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Baggage Claim [Mass Market Paperback]

David E. Talbert (Author)
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October 2005

Heralded by the press and millions of theatergoers for his eleven wildly popular musical stage plays, five-time NAACP award-winning playwright David E. Talbert leaps onto the publishing scene with his debut novel, a big-hearted story about friendship, family, and the relentless pursuit of love.

Baggage Claim gives you a first-class peek into the wacky world of Montana Moore, a thirty-five-year-old flight attendant with enough baggage from her past relationships to fill an entire Samsonite showroom. Montana is an incurable romantic. A dreamer. The kind of woman who has her head in the clouds while her heart splatters swiftly to the ground.

With her mother having just tied the knot for a record-breaking fourth time and her baby sister, Sheree, rushing to jump the broom, five-time maid of honor Montana is dangerously close to becoming not only the oldest, but the only woman in her entire family never to be married.

Having convinced herself that there's no way in heaven or hell she's showing up at her sister's Christmas Eve engagement party without a prospect of her own, Montana concocts her wildest and most romantically ridiculous plan yet: a thirty-day, thirty-thousand-mile trek in search of a husband.

Will it be Damon Diesel, a young hip-hop producer whose motto is "Making the green scream and the dolla holla!"? Or will she win over the Reverend Curtis P. Merewether, pastor and founder of Greater House of Deliverance, Tabernacle of Praise, Worship, and Miracles? Of course Langston Jefferson Battle III, superattorney turned city councilman, needs a wife now that his sights are set on the United States Congress. Or perhaps her lifelong mate is Quinton Jamison, a multimillionaire textile guru twenty years her senior. Only time -- or the lack of it -- will tell.

Fasten your seat belts, lift your tray tables up, and prepare for takeoff. Our final destination: THE ALTAR!

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"I cannot give Baggage Claim two thumbs up, I have to give it a resounding high five, low five, and any other fives I can come up with."

-- Dallasblack.com

"Talbert proves why he's a master at entertainment....[A]n outrageously fun-filled ride."

--Lolita Files, author of Scenes from a Sistah --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

About the Author

Labeled by the press and his many fans as "The People's Playwright," David E. Talbert has written, directed, and produced eleven blockbuster stage plays that have broken box-office attendance records from New York to Los Angeles. His critically acclaimed stage plays include: Mr. Right Now; His Woman, His Wife; He Say, She Say...But What Does God Say?; The Fabric of a Man; and Love Makes Things Happen. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife, actress Lyn Talbert.

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Product Details

  • Mass Market Paperback: 323 pages
  • Publisher: Touchstone Books (October 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 074327881X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0743278812
  • Product Dimensions: 6.6 x 4.1 x 1.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,385,315 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Always A Bridesmaid, Never A Bride, October 11, 2003
This review is from: Baggage Claim: A Novel (Paperback)
Renowned playwright, David E. Talbert makes a grand entrance into the publishing arena with debut release, Baggage Claim. Talbert's quick-witted dialogue and zany characters provide front row entertainment for an otherwise preposterous romance.

According to the women in Montana Moore's family, you are not a lady until you marry and not a woman until you have birthed at least two children. At thirty-five years of age, flight attendant Montana Moore is neither and with meager prospects. Baby sister, Sheree, announces her engagement to a promising physician and this sends our protagonist on a thirty-thousand mile expedition, with thirty days to charm a potential suitor into her fiancé. With the aid of cronies, Sam and Gail , Montana is whisked off to the Big Apple for an overdue makeover and begins her search high in the friendly skies from New York to California in search of prince charming.

Whom will she choose? Damon Diesel, a P. Diddy wanna-be; Reverend Curtis P. Merewether and his colorful wardrobe; pompous Councilman, Langston Jefferson Battle III; or Quinton Jamison, brandishing trinkets and a trip around the world. The clock is ticking as Montana finds her prospects are as wacky as her plan and true love could possibly be worth waiting for.

