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Bedtime Stories for Children You Hate [Kindle Edition]

Antoinette Bergin
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (138 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Hate cute stories? Hate happy endings? Hate children? Not quite right in the head? If so, this deliciously twisted storybook is dedicated just to you.

Includes "Your Upstairs Neighbor Kills People" and "Blood in the Sink". You know you want this book. It can be our secret.

**NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN**


Product Details

  • File Size: 130 KB
  • Print Length: 56 pages
  • Publisher: Antoinette Bergin (June 7, 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0055047H2
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #39,505 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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45 of 59 people found the following review helpful
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Having attended a live reading and knowing the author personally, I know for sure I will never let Antoinette watch my children. Good thing I don't have any.

This collection of 10 tales is perfect for some light reading while on the bus, train, passenger car, pontoon, frigate, steamer, 18-wheeler, x-wing, y-wing, tardis or bar stool. Worth every penny and more.
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16 of 20 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Not bad. Kindle transfer a bit lacking December 23, 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
The transfer to Kindle wasn't proofread very well. There are font changes in the middle of stories and the stories don't break onto new pages. There are also some transfer errors (lower case L showing as a one, for example) that are annoying.

The stories themselves are decent. They have some adult content, so don't plan on reading them to your kids. Mid to late teens should be fine with them and will probably enjoy them.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars LMAO May 21, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
It ended all too quickly. Sometimes I didn't really want to know more, but then, yes the stories are just too good. Very funny, just wish I knew more kids to read them to...not.
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14 of 19 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Bedtime stories June 9, 2011
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I enjoyed these ten, dark, twisted tales by fledgling author Antoinette Bergin. I hope to see more installments in the future.
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9 of 12 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome. February 29, 2012
By charity
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
If you happen to have an extra buck lying around you should buy this book. It's short but the stories are great. I didn't expect much when I purchased this book, it definitely exceeded my expectations.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars worth the money March 11, 2012
By melmc
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
For the price the book is worth it. It is full of short stories that are perfect to read between stops on the bus. As an added bonus the stories are usually pretty funny.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Trying to be Roald Dahl, but fun January 22, 2012
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If you havent read any of Roald Dahl's adult stories, you will love this! The stories are funny and strange and quite unexpected. Unfortunately, since I have read the aforementioned books, I kind of knew where it was going after the first story.

If you want something that is quick to read and quirky, go for this. Make sure no-one is reading over your shoulder :)

On the Kindle side, it is distracting that the font changes half way thorugh the book. Disappointing.

Three stars overall because it was fun but I wont read it again, it just didnt quite work for me enough to rate it higher.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars 3 stars for content + 1 for price February 14, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Of the 10 stories in this book, only one ("Will Fluffy Live Forever?") lived up to the title as the kind of story you use for the express purpose of traumatizing the little poo-maggots. Of the remainder, they show an admirable amount of hatred towards children but none of innocent cruelty that causes kids to randomly wake up screaming and run to their parents bed.

That said, it was well worth 99 cents, and stories like "Kevin's First and last Trip to the Zoo" may not increase bedwetting or therapy bills but are fun to read aloud with weary parents, grade school teachers and other people with a grudge against the young.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Four Stars
Hilarious.
Published 2 days ago by Tom Moore
5.0 out of 5 stars Sweet
I love this book because it is hilarious. I heard these stories from my sister and didn't get the meaning of some of them until now.
Published 8 days ago by John Armitstead
5.0 out of 5 stars seriously baked
Bought this when I was really high. Found it the next morning. Hilariously evil. Two and a half thumbs up.
Published 10 days ago by Autumn
5.0 out of 5 stars teehee
I'm giggling so hard reading this
Published 17 days ago by Thea Bee
4.0 out of 5 stars Pretty Good
This is a collection of a FEW stories. I wish there would have been more but who can complain for just $.99.
Published 1 month ago by Caitthegreat
5.0 out of 5 stars It came to my house within the promised time frame and was in...
NOT FOR KIDS! I got this for my daughter as a gag gift for Christmas. It came to my house within the promised time frame and was in excellent condition. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Jessie
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun and funny
Definitely not for children, but perfect for the young at heart. Quick to read, short stories with a bite. I enjoyed them. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Amanda Price
5.0 out of 5 stars Good, quick read...
A fast read that is funny and at the same time disturbing. I would read them to my kids, and I love them.
Published 2 months ago by V. Hanisko
4.0 out of 5 stars Nice
Now I have a book of stories for all the brats in my life on a portable device. Word word.
Published 2 months ago by invAderLisha
3.0 out of 5 stars Lol
Weird but funny. I recommend this book as a quick read. (Meet the word requirement I must. Read this you shall.)
Published 2 months ago by H. Ateyou
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