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66 of 68 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
should have been left in Immoral Tales,
By A Customer
This review is from: The Beast (La bête) (DVD)
As legend has it, Walerian Borowzcyk originally intended the short version of "The Beast" to be part of his compilation film "Immoral Tales". Due to the nature of "The Beast", it was cut from the original film and put on the back-burner till Borowczyk decided to turn it into a full-length feature. I feel this decision was a poor one. The short version of "The Beast" is the best thing about this film, which essentially tries to pad out the original's 20 minute running time to an hour and a half. This wouldn't be so bad if the padding weren't so boring. Aside from the rose-masturbation scene, which is intercut with "flashbacks" to the short film, there really is not much else that would make this a worthwhile purchase for fans of erotic cinema. The notorious scenes of horse-copulation are distasteful and verge on disgusting for anyone not turned on by beastiality. Instead of this "hype" film, I would recommend you take a look at Radley Metzger's "The Image", another controversial film that actually goes beyond "The Beast" as far as inclusion of graphic content. As an added bonus, all the sex in "The Image" is of the human variety.
79 of 89 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Delivers much more than expected.,
By e5150 (United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: The Beast (La bête) (DVD)
Okay, the first, what, 15 minutes is spent watching horses copulate. Not quite my cup of tea, but the rest of the film is. Anyone who gives this film a low rating obviously was not aware of the director's genre. As a euro-sleaze film, it delivers up the goods way better than most others in its class. W. B. (the director) finally goes where his "Immoral Tales" failed, and by that I mean filming an erotic sequnce to completion (and boy did The Beast complete himself....many many times). It's actually quite hilarious how the beast just has to find whatever it can to rub itself against. But the beautiful lady it gets to have its way with--and the lady fantasizing the whole thing while explicitly romancing the flower--make this an erotic winner. Excellent quality picture for its age, as well. If you're into nude women and just-short-of-porn behavior, it doesn't get any better than this. This is the definitive Euro-sleaze title. Like I always say, if American actresses went this far it would be a much better world. This sort of film is--or was--apparently the norm across the water, while this is hardcore compared to what we call erotic over here.
73 of 86 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Sexy...Steamy...DEFINITELY NOT FOR KIDS,
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This review is from: The Beast (La bête) (DVD)
WOW! Though this DVD is "UNRATED", don't let it fool you. It is "X" rated all of the way...even more so than many 21st Century flicks. Created more than 25 years ago, this foreign masterpiece is steamy, sexy...beautifully edited and should become a period classic. Yes...it is billed as a horror film...but it is an adult experience in erotica, beastiality, and compassion. I really don't want to give the plot away...even though it is simple and explicit. If you were a teenager or young adult in the mid-seventies you will appreciate the erotic approach to this film...flimsy nightgowns, aggressive self-indulgence and gratification...a burning desire...WOW! Buy this DVD for your "ADULT" collection and keep it away from the kids. I believe AMAZON should restrict its sale to adults only. Need I write more??? Buy it...turn down the lights...enjoy. In this genre, whatever it may be, it is a 5. If you have seen this DVD and have other recommendations in its class...please refer them to me. "The Beast" is definitely a charismatic "beast".
17 of 18 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
Extremely Bizarre Cult Film,
This review is from: The Beast (3-Disc Special Edition) (DVD)
Walerian Borowczyk's explicit and insane la Bête (The Beast) is a directly adult reflection of the sexual undertones in many fairy tales. There are segments in la Bête that are unflinching enough to be deemed pornographic but they are done in such a silly and shocking way we cannot assume that Borowcyzk's goals are to titillate. I mean come on, the film opens with a close-up of a female horse's private parts and a male horse jumps right into the mix soon thereafter. There is also a tremendous amount of (human) nudity in la Bête and while gratuitous, it does seem to be appropriate within the film, even though it isn't necessarily erotic. I don't think it is possible to categorize this movie and that in and of itself is a strength for me. From beginning to end, I had no idea what to expect.
