Bettypalooza: Clueless [Paperback]

Elizabeth Lenhard (Author)

Book Description

Age Level: 11 and up | Series: CLUELESS

Will herstory become history?

Talk about a rockin' project! Cher, the insatiable do-gooder, is at it again. This time she's working on the hugely popular alterna-star Talia D'art, crown jewel of Gwyneth Fair, the outdoor all-girl music festival. Talia has a set of angry pipes and a vicious 'tude, but when Cher overhears her singing the blues, a bonding breakthrough ensues. After all, Cher knows it's way stressful being furiously popular and managing a career.

While the frazzled femme hangs in L.A. to record her new album, Cher and De infuse her with sparkling self-amour and encourage her to find the cheerful rocker within. Lifted from D'art depression, Talia fully embraces her newfound Bettyness. Now her producers and fans are buggin'. Girlfriend's totally lost her edge, and her artistic integrity is whack. Has the Talia turnaround caused an irreparable pop culture meltdown?

Product Details

• Reading level: Ages 11 and up
  
• Paperback: 144 pages
• Publisher: Simon Spotlight Entertainment (July 1, 1999)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0671034383
• ISBN-13: 978-0671034382
• Product Dimensions: 6.6 x 4.1 x 0.5 inches
• Shipping Weight: 0.8 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #5,365,610 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars another fantastic clueless book, November 3, 1999

By A Customer

This review is from: Bettypalooza: Clueless (Paperback)

Once again it's cher to the rescue. I mean totally classic book, in which cher's fantastic people skills are put to great use. It is a bit more mature than the other books. in response to the above comment - IT'S A NOVEL. Hello ! We all want the clueless lifestyle, and these books are such guides for life.

2.0 out of 5 stars In the words of Cher, "Totally Random", September 12, 1999

By A Customer

This review is from: Bettypalooza: Clueless (Paperback)

I used to love the Clueless series, but this one was dumb. The other Clueless books were funny and humorous, now all it talks about is Cher and her nails. If you want to read a funny Clueless book, read "Cher Negotiates New York", "True Blue Hawaii", etc. In the words of Cher, this book is "totally random".

0 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

2.0 out of 5 stars Lame and not worth your time, July 28, 1999

By A Customer

This review is from: Bettypalooza: Clueless (Paperback)

How many people does Cher makeover? It seems as though makeovers are the only topic of the recent Clueless books. The "Gwenyth Fair" was a total rip-off of Lilith Fair. Anyone who knows anything about music could see that. And Talia D'Art's so-called songs were practically word-for-word copies of Hole and Alanis songs. The plots are getting tiring, and Cher is a snob. If you want my opinion, these books need a makeover. P.S. Is it just me, or is Bronson Alcott a totally unrealistic highschool? How many schools have a valet student parking lot and let you phone in orders for lunch? At my school, you could get suspended for having a cellular. Don't waste your time or money with this so-called novel.