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Beautiful Mess [Kindle Edition]

Lucy V. Morgan (Author), Kenny Wright (Illustrator)
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (163 customer reviews)
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Book Description

Warning: contains pet rats, hot YouTube celebrity roommates, and one spurned girlfriend about to get even...

Working in a wedding cake shop sucks when you've just been dumped.

Bailey Frost has a recipe for disaster: one cheating ex, one big glass of liquor, and three well-meaning male friends who think her lack of a sex life is funny. Before she knows it, she's confessed that she's never had an orgasm with a man.

Now Bailey has to navigate sappy couples at work, while her friends are hell-bent on helping her get revenge on evil Craig...by dressing up as werewolves, on YouTube.

And one of those friends-- the tall, shy-but-gorgeous Linc--might just want to help Bailey with that other little problem...

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About the Author

Lucy's new novel, TWISTED SUMMER, debuts on March 31st, complete with more British insults and a heroine with a suspiciously faulty moral compass...

Product Details

  • File Size: 150 KB
  • Print Length: 52 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B006CRHK62
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #175 Free in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Free in Kindle Store)
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3.9 out of 5 stars
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3.9 out of 5 stars
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“ I really enjoyed this light, funny, erotic, and short read. ” GovernessInRed  |  34 reviewers made a similar statement
“ The plot was lacking, a lot of filler, the characters needed some depth and it was a little boring. ” Alicia Kay Brattain  |  15 reviewers made a similar statement
“ It was funny, the characters were great and the love story was sweet. ” A. McNulty  |  28 reviewers made a similar statement
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34 of 36 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious! December 31, 2011
By colormepink
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
This book made me smile and giggle so much that I lost count. It's pretty funny in this weird, funny haha way, especially considering I didn't understand half the jokes on here. I think it's a regional thing and as an American, I didn't get it. Nonetheless, it's still pretty funny. I kept quoting things the characters said to my friends and they just look at me funny and laugh. It's sort of like an erotic comedy, I guess. It's silly and I recommend reading it--especially since it's a free download!
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17 of 18 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Really? Someone Rated This Book 1 Star?! February 18, 2012
By SAM
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
It takes a lot for me to write a review. Not because I don't have an opinion; I'm simply lazy, lol. I agreed with all of the other reviewers who commented that this book was unexpectedly cute. I loved Linc. His awkwardness was adorable. I loved Olly. His inventive profanity (to Americans) was hilarious. I have been calling people nonce captains now! I loved Tom. He was too cute. The cover was great, the writing style was different but perfectly acceptable. Yes, there were a few typos, but I have purchased conventional books from traditional publishers that had errors. All in all, even as a free book, this was a great read and I have been visiting the publisher's website waiting for more.

I know that many people have issues with Indie books. In that case, don't read them. Don't knock a good book because you have problems or are biased.
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17 of 18 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Short but sweet January 12, 2012
By N. "Bibliophile" Leigh
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
This is a short review..I just wanted to say this book may only be a few chapters long, but it is hilarious and sweet. I wish I had guy friends as cool as Linc, Oly, and Tom. From start to finish I was LMAO (which was bad since i was ninja reading on my kindle at work).
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Comical!
Love this book. Made me laugh from beginning to end. I love the sense of humor of each character. Definitely checking out her other books.
Published 9 hours ago by Pen Name
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and romantic
It was a cute little story that leaves you wanting the whole story. She goes into some details that leave you hungry for more. A perfect quick read.
Published 1 day ago by Cass
4.0 out of 5 stars Short and sweet
I wish it was a little longer but it was a good read and I would definitely recommend it to my freaky friends lol
Published 1 day ago by Lesley Johnston
1.0 out of 5 stars Didn't get it
Maybe I got lost in the what was meant to be funny but I seriously didn't get it at all
Published 4 days ago by Tk
3.0 out of 5 stars It was okay.
Bailey was dumped by her boyfriend and found out that one of her friends, Linc, had loved her for a long time. Read more
Published 6 days ago by micharch
5.0 out of 5 stars Really good
Surprisingly good. I liked the guy friendships and the breakup was classic. The characters were really fun and likeable. Sexy too.
Published 7 days ago by Winter
4.0 out of 5 stars Book review
Wow this is a great short story. I found it to be both funny and sad, I loved how one night of drinking leads to love. Read more
Published 8 days ago by Tricia Anderson
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing
I really enjoyed this short story; I just wish it was a lot longer than it was. You'll love it.
Published 8 days ago by Rhondisha
4.0 out of 5 stars Good read
I liked this story very much. It is sweet, funny and has some good intimate parts. It is a short story and I wished there could have been more details to the plot. Read more
Published 8 days ago by D3m
3.0 out of 5 stars Not really my cup of tea!
It was short a little boring but it also had a bit of humor.
If you like that sort of story
Published 12 days ago by john
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Lucy V. Morgan
Lucy V. Morgan is a genre-hopping British author, editor and screenwriter. She believes that fools are made to be broken, rules are made to be bent, and flawed characters are the most interesting. If it's hiding in the shadows, she probably thinks it's hot.

Originally, Lucy thought that talking about herself in the third person would sound pretentious, but finds she is DRUNK ON THE POWER.

She will now be going for a lie down.

Visit Lucy's website at http://www.lucyvmorgan.com/ for deleted scenes, new release info and free short stories about your favourite characters. You can also find her on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/LucyVMorganAuthor

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