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By the Balls: A Novel by Dashiell Loveless (Bowling Alley Murders)

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If only as much effort and thought had gone into the writing of this book as into the design, Ugly Town might really have had something. The covers and illustrations, the intro pages- heck, even the size and weight- are darn near perfect in exactly the retro way they intended. But the writers have a background which includes scripting comics for Dark Horse, and that's how this reads.

It's a meatless tribute to all things hard-boiled, featuring prose written in a spare (much too spare) style. Descriptions are sorely lacking, and the dialogue, while it talks "tough," is un-creative.

There is really only a couple of instances of good dialogue. Here is one: "There's nothing like a mourning widow. And [she] was nothing like a mourning widow. More like a morning window, and I could see right through her." Not classic stuff, but if the rest had at least attempted this style the book could have attained a kind of punny vitality. But no. It doesn't attempt real spoofery, and it certainly is not authentic.

It's like boys playing in sandbox much too vast for them. Descriptions of drinks and cigars give the impression that the authors just wanted to feel naughty, while a scene where the hero talks his way out of being killed by a thug is especially contrived, obvious and amateurish. Other aspects detract as well, but suffice it to say, Red Harvest this is not.

I really can't see true pulp fans being fooled by this, but give it a try... after you've read Chandler and Hammett and James Cain and Paul Cain and Whitfield and Burnett and Daly and Browne and Brown and Huggins and Brackett and Cave and Whittington and Fischer and Ballard and Bellem and Latimer and Martin and MacDonald and Gault and Spicer and Miller and Dewey and Woolrich and Nebel and Gardner and Adams and Davis and Spillane and Kane and Chase and Albert and Halliday and... you see?

There are much better out there. Lots of 'em. Then check back with the authors of this book after they've gotten some practice. Maybe they should check the above list, too.

For men, this book literally grabs you by the balls from the first page and never lets go (for women, this book figurativly grabs you by the balls, etc.). The character of Ben Drake is the kind of hard drinking, hard talking, hard detecting detective you just don't see anymore but really should. The mystery is pure old school P.I. with a nice dash of modernism mixed in for a concoction that sure packs a wallop. Please, I beg of you, read this book.

Tom Fassbender and Jim Pascoe (alias Dashiell Loveless), have invented the worlds first time-travel conveyance out of paper and ink, and heavily fueled by Ketel One Vodka! (read this books' "About the Authors" page to decode that statement) Would you like to know more? Grab "By The Balls", their first collaborative publication from UGLY TOWN PRESS. This short, tittilating, and thoroughly engrossing trip to the world of Testacy City will grab you by the you-know-whats, and squeeze until it hurts! The shady denizens of this crime-noir fiction evokes black and white images of Turner and Harlow, Cagney and Bogart, with a nice touch of 90's Pulp Fiction thrown in to sweeten the kitty! The dialogue sings, the imagery lurks, and the whole kit-and-kaboodle works magically to revive a genre not seen since the 1940's. By the time I finished it, I swear my clothes smelled like cigarettes, and my breath like cheap whiskey! Can't wait for more!

Superb. This book makes me wanna head to the nearest dive bar, sink a few stiff ones and hop into my time machine -- destination: 1942. The only reason I don't is, well, time travel and booze don't mix. So I make due with By The Balls.

This is the kind of book that gets many people hooked on reading in the first place. Calling it a page turner might sound cliche, but a well timed cliche is right at home amongst its pages. With characters that show up in your imagination in black and white, By the Balls makes you check the inside cover to see when it was 'really' written. Lets hope there are more like it on the way!

By the Balls is a clever mystery, carefully crafted in the style of the classic keyhole mysteries. Here we have everything - slimy thugs, high-powered criminals, shady cops, good cops, seedy bars, and, of course, a bowling alley. And there are enough twists in the story to keep you guessing. A great read! I am eager for more from Messrs. Fassbender and Pascoe.

Good Show!

I didn't know whether to expect a satirical detective mystery or a good mystery book. Fortunately I got both.

Filled with many good gumshoe detective lines the story also holds its own with a good plot and twists and turns.

I enjoyed it, if you don't, call me a rude name. "Rude names I could handle. At least they weren't carrying guns."

--Brian

Finally -- an old-style murder mystery set amidst the culture of the bowling elite. Anyone who enjoys noir detective stories is bound to appreciate hard-boiled Ben Drake's efforts to unravel the complex mystery of a first-class bowler's untimely and bloody demise. The mystery is tangled enough to satisfy suspense buffs, and the vivid and elegant style will interest any fan of good writing. Though not precisely a parody, this novel is a witty and sometimes irreverent take on the detective genre. Nonetheless, _By the Balls_ is not to be taken lightly; it's a seriously good book.

When I started reading "By the Balls", it brought back fond memories of the Mickey Spillane and Ellery Queen novels I read many years ago. These two young men have done a fantastic job of bringing back the old pulp fiction genre. "By the Balls" is a classic!