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In The Beginning...There Were No Diapers: Laughing and Learning In The First Years Of Fatherhood [Paperback]

Tim Bete (Author)
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"...In the Beginning... is the best clean, down to earth and funniest book I've read in years." -- Jodie Lynn, syndicated parenting columnist and author of Mommy-CEO

"A must-read for any new parent..." -- Tom Allen, Editor-in-Chief, CatholicExchange.com

"Hilariously funny...Tim Bete’s humor will knock the socks right off your feet!" -- Dorothy Thompson, editor, The Writer’s Life Reviews

"Outside the major syndicates, possible Barry replacements include Bete..." -- Editor & Publisher magazine, commenting on a possible replacement for Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist, Dave Barry; Nov. 29, 2004

"When ranking miracles, Tim Bete puts potty training right up there with...the parting of the Red Sea." -- Laura Dempsey, Dayton Daily News, January 16, 2005

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  • Paperback: 189 pages
  • Publisher: Sorin Books (April 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1893732878
  • ISBN-13: 978-1893732872
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.5 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,149,612 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars BEYOND HILARIOUS -- BOTTA BING, BOTTA BOOM!, October 12, 2005
This review is from: In The Beginning...There Were No Diapers: Laughing and Learning In The First Years Of Fatherhood (Paperback)
This book is funny; I mean REALLY funny. Tim Bete is the Dave Barry for parents of young kids, so if you like to laugh, then you'll love reading this one.

In fact, my family could tell whenever I was reading it because they'd hear my annoying, "HA! HA! HA!" from every room of the house. I couldn't put it down because it felt so good to laugh. I've decided it's a much easier route to six-pack abs than sit-ups. Just read this book and you'll get a major abdominal workout!

IN THE BEGINNING...THERE WERE NO DIAPERS is divided into 19 short chapters that each focus on one area of parenting young children. With titles such as, "The Miraculous World of Potty Training," "Five Loaves, Two Fish -- What, No Tarter Sauce?" and "Daddy's NOT going to Buy You a Mockingbird," you can get an idea of how funny Bete is.

Laughter is important for stressed-out parents. We may feel like we're the only one dealing with certain behavior issues -- single parents, especially, may have no one who can share the burden. But a book like this one helps fill in the gaps.

This would make a great gift for any Dad - but I know moms will love it too. Bete lets you peek into his house and show you how he turns those moments of "Uh-oh" (the tooth fairy forgot to visit...) into moments of "Ah-ha! Close your eyes and she'll leave you a surprise" (It may even be money...or other unknown contents from a rapidly emptied pocket!)

I can't tell you how hard I laughed when Tim described what it's like to change a baby's diaper in an airplane bathroom. Yes, I've done it! Most parents can relate to the strange places you're forced to do such a chore.

And how insane we feel when we have to read the same book over and over (AND OVER) again. "I tried sliding it under a chair cushion," he writes about his son wanting to hear The Lion King every time his wife had a prenatal visit. "But no matter where I hid it, it always appeared at the top of the book pile at our next visit." To this day, "Hakuna Matata" sends shivers up his spine "as if I heard the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard."

If you're a group leader for any kind of parent organization, this book would be great to have for a break-the-ice reading or gift for new members. You'll unite every listener who has been there, done that...or is in the midst of being there, doing that.

Although each chapter focuses on a modern parenting miracle, the biggest miracle of all will be how you can put this book down!

--Reviewed by Heather Lynn Ivester for Mind & Media
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely Hilarious, Laugh Out Loud, Good For The Spirit, May 4, 2005
This review is from: In The Beginning...There Were No Diapers: Laughing and Learning In The First Years Of Fatherhood (Paperback)
I am the owner of Http://www.ArmyWifeTalkRadio.com. I found Mr. Bete through my parenting expert Jodie Lynn. His publisher sent me this book, though after reading it I have purchased five more copies for my family and friends. My husband is away in Iraq, for OIF III. I will be sending him a copy too. I don't get much time for myself so doing research on having someone on the show is sometimes tedious. This research however, was not. I laughed out loud! I had to call my mom and share some of his writing. I am looking forward to tonight when I get to pick up and read from Chapter 5! I can't thank you enough Tim! I needed that laugh, and so do my listeners. I cannot WAIT to have you on the show!

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5.0 out of 5 stars Tim Bete -- Cosby for a new generation of dads, December 10, 2004
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Tim Bete brings humor and insight to the job of fatherhood, capturing the many miracles of parenthood in this wonderful first book. His weekly column already charms people from coast to coast. "In the Beginning..." will be the first of many successful efforts for this up-and-coming humorist. I've only read one chapter and can't wait to read the rest. This book will be a "must get" for couple's showers, Father's Day, or any occasion when a gift is needed for a dad of any age. Witty and wry, Tim's style will keep dads -- and moms -- laughing for long time.
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When our daughter Anna Maria was born, she slept a lot-except when we wanted her to sleep. Read the first page
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