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"Sex is on the mind of author Chuck Palahniuk, and it is taken to extremes and tweaked to outrageous lengths in his latest novel, Beautiful You. 50 Shades of Grey this isn't. In fact, the book is almost a middle finger to "mommy porn" and the popularity of modern erotica — while also being a smart, satirical take on misogyny, fame, the fashion industry, self-help and science... Palahniuk's graphic storytelling is bound to ruffle puritanical feathers—which is probably part of his point—but it's essential to the societal takedown. Nothing is sacred and everything gets torched, from pop culture (at one point vampire novels are used as thrown weapons, an obvious Twilight reference) to celebrity." —USA Today
"[Palahniuk's] legion of fans will adore all its excesses.... [G]reat fun..." —San Francisco Chronicle
"The author of Fight Club offers barbed social satire that turns Aristophanes’ Lysistrata sideways; giving readers something to talk about." —Library Journal
"Palahniuk continues to push limits in this satire of sex and consumerism... His cheeky wit is at its best in this grotesque novel; his semi-erotic writing is efficacious and there are some downright beautiful scenes." —Publishers Weekly
"...[A] subtle and empathic piece of work." —Kirkus Reviews
About the Author
CHUCK PALAHNIUK is the author of thirteen novels—Doomed, Damned, Tell-All, Pygmy, Snuff, Rant, Haunted, Diary, Lullaby, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Survivor, and Fight Club—which all have sold more than five million copies in the United States. He is also the author Fugitives and Refugees, published as part of the Crown Journey Series, and the nonfiction collection Stranger Than Fiction. He lives in the Pacific Northwest. Visit him on the web at chuckpalahniuk.net.
"I love you because you're so average" is not the nicest compliment Penny Harrigan has ever heard, but since Linus Maxwell, the world's richest man, is only describing her "textbook" genitalia, she can live with it. Having satisfied supermodels and the first female American president, Maxwell knows something about female parts. He is developing a new product line called Beautiful You that might render men obsolete. The products are designed to enhance female erotic pleasure and Penny is the latest in a long line of test subjects, each of whom has been dismissed from the project after 136 blissful days.
Penny rejects both the "women must go to law school" and the "women must stay at home and raise the kids" model but is struggling to find a third way. She would also like to be less lonely. The pleasure provided by the Beautiful You gadgetry is welcome but it is not a substitute for love ... or is it?
Whether Penny will ever get love from Maxwell is a mystery to which Palahniuk provides conflicting clues through much of the novel. Maxwell wears a lab coat during his sexual encounters. When he participates more actively, he scribbles in his notebook (without breaking stride) and studies readouts of pulse rate and blood pressure. Still, he seems to have genuine feelings for Penny. All of this is funny but it also makes a telling point about the clinical and emotional elements of sex. Either element alone (thrilling sex without love or loving sex without thrills) can be rewarding but the combination is a powerful form of witchcraft.
Beautiful You suggests that women pay the price for male inventiveness.Read more ›
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful
(This review is based on an advanced reader’s copy obtained from the publisher via NetGalley.)
In Beautiful You, Chuch Palahniuk takes the War on Women to the next level with this dystopic satire centered around female orgasms.
C. Linus Maxwell has earned his tabloid nickname “Climax-Well” with the unveiling of his line of Beautiful You personal care products for women. Thoroughly researched and based on the tantric sex secrets of the ancients, the Beautiful You products quickly ensnare the vast majority of the global female population, from the first female president of the United States to a multiple-Academy Award winning French actress. New York turns chaotic as women begin disappearing, lost to the abyss of self-pleasure and turned into emaciated, toy-addicted zombies. Only Penny Harrigan, one of Maxwell’s most recent conquests and research assistant, can help stem the tide and undo his evil plans for world domination.
Beautiful You is a fun read, but ultimately lacks sufficient depth. Palahniuk seems too content to rely on stereotypes surrounding women – their love of shoes and tawdry romance vampire novels and their inferior rankings in a man’s world – rather than subverting them or plumbing them to their fullest depths. However, it makes for fun fodder, if only on a superficial mockery of the Fox News/Men’s Rights Movement perception on what women are like.
Penny herself is, at times, the lone standout and the primary focus of the novel. While there are other women present and accounted for, few of them make any lasting impression and appear to be notable only for their achievements in-world and not for any particularly skilled characterization.Read more ›
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14 of 16 people found the following review helpful
I've purchased and read every piece by Palahniuk, and I hate to say that this is easily his worst book. I've gotten in the habit of buying his books, knowing full well that he's been on the decline for awhile. But this one is just tasteless and full of predictable eyerolls. It looks like Palahniuk is concentrating on shock-value for the sake of shock-value without considering plot. I don't recommend.
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This book was awful. I agree with the other reviewers who said that the writing was lazy (and boring), I didn't care about any of the characters (because there was no effort at character development) and it wasn't satire (because it didn't accomplish anything). It wasn't sexy or interesting in any way. It was crude (the author seemed to take pleasure in talking about "overtaxed" "swollen" "painful" "extended" "raw" "throbbing" vaginas), juvenile, insulting and simply an awful, poorly written book. There are no other words. It shocks me that there are good reviews for this book. They must be from the publisher or the authors friends. Very disappointing from an author who has written some very good and interesting books.
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I was really excited to start reading this one. Not out of any particular interest in the plot (I knew nothing about the book at all when I first picked it up), but just because it had been quite some time since I last picked up anything by Palahniuk. At first, the book came off like it was Palahniuk's take on Fifty Shades of Grey. There are many similarities, such as an awkward first encounter between the protagonist, a young female, and an ultra rich man. From there the book evolves into one of the most messed up plots I've ever read. Sometimes it was actually incredibly awkward, disgusting even. Listen -- I am a 25 year old man and a large part of my life revolves around sex, yet somehow this book made me actually feel like a complete prude. Like Mother Mary herself would have to bitch slap me for being an asexual sea sponge kind of prude. Hell, this book makes the Kama Sutra look like Dr. Seuss. Be warned: the book is about your vagina, my vagina, the president's vagina, everyone's vagina; people are killed by flying rocket dildos; no one is getting laid because men are having their penises chewed up by microscopic laser beasts; and someone special even has such lengthy pubes that they have formed a giant white vagina beard. Its definitely not my favorite by Palahniuk, not even close...but it isn't bad either. It is certainly entertaining, regardless.
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