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Best of Shaqulle O'Neal

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As my thesis for my doctorate in Music Theory, I found this album to be a priceless treasure in the history of music. Never have so many lives been touched and so many artists influenced by such a piece of work. 2Pac, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and Wu Tang all owe a debt to Shaq, the master of form and function. His arrangement of the notes and the Fu-Schnickens are incredible! He is on level with every (and I mean EVERY) classical genius in my studies.

Shaq Daddy, keep 'em comin'! Much love from the Riyadh State University.

If you're ever feeling sad, just pop this CD in and listen to "Biological Didn't Bother" in either of the two versions here. It's so unintentionally hilarious, which is kind of sad because Shaq is really sincere and seems like a really nice guy to boot. But you will find yourself laughing out loud at couplets like "I learned to dribble from right to left/I couldn't do a damn thing with all them F's" or when he names family members whose house he stayed at when "moms gotta go to work."

If you can track down a video clip of this song, it just intensifies the comedy. If this album were a satire of rap music (of which 98% in my opinion is just as bad as this record) then it would be an easy 5 stars. Happy listening!

(PS the other tracks are pretty comical too... "Yo Shaq, where ya at? Yo yo, I'm over here")

Actually, this 'Best of Shaquille Oneal' album is one hour of silence. He did not have any hits. Ever.

Usually people are only lucky enough to be given one truly great talent. Shaq was blessed with two. In fact, he's even better at music than basketball.

The songs on The Best Of Shaq move me - some to the point of tears. This Best Of will hold a special place on my cd shelf - right next to The Best Of David Hasselhoff.

My only wish now is that Shaq's next album will be one where he just does love songs. It could be called "Love Shaq."

Shaq and his family must have written the 5 star reviews for this cd because I would't wish this horrid piece of crap on my worst enemy

Shaq is a disgrace to the name hip-hop, and if these are his greatest hits then he should give up. Go buy some Mos Def or Pharoahe Monch you retards. Dont buy this. Its wack...

yo, shaq raps like his free throw shooting

How the hell can you make a "Best of Shaquille O'Neal CD"? Doesn't that imply that at some point he actually had some good rhymes? Creating a Best of Shaq CD has to be one of the biggest insults to the music industry in a very long time and I think that Id rather listen to the Best of My Drunk Uncle's Holiday Tunes than this pile of manure. Gimme a break, I cant get over this, BEST OF SHAQ, HAHAHAHA!

I think Anoop's father is a really awesome rapper. He is really cool and i want to be just like him, when i grow older. His lyrics are really great and i think u should just buy this cd because he is cool.

Before I was released I was given a choice. Listen to Shaq's greatest hits the whole way through or eat a bucket of dirty toenail clippings. I opted for the CD and half way through I wish I had chosen the bucket.

So this is the 'best' of Shaq's albums huh? I would hate to listen to his B-sides.

I can barely watch him struggle through a Burger King commercial never mind listening to him sing. I can't even understand him when he talks.