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Big Spankable Asses

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I really enjoyed this book. This book starts off with 3 best friends discussing the lack of love in their lives. Especially the fact that they aren't having good sex, etc...I really liked all 3 stories they were very funny and witty. There were some great lines in this story. Also all 3 stories are IR ( BW/WM). Excellent read.

Big Spankable Asses (BSA) is one hell of a read, and I am proud to say that it was an eye-opener from beginning to end. These three ladies wove a tale for all women; who love to be loved and appreciated. Simone, Lilliana and Melinda are best friends, and they have all had their fair share of loveless marriages, bad choices and one-night stands. But when the ladies all realize that they are not being fulfilled they set out to take matters into their own hands. They have agreed to place an ad in the weekly paper or online, using the letters "BSA". If the lucky person can guess what it stands for then they can have a night out with on of the ladies.

Fienin' by Angie Daniels
Let me start off with introducing Ms. Simone Thomas, a nightclub owner. It is Simone's turn to place her BSA ad and see who will be able to decipher the correct meaning and win a date. Will Simone find Mr. Right-Now or a pervert on the loose? Will she surrender to love at first sight, or will she keep her guard up? Shaun Dutton is willing to make Simones' every wish come true, but will she let him?

Just Lay Down by Kimberly Kaye Terry
Lilliana Michaels is back on the market after a divorce and after moving back home she is ready to start dating. After placing her ad in the paper, she waits with bated breath to checkout some of her responses. Lilliana is in for a big surprise when she is overwhelmed with all the wrong answers, and feels that she will never get that itch scratched. Josh is ready, willing and able to fill all of Lillianas' requirements, but will she let her guard down?

Caught by Lisa G. Riley
Melinda Carlisle has a secret crush on a doctor she works with at the clinic. She is trying real hard to keep up a professional appearance, but Dr. Nick is wearing her down. Placing her own BSA ad, she too is overwhelmed with the amount of responses she gets. But no one has the right answer until she gets a call from the gorgeous Dr. Nick. Will Melinda let lust drive her into the good doctor's arms, or will she renege on the deal that she and the girls made?

Sit back, kick up your feet, and enjoy the ride! I recommend this book to everyone who enjoys a good story. This book is filled with comical characters and great sex scenes. BSA is a must read, put it on your erotica list, sexy fiction list, just get it list.


Reviewed by: Cheryl H.
APOOO BookClub

"Just Lay Down" by Kimberly Kaye Terry. After having faked enjoying her husband's "brown Tic Tac with two juju beans dangling behind it, Lilliana Michaels had enough when Marcus turns physically and verbally abusive. She leaves him after threatening to beat his butt sore and vows to her two pals, Mel and Simone, no more faking pleasure with brain dead self absorbed men; only a stud who knows how to pleasure a B.S.A. (this is not the Boy Scouts of America). On an elevator at work, Lilly and Josh Ellis meet. After reading her personal ad as a B.S.A. pleasure seeker, he plans to answer it by providing her with sexual bliss.

"Caught" by Lisa G. Riley. Three years divorced Well Health Clinic Nursing Supervisor Melinda Carlisle rarely imbibes, but now suffers from a hangover while having a nursing shift to get through. Dr. Nick Pantino has wanted Mel since he met her several months ago, but from the gossip he knows she has not dated since her divorce. However, he learns of her B.S.A. ad and plans to respond as he wants to passionately make love to her.

"Fienin'" by Angie Daniels. Chicago nightclub owner Simone Thomas thinks there must be something bad in the water as good dick is hard to find anymore. That is why she agreed with her two best friends Lilly and Mel to the B.S.A. ads. Architect Shaun Dutton meets Simone at her smoky steamy club and wants to take her to Florida where his indulgence in her fantasy will make it hotter in their room than outside.

Title aside, these three interrelated B.S.A. contemporary erotic romances will entertain the sub-genre as the women are likable and the men are not the butt of jokes. Each tale is fun as Lilly, Mel, and Simone find sex and love and have the T-shirts to prove it.

