In his first book, Badass, Thompson, creator of the Web site badassoftheweek.com, focused on warlords, samurai, pirates, and gunfighters who actually existed; in this follow-up, he turns to mythological badasses throughout history. From Anubis and Zeus to Capt. James T. Kirk and Godzilla, Thompson delivers detailed and adrenaline-fueled screeds on 40 characters "whose stories of ball-crushing conquest are still awesome enough to make even the tamest readers want to snatch up a sword and go hunting for dragon meat." Subjects include El Chupacabra ("this freakadelic ass-reaming spawn of Satan"); Diomedes ("the wanton slaughter of faceless jobbers is just the beginning of awesomeness"); and, in a long-overdue tribute, the Daleks from Doctor Who ("these murderous, automated salt-shakers are vile constructs of pure evil"). Fortunately, the book includes badass women as well as men, and Thompson's overheated prose rises even further when describing the Indian goddess Kali: "When she's not consuming the entrails of the gods, getting drunk on human blood, performing her Dance of Annihilation... she shoots blood out of her mouth like a fire hose... she's pretty much the most totally metal being ever." (Mar.)
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From sex-crazed gods to ravenous monsters, Ben Thompson brings legendary titans to life in tales of adventure, bloodlust, and unrelenting badassitude.
Since the beginning of human history people have created myths, tall tales, superheroes, and arch-villains—men and women who embarked on insane adventures, performed extraordinary feats of unparalleled awesomeness, and overcame all odds to violently smite their foes into bloody pulp. In Badass: The Birth of a Legend, Ben Thompson compiles these fantastical tales from the beginning of time to today and tells them in the completely over-the-top manner in which they were intended, including:
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The Indian god-king who led an army of monkeys against the King of All Demons
The Viking god of thunder and awesome hair, who crushed the skulls of giants with a ridiculously huge hammer
An Anglo-Saxon hero so hardcore he could arm-wrestle monsters' joints out of their sockets
The hate-filled literary behemoth who obliterated ship hulls with his face
The Norse necromancer queen who summoned a horde of zombie berserkers
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The prototypical modern-day antihero and very embodiment of badass
Great book. It is very funny and hits mythology I'm not all that familiar with and I like that. Thompson is gifted by turning out humorous phrases constantly. Read morePublished 3 months ago by Jason F.
Awesome read for those interested in the most over the top legends of the past. Just as good as his first book so if you enjoyed that one you will definitely enjoy this one.Published 4 months ago by Nathan J.
A great introduction to some great legends. Be prepared to buy more books when to satisfy the appetite for more information after the little nibble Ben Thompson gives you.Published 6 months ago by Tobias Kostner
Its badass. Love the writing style and colorful vocab. Thanks Ben for a great read...and its educational.Published 9 months ago by Stevan Auldridge
Ben should have his own tv show ... No, his own tv CHANNEL ... This book isn't quite as good as the 1st and 3rd books, but it's still a great read.Published 10 months ago by Tony737
You would think that the over-the-top purple prose would get tiring... it does not!
Like a literary Undertaker, tombstoning the English language, Ben is to biographies... Read more
I love Bens writing style (I own a copy of all his books) and this book doesn't fail to satisfy.Published 15 months ago by sean b karp
In my humble opinion this isn't just the best entry in the Badass Trilogy, but might very well be one of the best (and by far the funniest) compilations of mythological tales,... Read morePublished 18 months ago by Erik Slader