. It's been a huge relief for me and my family to have this tool to aid in my rehabilitation, similar to my use of nicotine gum when I quit smoking. Thanks are due to the creators of this fine product for saving my life.

22 of 26 people found the following review helpful:

3.0 out of 5 stars Really packs a punch, July 4, 2009

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David "DMB" (the South) - See all my reviews

This review is from: J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm, 4.5-Gram Tube (Pack of 4) (Grocery)

I just received my 4 pack of J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm and I gotta say .. it really packs a punch. Man, this stuff smells and tastes just like freshly cooked bacon. I applied a thick coat while sitting in traffic this morning, and before I knew it I found myself inadvertently nibbling on the deliciously enticing balm stick. (I guess that is why they give you 4 of them in a pack). It really satisfies, whether licked from the lips or letting a small bite melt slowly on the back of your tongue. I keep J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm everywhere. At work in my desk drawer, in the glove box of the car, on the nightstand. Heck, I even keep a tube of J&D's in my golf bag. It's pure energy when you are walking 18 on a hot summer day. One note of caution ... if you take J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm camping, then be sure to store it in an airtight plastic container. Recently, while on a 3 day trip to Yellowstone my wife went to sleep with a tube of J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm in her pants pocket. Apparently grizzly bears love bacon, because I awoke to find that she had been eaten. I don't think the bear was after her, as most of her injuries were located in her hip region where the J&D's Bacon Flavored Lip Balm was kept in her pants pocket. But, I did find the completely empty tube laying on the bank of the creek. (I guess that is why they give you 4 of them in a pack)

Does anyone know if they make a J&D's Bacon Flavored Body Spray or Lotion? I just love the subtle fragrance of freshly cooked bacon.

Pros: They give you 4 in a pack, it smells and tastes JUST like freshly cooked bacon, energy booster, portable.

Cons: Bears like it too.