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Berserk

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Once upon a time there was a band from Canada called Berserk that no one ever heard of. Then came along me, Marsupial Rex, with twenty cents I bought a CD by this band and listened to it. It was beyond amazing. Have you ever wondered how music could be better than it currently is? This CD answers you by saying that it can't get any better.

If all the members of Devo died, then they were reincarnated by parrots and they could recreate their music, but it would be unique compared to the music they made when they were alive, it would sound like this CD.

One day I was playing this CD in my car while driving to work. A blind man passing by heard it and took his glasses off. He could see for the first time in his life.

This CD also functions as a test to tell vampires from regular people. If someone passing by hears it and doesn't spontaneously breaks out in song they are always a vampire.

After listening to this CD I was given a promotion, a riase, and I won five thousand dollars on a lottery ticket given to me by my ex-girlfriend.

Upon copying the music from the CD to my computer it tripled in speed and is now completely invulnerable to any and all viruses known to man. My computer became so fast that I could run Crysis at full capacity.

If you buy this CD you will absolutely not regret it and if you do then you're probably a vampire and should be killed.

The Berserk trio delivers a consistently fun power-pop album. Listen closely - the lyrics are really clever. Who else could make songs about giant flying robots, Japanese cartoon characters and a lovelorn penpal so widely apprealing?! Besides the infectious "Giant Robots", my favorite is "When I Think", the ultimate puppy-love break-up anthem. Enjoy!

I first heard Berserk through a Go-Kart compilation. The song was "Ultra-7" and I was sold. I picked up a copy of "Big Robots" expecting original and amusing material. Unfortunately, the album doesn't deliver like the compilation song. Nothing about the album is original. Berserk plays derivative pop-punk and doesn't do it well. The only thing amusing about "Big Robots" is the poor songwriting. To top it off, the song "Ultra-7" isn't even on the album. Do yourself a favor and save some money and don't buy this album. "Ultra-7" is all you need.