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Big White Panties [Kindle Edition]

Dale Alderman
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (114 customer reviews)

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Book Description

In this hilarious collection of selected essays about relationships, Dale Alderman explores the different viewpoints men and women have about each other. Although he has been with his wife, Starla, for over twenty years, Dale freely admits that he knows absolutely nothing about women and he has the stories to prove it including: Check Yes or No, Just Friends, You Will Love My Cat, With This Pre-nup I Thee Wed, My Eggs Are Rotting, and Big White Panties. Ladies, if you have ever wondered what your man is really thinking, Dale will tell you. Guys, if your lady has ever left you confused and frustrated, you are not alone. Dale has been there, too. To strengthen your relationship, sit on the couch with your soul mate, share a nice box of wine, and laugh out loud at Big White Panties. Dale Alderman lives in Chantilly, Virginia with his wife, Starla, and two sons, Chase and Logan. He graduated from Virginia Tech in 1984 and received a masters degree from Marymount University in 1995. For 19 years, he worked as a sales and marketing executive for large global corporations, and then he decided to get a real life and spend time with his family. An award-winning author, Dale has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows. Dale is the author of Everyday Dad, a collection of funny stories about fatherhood. He is also the author of The MegaDog Tales, a middle grade adventure about a cocker spaniel that becomes a superhero.


Product Details

  • File Size: 376 KB
  • Print Length: 160 pages
  • Publisher: Lasaria Creative Publishing (March 22, 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0013DQZK2
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #58,792 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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57 of 57 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious! June 21, 2011
By D. Geer
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I decided to read this book mostly because of the title... I mean, who can resist a book called "Big White Panties"? We've all worn them, we've all seen them, we know how unsexy they are, y'all. Even though I'm a woman, I found the book to be filled with some pretty clever insights into the male brain. When I ask my husband what he's thinking, he usually says, "I'm thinking about the left-over brownies" or "I'm thinking about the Mets." I'm pretty sure he's telling the truth, but being a curious creature (as we women tend to be) I find it somewhat comforting to have it verified that there is, indeed, very little going on in his head.

Keep them coming, Dale! Help us solve the mystery of the male mind!!!
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21 of 21 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars A short amusing read October 24, 2009
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I can appreciate the view from the otherside. I know I would be disowned if I dared to wear "Big White Panties". This is a perfect book on a kindle. It is funny, I found myself laughing as I related to a few things that sounded like something my boyfriend would say. From a woman's perspective, you may find it takes a little reading to get into the groove of the book. Not because of lack of interest; but because the thinking/view is different than our style of thinking.

Worthwhile and always great to find a truly humorous book that carries that theme throughout.

Looking forward to more books from Dale.
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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Good Southern Humor January 24, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
Only Southern men submit to their lovely wives as Dale admits to. Why else do you think we love them forever? I wouldn't trade my Gentleman for any of the Hollywood hunks.

Dale, there is hope. Women usually are ready for Victoria's Secret when the kids move out. (Spoken by one in college and one just a year away from high school graduation!) Hang in there. Southern women know how to take good care of their men as well. That is why our grandmothers taught us to make biscuits from scratch.
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15 of 17 people found the following review helpful
Format:Kindle Edition
Very much enjoyed this book! Kind of Venus and Mars get together and laugh at Martians....and little venmartians. Reminded me of Jeff Foxworthy and Dave Barry.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Very nice read! August 30, 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
I read Tim's (my husband's) Big White Panties because he couldn't stop talking about it. Figured I'd hate it but it was actually good, no VERY good but there's no doubt men will prefer it over women. I know one thing: No matter HOW OLD I GET I will NEVER wear Big White Panties in my life now that I have read this!!!
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh Out Loud Funny September 10, 2011
By lfout
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I've never read any of Dale Alderman's books so I bought this one based on the price. It was GREAT I laughed out loud several times and even called my mother and read to her a couple of stories over the phone. A must read. If you like true life humor check this book out. I would recommend it to EVERYONE!
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hil-a-ri-ous! September 3, 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
I read to and from work on the bus and almost laugh out loud! The stories are very relateable and fun-nee. When I put my Kindle away nothing can ruin my mood after a good laugh. I like Dale's sence of humor, a good light read!
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars I laughed. September 1, 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
I wanted a quick, light read between novels, and this collection of essays delivered. Mr. Alderman's love for his wife and family is evident--as is his love for all things geeky and his impeccable comedic timing. I'm going to convince my husband of four years to read this. I think he'd get a kick out of it, too.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars Funny Stuff, from a man's perspective.
Great book for DADS to read and Moms should read it to. It's an entertaining read, lots of laughs, guy stuff.
Published 4 days ago by Dough Head
4.0 out of 5 stars A joy too read
Very entertaining , lots of humour and written in a relaxed style Down too earth, a perfect winters night read
Published 7 days ago by pamela
5.0 out of 5 stars great fun
delightful read!

Its so funny because its so true and identifiable. I have rarely, if at all in the last 20 years, had so many belly laughs! Read more
Published 9 days ago by JAYNA
5.0 out of 5 stars fantastic
I like to short stories, they are real to life, made me laugh a lot
I would recommend this to anyone
Published 15 days ago by peggy ehrhart
5.0 out of 5 stars Best laugh I have had in a long time!
Mr. Alderman touches on a wide range of topics, along with white panties, which up until now I thought only my husband joked about. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Alaskan Review
4.0 out of 5 stars great, easy read.
funny writing about women but from a man's perspective. i enjoyed this immensely but did find it to be short. or maybe it was just an easy read and i got through it quickly. Read more
Published 5 months ago by erin g
3.0 out of 5 stars holiday reading
Funny light read, ideal for holiday reading. Enjoyable pastime, when you do not want anything with too much depth or heavy reading
Published 5 months ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars Good
Another funny candid book for women about women. I would recommend this book for some laughs and honest truths some people don't want to say outloud. Easy read.
Published 5 months ago by SHANNA L JENKS
1.0 out of 5 stars sexist and dull
Just what we need... another man who wants to tell women how we should look and dress to please him. This sexist bullsh** is tired and boring. Read more
Published 6 months ago by squidburger
5.0 out of 5 stars So funny
I was laughing out loud reading several of these stories. It got me odd looks at my quiet workplace. Hilarious.
Published 6 months ago by Conney Shull
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More About the Author

Dale Alderman lives in Chantilly, Virginia with his wife, Starla, and two sons, Chase and Logan. He graduated from Virginia Tech in 1984 and received a master's degree from Marymount University in 1995.

For 19 years, he worked as a sales and marketing executive for large global corporations, and then he decided to get a real life and spend time with his family.

An award-winning author, Dale has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows.

Dale is the author of Everyday Dad, a collection of hilarious stories about fatherhood and Big White Panties, a silly book about relationships. He is also the author of The MegaDog Tales, a middle grade adventure about a cocker spaniel that becomes a superhero.

In his spare time, Dale avoids going to the gym, feeds his addiction to chocolate, watches movies with his kids, and spoils his golden retriever, Gracie. You can send an email to Dale at dalealderman@lasariacreative.com. For more information about Dale Alderman, please go to www.lasariacreative.com.

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