Who says winning isn't everything?
Not the people who live on Spruce Island, my new home. Around here, little things -- you know, like world peace -- are definitely second to basketball. I probably shouldn't even have gone out for the team. I mean, I'm no Shaq. But I wanted to make friends.
Boy, did I! Big friends. Well, just one, actually -- Ed. He's a bigfoot. But he's just a kid bigfoot. So when he...um...dropped in on my coach, we got this great idea. Teach him how to play basketball. Give those win-hungry fans something to cheer about. So we did. And you'll never believe what happens when you teach a bigfoot to slam dunk. Wow!
