About the Author
Matthew McElligott (mattmcelligott.com) is the author of such books as Even Monsters Need Haircuts
and The Lion's Share
. His favorite foods are blood oranges, vegetarian blood pudding, and, of course, cookies. He sports a handsome beard, mainly due to the fact that he casts no reflection, making it difficult to shave.
Larry Tuxbury has written two books and read literally dozens more. By night, he sleeps in a casket in a basement outside Albany, NY. By day, he sleeps in his classroom at the real Farnsworth Middle School, where he teaches language arts to aspiring vampires.