6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Saw this at ScreamFest 2008, April 10, 2009
This review is from: Bane (DVD)
I saw this in a little back banquet hall in Orlando Florida at last year's Screamfest. I really had no expectations, I was just tired of fighting the crowds to meet all the celebrities so I stopped in to see this movie.
First off I have to say the production is really poor. It feels almost like a college made movie, but the atmosphere completely makes up for it. The movie made me feel claustrophobic and dirty in a way I cannot really sum up in words. The gore is there in spades and the tension remains high throughout. You really never have much of an idea of what is going on, only that four girls are in this room trapped and a bloodthirsty Dr. comes in randomly and murders the girls at a certain time. I cannot say much more because it ruin it but I do recommend this movie to people who are fans of something NEW in the genre. Don't expect a hollywood production, no expect a scare a minute movie. It's a slow burner that eventually pays off and has some of the most haunting imagery I have seen in a long time.
I am very happy this is finally getting a DVD release.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
No pain in watching Bane..., June 3, 2009
This review is from: Bane (DVD)
This is a gem of a movie!! A totally British film that shows full respect to some of the finest from the horror genera and isn't afraid to tip it's hat to some all time classic horror / Sci-Fi movies of the past. It's one part Slasher, one part Sci-Fi and the story carries the underpinning of a psychological thriller...
Four women wake up in a 'testing lab' which must be one of the bleakest sets every used within a movie, and as a viewer you don't escape that feeling of claustrophobia as they struggle to come to terms with what's going on, or what is going to happen... The film carries the story fantastically, dropping the viewer small bits of information until dropping in a great twist towards the end throwing the viewer off guard, and changing your perception of some of the key characters.
All the women actors do an amazing job in this movie, this is due to the fact there is little distraction away from their predicament on screen, and they each convince the viewer of each characters personality, (although none of them know who they are / were) but the sense of who they are in their current situation is portrayed in the finest way I've seen in any movie in some time.
Great stuff!!
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Bore., August 24, 2010
This review is from: Bane (DVD)
Bane (James Eaves, 2008)
James Eaves has, to date, directed five feature films. Of them, Bane has the second-highest IMDB rating, sitting currently at 3.3. (His first feature, the straight-to-video Sanitarium, edges it out at 3.4 for the top-rated Eaves flick.) I haven't seen any of his other movies, but if this is the second-best of the lot by a tenth of a point, then I'm pretty sure I don't need to. Bane is film that starts off terrible and only gets worse from there.
Four women--Katherine (Sparkle's Sophia Dawnay), Jane (Horrible Histories' Lisa Devlin), Natasha (Eaves regular Tina Barnes), and Elaine (Sylvia Robson in her screen debut)--awake in a room with electrified bars and plastic sheeting for walls. None has any memory, they only know their names by plastic armbands. Soon after awakening, each is taken in turn for an interview with Dr. Murdoch (Demonsoul's Daniel Jordan) and his right-hand man, a seeming combination of bouncer and torturer (Jonathan Sidgwick, who previously worked with Eaves on The Witches Hammer). They try to figure out their situation for a while, then Elaine is suddenly and mysteriously attacked by a guy in a doctor's mask (we never do find out who this is, but I'm getting ahead of myself) who seems to have superhuman speed and strength. When he gets through with her, she has a number carved into her thigh. Jane, who witnessed the attack, tries to figure out what it all means, while the other two scoff. There's more to it than this (one major plot point appears halfway through the film), but I can't get into it without major spoilers. It ain't worth thinking about anyway.
I was willing to buy this, kinda-sorta, and consider it just another worthless piece of bad filmmaking until we got to that plot point I mentioned above. The movie goes from slow, boring, and rather monotonous to ludicrous in an instant. It actually plateaus at that level of idiocy for the next forty-five minutes or so, and we go back to the whole "mysterious serial killer flick meets women in prison flick" vibe. And then comes the big climactic explanation scene. And oh, lord. It's hilarious. It's bad enough when you have to have a scene in your movie where Poirot gathers everyone in the drawing room and explains how whodunit didit. When that scene lasts a quarter-hour and still leaves gaping plot holes (like the identity of the psychotic doctor, who judging by his makeup in one scene may actually be undead, though this is never explained at all), you've gone beyond any bounds I'm willing to stretch in the fine art of blowing the ending of your movie. Way, way beyond.
Half a star because the leads are pretty darned cute, and cute in a non-Hollywood-cardboard-cutout sort of way; Dawnay and Barnes do the whole buff-but-femme thing, Robson is the most traditionally cute of the bunch (but would likely have been accorded "raving beauty" status more in the seventies than today), and Devlin is nerdgirl, with frizzy hair and glasses and please please please Hollywood cast her in a romantic lead somewhere. She's not the world's greatest actress (but really, the pinnacle of rom-com acting these days is... Gerard Butler?), but yeah. Nerd-hot. ½
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