Outrageously funny...witty and charming, Baggage Claim is a must read. From the onset, Talbert lured me in with the prologue and captured me with chapter one. Talbert's debut reminds me of the adage, "never judge a book by its cover." I highly recommend Baggage Claim. Chick lit does not get any better than this!

Reviewed by Nicki Lancaster
APOOO BookClub

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A flight to marriage, January 25, 2004
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This review is from: Baggage Claim: A Novel (Paperback)
Wickedly funny and wonderfully told, BAGGAGE CLAIM is a divine debut into the literary world by playwright David E. Talbert. Montana Moore is not only a flight attendant, but she's carrying enough baggage for two or three other people: baggage in her personal life and also in her family life. She is 35 years old and on a mission to find her a husband in 30 days or less using her connections to fly the friendly skies.

The women in Montana's family are obsessed with the idea of marriage and have come up with a ridiculous tradition of putting pressure on any woman nearing thirty who remains unmarried. Montana's the only one left and the noose around her neck starts to tighten as her mother just finalized her fourth marriage and her sister unexpectedly announces her engagement. Montana loses all sane thoughts, dismantles her theory of men and their similarity to various pieces of baggage, and gathers her flying buddies Sam and Gail for a master plan.

Sam and Gail have major work to do, but manage to reinvent Montana and get her ready for the flight of her life, as they go through her address book selecting men who will make marriage material for her. After checking the airline schedules, they are able to find out when the men will be taking flights for the holidays and in order to make the project work, Montana is set up to "accidentally" bump into them. Imagine it. Five different men, in five different cities across the United States; all with a history. From an imitation P.Diddy to a spineless minister, to a wealthy millionare and an attorney, she hopes to find "the one" who will help her break the "Moore Family Curse" and arrive at her sister's engagement party with an announcement of her own.

Getting from point A to point B in BAGGAGE CLAIM is outright hilarious. The dialogue of the characters intertwined with the proposterous plan of finding a fiance' by flying through the friendly skies will keep you reading this book from cover to cover. Talbert has a knack for bringing these characters to life and what a great transformation it was. I fell in love with some of the protagonists and felt a sense of loss as the story ended. He did a wonderful job of showing the reader that sometimes traditions are not always what they're cracked up to be and that they should not always determine how you run your life.

Reviewed by Tee C. Royal
of The RAWSISTAZ Reviewers

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Upbeat romantic comedy, October 3, 2003
This review is from: Baggage Claim: A Novel (Paperback)
Her mom is a serial spouse always married though her number of husbands requires a data base to keep score. Her thirty five year old daughter airline stewardess Montana Moore has never been married though she is beautiful and perky. Unlike her mother who finds positive qualities in any man, Montana classifies men in accordance with types of luggage.

Her best friend William and flight buds Rabelaisian and Sam thinks Montana needs to drop her genre system and find a man in time to show off a fiancé at her youngest sister's engagement party. Montana has several potential mates to consider: a successful realtor; a hip hop record producer; a fiery preacher; an attorney, and zillionaire older guy. All carry excess baggage in Montana's mind so she claims none as a possible spouse. However, the right bag is closer to home than she realizes if she can only see.

Fans of lighthearted romantic romps will appreciate the amusing BAGGAGE CLAIM that is at its best satirizing other novels. The story line is fun, but inane as Montana soars the friendly skies seeking a life mate. Her helpers and her family are even more absurd than her. Readers needing some escapist fluff will enjoy David Talbert's lighter than air novel.

Harriet Klausner

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Being a flight attendant for the last thirteen years, and looking for Mr. Right for almost as long, there are two things I know a lot about: men and baggage. Read the first page
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Montana Moore, New York, Sister Montana, Aunt Daisy, San Francisco, Mahalia Jackson, Tiger Woods, Barbra Streisand, Christmas Eve, Funny Girl, Los Angeles, Praise the Lord, Sister Shonda, Uncle Clarence, Cracker Jack, Feliz Navidad, Montana Christina Moore, Sam Fine, Transcontinental Airlines, Chicago Graham, Colonel Sanders, Holy Ghost, Jheri Curl, Merry Christmas, Next Sunday
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