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Beanum Infinitum: Book 1 Paperback – September 27, 2012

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Product Details

  • Paperback: 52 pages
  • Publisher: AuthorHouse (September 27, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1477261095
  • ISBN-13: 978-1477261095
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 0.1 x 11 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 6.7 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,441,902 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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In this first thrilling installment of Gookenschleim's Beanum Infinitum series, Gookenschleim attempts to find a happy median between eloquent prose and absurdity. The forty-four pages that follow are his attempt to demonstrate just how excruciatingly ambitious even the silliest of stories can be. After all, his main character is a talking pinto bean. All that's left is a bean burrito monster in search of talking pinto beans to devour; oh wait, there's one in here too.

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"Are they saying that the trees are just as special as I am?"
"No, we're saying that was always between you and the trees."

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By Cherie Bowie on April 1, 2013
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A must read! I suggest this book to anyone with an open mind. Very well put together. A unique story indeed!
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