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Beard of Lightning

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Phantom Tollbooth
"Beard of Lightning"
Off Records

Phantom Tollbooth, for those of you who may have forgotten or were too young to remember, were one of the 80's more interesting bands, combining a Minutemen-tinged, jazzed-fueled punk with an aggressive, classic rock sound. "Power Toy" was regarded as one of their best works (among 3 finely performed lp's.) After their final lp, "Daylight In the Quiet Zone, the band members went onto pursue other musical avenues in such bands as Jad Fair, Bongwater and King Missile. Now they are back through means of recreating history. The music is the same, literally, but the vocals have changed. A self-proclaimed superfan, Robert Pollard was offered to provide hand in this process. All of Tollbooth's intrumental tracks from "Power Toy" were sent to Pollard, where he hunkered down to conjure vibes of a re-realized project. The results are a truly interesting mixed bag of melodic shapeshifting and vocal feats. Claiming that while "Power Toy" is a favorite album, Pollard still felt that the voals sounded too "indie" for the more complex and dense song structures of the music. Pollard is notoriously pinned down for flooding the market with every harmonius whim he throws down in the studio. While this may be true, it is not necessarily a bad thing. For those who think it is a bad thing, I don't feel "Beard of Lightning" proves a case for Pollard being a record hog who thinks he can do anything. He himself has admitted that this was a challenge. It reflects more of an interesting idea realized through a man, like him or not, who is the ideal candidate for such an experiment. Upon repeated listenings of Pollard's Circus Devils, Lifeguards, Airport 5, Go Back Snowball, and solo albums, Pollard's idiosyncratic melodic layers are peeled back to reveal a constant output of endless possibilities. One may feel this style of songwriting has been done before, and it has, but not with a voice or imagination as commanding as Pollard's. Low and behold "Beard of Lightning," a record combing music that stands well on its own, but is not perfect by any means, with Pollard's "what if" asthetic that saturates the abtract straightforwardness of the rhythms with acrobatic warble. "Mascara Snakes" and "Atom Bomb Professor" kick things off in a fully representative-of-things-to-come manner. The Pollard poetry is here too, as in "Iceland Continuations," where he sings "This house was built on a lack of trust and its doors are hymen-thin."
It has been said of great vocalists that they could sing the Declaration of Independence and it would be amazing. Well, for Robert Pollard, he would start out by changing the words and then create the perfect rock song. Which is maybe what he does with every song-to-be.

this is on many best of lists for last year. i don't know why i see some of the lame reviews below. read chris horn review for a honest opinion.

get a grip! yes, power toy is a classic up there with any burma release, so how about giving bob a break? he adds his charm to something he obviously loves. this is the only must own non gbv pollard release. it is heartfelt , and more than agressive. a unique combo.

Let me start off by saying that I haven't purchased this CD (nor will I ever!!!), I am writing this review based solely on how disturbed I was merely listening to the samples of each track. I also am not familiar with Bob Pollard or his "Commanding" voice or imagination. I am writing this from the point of view of a die-hard Phantom Tollbooth(PT) fan.
Anyone who is familiar with the catalog of PT, and can appreciate their musical genius, will agree that remaking the Power Toy album, stripped of the original vocals, with new vocal melodies and lyrics is the most brazen form of self-imposed ego stroking imaginable!! I know the story is that original members Jon, Dave, and Gerald approved this project but I honestly don't see the point of this musical "re-do".
In my opinion, it's just as ridiculous as remaking the Venus de Milo with arms, or Rodan's "The Thinker" sitting on a toilet!!
But then again, this is merely my angle on the project. You can make your own decision, but I suggest you buy the original album "Power Toy" and leave this one to the Bob Pollard disciples.

This is the worst CD associated with Guided by Voices. I thought it was going to sound like GBV but instead it soulds like bad 80's hair metal. If I wanted hair metal I would go buy something by Poison or Cinderella. One of the songs tries so hard to sound like Van Halen that it's just embarassing. "Capricorn's Paycheck" sounds like the worst 80's metal I have ever heard. If you liked Def Leppard "Pyromania", WASP, Michael Schenker Group, or Ratt, then buy this. It's right up your alley.