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The Big Book of Parenting Tweets: Featuring the Most Hilarious Parents on Twitter Paperback – November 20, 2014
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Here's an example from one of the contributors:
"One minute your kids are babies, and the
next you’re sleeping in till 9:30 a.m. because
they have the iPad and can reach the cereal.
— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily)"
See what I mean? And if you are on Twitter, you'll find yourself reading this book with your smartphone in hand so you can follow the hilarious contributors for forever and ever.
This book would make a perfect gift for all of the procreators in your life. Just sayin'.
More than 300 immediately recognizable, somehow original, and instantly funny parenting moments—each one enjoyable enough that reading it counts as me-time, even if someone is banging on your bathroom door.
I like funny parenting jokes because they are funny. If you don't like funny stuff parenting jokes, steer clear of this book. There are many funny jokes in this book that will make you laugh in an out loud fashion. If you hate laughing, or if you've recently gone through surgery and it hurts to laugh, this book is not for you. Wait until the pain subsides and then buy the book. Or, buy the book but don't read it until you've completely recovered from surgery. If you've had surgery on your finger or toe, you might be okay to buy the book and read it. I'm mostly talking about if you've had surgery recently on your core area.
If you have had surgery recently and feel that laughing would be a painful thing, might I suggest buying the book and learning to internalize your laughing. What I mean by this is laughing on the inside, not the outside. I do this all the time when my spouse falls and gets hurt. I'd never do it if my wife fell and hurt herself seriously. First I check to make sure she is okay. "Are you okay, honey? Yes? Good." And then I laugh on the inside. I suggest this method if you recently have had surgery and would still would like to buy this book.
So, in conclusion, you should buy this book if you like to laugh and especially if you are a parent that likes to laugh. Steer clear if you recently have had surgery and it hurts to laugh unless you have taught yourself how to laugh on the inside only.
Places this book looks great:
Within reach of the commode
Coffee tables with solid, see-through, and wine cork tops
In that magazine holder with the handle that falls off you bought at the flea market, currently holding all your copies of Southern Living, Forbes, or Family Fun
Granite counter tops or laminate ones you tried to paint because you saw the idea on Pinterest, even though your spouse was like, "Umm, not sure that's the best idea. What's Pinterest and why are you waiving that paint brush at the stove? Is that polcrylic you just poured down the sink?"
(Like my experience, maybe that didn't turn out so great, but that won't have any affect on how funny this book is.)
Why you? Why this book? Why now?
Mostly destiny. But also because the jokes lovingly curated from Twitter are hilarious, relatable, and so much shorter than starting A Tale of Two Cities.Unless you're reading that right now. In which case, go ahead finish because it's a classic and you want to be well-rounded, but then buy this book afterwards.
Because you know there's a decorative bowl of fruit you'd just love to set it next to after you're finished laughing uncontrollably.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Eh, it was alright. A few good quips here and there, but overall, it was underwhelming.Published 5 months ago by Amazon Customer
Hilarious! Just what a tired, frustrated, over-worked parent needs! I also bought it as a gift and it was very well received!Published 7 months ago by PennyE
I read this because I love a good parenting tweet...but sadly I'm on Facebook and love to read the funniest tweet of the week posts, so I had already seen most of these. Read morePublished 8 months ago by Amazon Customer
This is a super hilarious book. It's even more funny when the tweets ring true to you as a parent. I get a laugh every time I read it. Read morePublished 9 months ago by Leslie Dotts
These ladies have found some of the funniest moms on twitter and herded them all into a book. It's perfect to keep on my Kindle to read a few when I have a twitter sized amount of... Read morePublished 10 months ago by MeredithtoMommy
I laughed out loud repeatedly while reading in bed, and kept my roomie awake by reading the funniest ones to her. Well done, y'all.Published 10 months ago by Author Kimberly Jayne
Funny but a bit short. Truthful words from parents/child point of view. I'll have to get the others. Easy read.Published 11 months ago by Angela