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Best of Shat

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get this for your grandma. It'll be her favorite album. There is no dirty words in it at all. She'll be impressed.

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but seriously, this album is amazing. i just saw them live last night.( i got this cd there) something i'll never forget.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I listened weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious record of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a ringing,
As of some one loudly playing, singing at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only Shat, and nothing more.'

`Prophet!' said I, `band of evil! - prophet still, if Shat or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this MP3 player enchanted -
On this player by horror haunted - [...]

This album is amazing. The vocals that Jeff Wood mocks are so well done that you have to think "why is he doing this?" After being in The Dillenger Escape Plan for a short period Jeff begin to write music that was not only vulgar and disgusting, but in a strange way, something we all think about, or have experienced. Inbetween the 11 dildos he wears on his body at all times at his shows, and the "Drill-do" You can not help but think, "Why can't I stop laughing?" Jeff wood has an impressive background in music, and has had a hard past, ( Being shot in the back of the head and all ) But He will have you thinking, "Can I get my girlfriend to do that?" in a matter of 10 songs, or minutes, which ever comes first.

...behold the coming of a new age in rock music.

This CD is histarical... basically every song will make you laugh until you cry. It's even better to blast it in your car as you are driving by a big crowd of people. The main guy in Shat was shot in the head and almost died... and therefore he is a sick and twisted guy that writes songs about sex... basically anything sex related you can think of. If I went through it song by song... well... I would run out of space. But buy this CD if you want a good laugh.

YOU NEED THIS RECORD!!

Its the record that the new generation of rock bands everyone's talking about always wanted to make, but just aren't talented enough to write. Don't be surprized to find Shat covers showing up all over the place in the near future.

When you get it, just make sure you hide it under your bed somewhere - there's all kinds of dirty words on it.