Struggling and under-hung stand-up comic Brian Pickles has no luck with the ladies. Unfortunately, the girl of his dreams, Mia, works at the porn store he frequents and only dates well-endowed guys. One day his life takes a bizarre turn at the store when he finds a portal into the body of legendary porn star Ron Jeremy. When Brian and Mia team up to take control of Ron, he can no longer maintain his renowned status, and his career becomes sabotaged. After Ron consults with friend Andy Dick to find out what's behind the strange forces possessing him, everything builds to a hilarious climax as Ron struggles to take back control of his body and career. Starring Ron Jeremy (Guinness Book of World Records for "Most Appearances in Adult Films" - 1,750!), Mia Crowe (TNN's Pop Across America, model), Brian Berke (Gilmore Girls) and Andy Dick (Less than Perfect, The Andy Dick Show, The Ben Stiller Show, News Radio) , with cameo appearances by some of the top female adult film stars: Teri Weigel, Kendra Jade, Mary Carey, Gauge, Alexandra Nice, Kira Eggers, Jacklyn Lick, Monique Dane and Kelly Fire Steele.
A crude but agreeable comic spoof of Being John Malkovich
, this 2003 short comedy posits a question that many men may have idly wondered over the past 30 years: what's it like to be adult-film star Ron Jeremy? Director Brian Berke stars as a failed stand-up comic and porn-store clerk who discovers a way to assume Jeremy's body. Unfortunately, Berke's lack of skill with the ladies endangers Ron's career, so with the help of Andy Dick (as himself) he attempts to regain control of his famously portly frame. Awash in broad gags (with a particular emphasis on flatulence jokes) and nudity (provided by several popular female adult stars), Being Ron Jeremy
will definitely appeal to fans of lowbrow laughs, though Jeremy and Andy Dick occasionally rise above the material in their good-natured self-parodies. Die-hard Ron Jeremy enthusiasts will love the supplemental material, which includes footage of his stand-up act, a Q&A session about his adult c.v., and a behind-the-scenes featurette, as well as a gallery of deleted scenes and outtakes, and some undraped interviews with his female co-stars. --Paul Gaita