The film takes place in the Esperance house that is awaiting a wedding between the family's son and Lucy. The family is full of chaos and everyone seems to have something to hide. Lucy becomes fascinated with the family's notorious ancestor Romilda, who apparently had a sexual encounter that Lucy reads about with a very well endowed beast in the woods nearby. Lucy imagines the experience Romilda went through graphically, and she almost seems to fantasize about the ordeal. We see the sequence almost in its entirety. It consists of Romilda (Sirpa Lane) running around gradually losing her clothes with some harpsichord music playing and eventually she succumbs to the beast's advances and gets it on with his giant prosthetic phallus. It is graphic enough that it would be nearly impossible to say it isn't shocking, but it is funny enough that the audience will laugh uncomfortably until it concludes. You certainly won't forget this sequence and there are several more memorable parts before and after. Just because someone may care I won't reveal how la Bête ends. Walerian Borowcyzk actually does seem to have a way with making movies. His other films are for the most part straight-forward erotica but he has the ability to make beautiful shots and here he even puts together an interesting, albeit strictly comedic, commentary on human and animal sexual impulse. I don't want to mislead anyone here; the priorities of this movie are by no means it's potentially significant insights. I don't know what Borowcyzk's intentions are but la Bête is certainly one of a kind. The Cult Epics three disc release is worth owning if you enjoy rare and unique films. Especially ones that push the limit like this one. We have the dubbed version and the director's cut in here, as well as a great stills gallery and a hilarious trailer that shows almost the entire sequence with the beast and Sirpa Lane, but with a black bar over the graphic footage...as if we don't know what could be happening. On the third disc we have over one hundred minutes of silent behind the scenes footage and several other interesting features. The book that comes with this edition is probably the best aspect of the Cult Epics release. It has stills of some of the more noteworthy content and explains the film in far better detail than I have. This is recommended for collectors and definitely for those of us not easily offended.
8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
Not a dog,
By lecudedag "lecudedag" (NSW Australia) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: The Beast (La bête) (DVD)
This may be a little explicit...This film is a great, but odd piece of French 70s sleaze-horror, from the maker of "Dr.Jekyll and his Women", and "Immoral Tales." It starts off in a castle where two horses are coupling. Once you've got over that (guys, don't feel inadequate; girls, don't go there!). A woman arrives to catch the tail end of this scene. She's come to marry. But the castle's family have a curse. She visits the curse in a dream where at first we see a 1700s rural scene, and a woman chased by a bear like creature that's got a very big, hard knob, with a very painful looking buldge on the end (how on earth it's going to fit in her?!) Then we go to more modern times where another woman, in another dream is chased by the monster. She gets it off with her feet before kissing it. I hope I've not offended anyone by this description. If I have, don't buy the film. Though the reverse may not be true.
11 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
Deserves Three Stars For Being Different,
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This review is from: The Beast (La bête) (DVD)
...I'm beginning to suspect the reason some of the more offbeat genre films that used to be so difficult to see were obscure because they weren't very good to begin with. My latest disappointment is Borowczyk's THE BEAST. It pretty easy to see which scenes contained the original footage and which were added to bring the film up to feature length.I liked the original scenes, but found the added footage a rather dull elongation of the basic theme. And it certainly doesn't take an Einstein to figure out the conclusion. A young girl, along with her mother, arrive at the villa of a seedy count whose only son seems to be girl shy. Around this point we see flashbacks about a female ancestor of the Count who was raped by a strange beast------who looks like a cross between a bear and a gorilla. The flashbacks showing the beast chasing the Countess and ejaculating constantly at the sight of her, take up most of the original footage. Oddly, if the struggles of the Countess to get away from the beast had been calculated to arouse him further, they couldn't have hit the mark any better. Regrettably for the future, the countess finds the beast is the man for her and excites him to a marathon encounter in the woods. Meanwhile, in the present, the son constantly keeps one hand bandaged with the excuse that he had an accident. Ahhh, the sins of the mothers. OK. It's different. The romantically shot sequences with the Countess and the beast in the past are quite good. Too bad they weren't left in IMMORAL TALES (a fine film!) rather than being used as an excuse to add an hour to a film to bring it up to length...