Harriet Klausner

This anthology includes three novellas. The stories are linked by the friendship of the heroines. All the stories are interracial romances.

"Just Lay Down" by Kimberly Kaye Terry - 3 Stars
Lilliana Michaels left an abusive husband to come home to Chicago. "Just Lay Down" includes a prologue and the initial conversation that leads to the three friends placing ads to ask men what the letters B.S.A. stand for. Lilliana and Josh first meet in an elevator at work. I gave this story only 3 stars because the story is half over before Lilliana and Josh go on a date. Even after that I felt too much time was spent on her friends and his family. I felt the story should have focused more on the two of them. I was also irritated that there was a mention of his brother not trusting his uncle. It was an obvious ploy at a sequel. In a story this short, it was unnecessary. The ending was rather abrupt as though there were a page limit. Fortunately, there's more info about what happened to them next in the epilogue.

"Caught" by Lisa G. Riley - 4 Stars
Melinda Carlisle left a cheating husband. Dr. Nicholas Pantino has asked her out several times, but she always says no. Melinda has problems with control and Nick makes her feel out of control. She's attracted to him and that terrifies her. Melinda and Nick share lots of chemistry. I enjoyed reading about his chase of her. Once again, I was irritated that I felt there was a set up for a sequel included in this story. This one gets 4 stars however because the characters spent more time together. I felt they truly knew each other at the end of the tale.

"Fienin" by Angie Daniels - 4 Stars
Simone Thomas had her heart broken in college. She's not willing to risk her heart again. Since the break up her engagement, she's gone through one meaningless fling after another. When Shaun Dutton walks into her club and sees Simone working behind the bar, it's love at first sight for him. It's the first time he's been interested in a woman since his wife died two years ago. Convincing Simone to give him a chance at more than a fling won't be easy, but Shaun is determined. Despite a rather risque scene where they visit a swingers club, this story was my favorite. The chemistry between Shaun and Simone is explosive. I felt this story had the fastest pace and didn't waste any time. The focus was clearly on Simone and Shaun's relationship. Best of all - no obvious ploy at a sequel included.
"Fienin" includes an epilogue that lets you know what the friends are doing a year later.

Quite possibly the worst EROTICA book I've ever read. The best two things this book has going for it is it's title and cover. The stories and their premise is about as hot as a Klondike Bar. The lead story was the worse and the rest of the stories just barely faired better. Save your money. Borrow it or pick it up at the library.

Whoa is all I can say. I've been waiting what seemed like forever for this book to come out and man am I glad I pre-ordered it.
I enjoyed all three authors because each brought their own unique talents in to tell us how having your a$$ spanked by someone who knows what they're doing is all we ever ask.
So if you're looking for stories with a little extra kinky in them and you love love love you some hot and heavy sex plus the women aren't little weaklings but the men are definitely strong yet not annoying then what the heck are you doing still reading this. Order the bloody book and read it for yourself mate.

Wonderful, wonderful work, Ladies!!!! I was so into this work I could barely put it down even when my eyes were sleepy! Ladies....all I can say is WHEW!!! HOT!!!

Dang - Like that! Loved every erotic minute of this book. The intimate scenes could have one reaching for "BOB" (Battery Operated Boyfriend). The story profiles behaviors that are "taboo" but we all know it is happening everyday. Getting lucky on the first date. I have already shared this book electronically and can't share it again, so co-worker have ordered the book and there is a waiting line for it. Definitely will read again and again and again.

I loved all three stories, the plot got a bit monotonous, but the sexual scenes made up for that.Damn!! it was such a hot book.

I liked this book okay. I was surprised that all of the love interests in the book were white males. I just wanted a chocolate brotha in there somewhere. The middle story "Caught" was the best in my opinion. I would love to read more from that author, Lisa G. Riley. Kimberly Kaye Terry is a good author and I loved her other book Riding the Rails. Angie Daniels is a hit and miss with me, but she is still good. It's a keeper for me, but I still wish for more chocolate.