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Big Fat Box of Shit

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This is absolutely awesome. Picture Mr. Bungle being raped by Cannibal Corpse while wearing clown suits. The last track is a shout out to the glorious Estradasphere's album Quadropus. This is music for folks with short attention spans, since there is never more than 90 seconds of any song before a massive stylistic change. It's a rare group that can combine brutal death metal, ska, EDM, dirty south hip-hop, Poison-style glam-rock, and something that sounds like a game show theme...all in the same song. When I say combine, I'm not talking about a blend of styles, I'm talking about abrupt changes that are the musical equivalent of hitting a brick wall. The amazing thing is that these guys are really good at everything they do, even when they imterrupt a song to read hate mail.

The impression of Glenn Danzig in "Mammal Sauce" is one of the highlights of the album, and, speaking of impressions, Megadeth's Hangar 18 and Slayer's Angel of Death get aped and reworked, with hilarious results.

Visit the band's website, www.crotchduster.com, and learn about Mammal Sauce, the life's blood of Williamsburgland, and then BUY THIS ALBUM. Anyone looking looking for a little change of pace...this is it.

i just got this cd today and it's gotta be one of the funniest cd's i've got and plus the musicianship is great!i'm listening to it while i write this review and you just can't help but laugh and headbang at the same time,it's a great cd!!gotta get me some mammal sauce!!....this cd isn't for the easily offensive of course and definetly NOT for kids!!!...also sensitive women shouldn't listen either!!

This album is just great. It's funny, it's metal, it's hip-hop, it's punk, it's alternative, it's a little bit of everything packed into one album. None of it is meshed either, each type of genre has it's own part on the album before going to a different part making this record even better. One moment it sounds like megadeth before suddenly switching to a sound that sounds like Tim McGraw. This band is all about nonsense and obknoxiousness and they're actually talented. Hands down, the best album of 2004, maybe the best album of the decade.

this is one of the best albums i own. i just got it today and i listened to the whole album all the way throught twice already. if you like metal, any kind of metal, buy this album now.

Wow. Diversity abounds with these two guys, a drum machine, and their dog. What a freakin' pleasure to hear a Patton-esque interpretation of death metal, Hip-Hop culture, disco, hair-guitar, and bizarre junior-high sexual innuendos. PLUS - these guys are actually talented musicians! They can actually play! Mix Mr. Bungle with Queensryche with Nile with The Bee Gees with 2 Live Crew with a baggy of rotting monkey poop - and voila: Crotchduster.

This is the funniest music i have ever heard. The craziest part is that the band actually has HUGE talent.

Finally, the vocalist is in both Trivium and Capharnaum. I'm sure you know Trivium by now and if you don't like metalcore it might be a reason not to buy this album. However, in Capharnaum, Jason Suecof screams like Michael Akerfeldt of Opeth! Yes, this guy has many many many different singing variations. In this album that Crotchduster has produced, he even does high power metal vocals. True talent!