32 of 40 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Banned?!,
By "claretant" (Doncaster, South Yorkshire United Kingdom) - See all my reviews
This review is from: The Beast (La bête) (DVD)
'It is to this day banned in England!' giggled a previous reviewer. Gosh - aren't you so much more sophisticated and liberated than we stuffy types back in the old-country.Well, I can't comment on the DVD version but I did laugh like a drain when I saw an (uncut) version of this on the telly (yes, the TV - in England, where, of course it's banned) a few months back. If a guy in an an unconvincing gorilla suit with a monster dildo masquerading as a real penis, splashing cream over a naked woman in the forest is your bag, then this is the film for you. Personally, I think anyone who (ahem) swallows this film as any kind of serious attempt to explore sexual taboos (or whatever it's supposed to be) has got to be up in the trees themselves.
37 of 47 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
VERY RUDE.....BUT LUDICROUS AS WELL!,
By Dave B (nothampton, nothamptonshire United Kingdom) - See all my reviews
This review is from: The Beast (La bête) (DVD)
This is seriousley naughty stuff.The sex sequences are very graphic,almost hardcore,but the beast in the title is laughable effects looking like a cross between a gorilla and bear suit.It also begins with a sequence of two horses mating witch is fairly disgusting,but no different to what you see on Natural history programs everyday i suppose.The weird story revolves aruond a family in a country mansion where in the past a female owner of the manor,the lady or whatever,ventured into the nearby woods and began having sex with a monster that lurks in the woods eating lambs etc.There is other stuff going on,but the when the sex started was the only time i was really paying attention.LIke i say,the beast is fairly ridiculous and the sex not really'erotic' but i have never really seen anything like this,so it gets five stars just for being so surreal and daring to do what it does.You can see why it is a cult film.Picture is good,sound passable but the dvd is empty bar just the film.But it is worth a look.
16 of 19 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST vs. Benny Hill vs. Upstairs Downstairs,
This review is from: The Beast (3-Disc Special Edition) (DVD)
Well, you can go ahead and start hitting the negative vote button cause I don't understand people's attraction to this movie. A horse with a large wang bangs another horse. Some people walk around an English manor and talk a lot. A whole lot. Stopping only long enough for a woman to rub her delicate part on the foot of a bed.
Finally at the 61 minute mark a woman walking in the woods is chased and attacked by a large wookalar looking creature with a giant dong. She fights him off for a few minutes but finally he gets it his way...and she likes it! They continue on for a while until he falls over dead and she buries him with leaves. The End. Why all that had to take 98 minutes is inexcusable. This movie shouldn't have run longer than 20 minutes. Plus none of the women were even attractive, so outside of the monster with the spurting unit it's all completely forgettable.
13 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
medication needs adjustment.....,
By A Customer
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This review is from: The Beast (La bête) (DVD)
You don't buy this movie for the plot lines; in fact, there is sort of a jumble, but one part comes clear. The mental health medications for just about everyone in this movie are out of adjustment. Everyone has problems, but many of them are humorous. As one might expect from a French movie, the Church certainly gets its share of 'digs' with the priest and his covy of young boys. The women, who are naked a lot, are attractive (not silicone endowed) and fun to watch. The copulating horses get a bit tiresome, but the 'Beast" is perhaps the greatest special effect job since the Ed Wood movies. Almost on par with the fishbowl/ape costume of a science fiction movie some years ago. Perhaps the best part, and most predictable, is the flashback scene when the young woman runs off into the woods; naturally all her clothes get torn off, and the beast attacks her. That was fun to watch, and perhaps worth the price of the DVD. Not Oscar caliber, but some mild fun. A good DVD to watch when the weather is bad outside.
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The Beast (La bête) by Walerian Borowczyk (DVD - 2001)
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