Start reading Big White Panties on your Kindle in under a minute. Don't have a Kindle? Get your Kindle here.

Deliver to your Kindle or other device

 
 
 

Try it free

Sample the beginning of this book for free

Deliver to your Kindle or other device

Read books on your computer or other mobile devices with our FREE Kindle Reading Apps.
Big White Panties
 
 

Big White Panties [Kindle Edition]

Dale Alderman
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (32 customer reviews)

Digital List Price: $6.95 What's this?
Print List Price: $14.95
Kindle Price: $0.99 includes free wireless delivery via Amazon Whispernet
You Save: $13.96 (93%)

Formats

Amazon Price New from Used from
Kindle Edition $0.99  
Kindle Edition, October 22, 2009 $0.99  
Paperback $11.87  
Unknown Binding --  


Editorial Reviews

Product Description

A frightening development is sweeping the nation. Affecting the lives of millions of people, this travesty is eating away at the heart of our society. Rampaging through every community in our great country, this horrible epidemic must be stopped. Ladies, please, we are begging you. Just say no to big white panties. In this hilarious collection of essays about relationships, Dale Alderman explores the different viewpoints men and women have about each other. Although he has been with his wife, Starla, for over twenty years, Dale freely admits that he knows absolutely nothing about women and he has the stories to prove it including: Nothing Says I Love You Like A Leaf Blower, Check Yes or No, You Will Love My Cat, With This Pre-nup I Thee Wed, My Eggs Are Rotting, and Big White Panties. Ladies, if you have ever wondered what your man is really thinking, Dale will tell you. Guys, if your lady has ever left you confused and frustrated, you are not alone. Dale has been there, too. To strengthen your relationship, sit on the couch with your soul mate, share a nice box of wine, and laugh out loud at Big White Panties. Dale Alderman lives in Chantilly, Virginia with his wife, Starla, and two sons, Chase and Logan. He graduated from Virginia Tech in 1984 and received a masters degree from Marymount University in 1995. For 19 years, he worked as a sales and marketing executive for large global corporations, and then he decided to get a real life and spend time with his family. An award-winning author, Dale has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows. Dale is the author of Everyday Dad, a collection of funny stories about fatherhood. He is also the author of The MegaDog Tales, a middle grade adventure about a cocker spaniel that becomes a superhero.

Product Details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 275 KB
  • Print Length: 160 pages
  • Publisher: Lasaria Creative Publishing (October 22, 2009)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B001NEK9TE
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (32 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #262,522 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
  •  Would you like to give feedback on images?


 

Customer Reviews

32 Reviews
5 star:
 (16)
4 star:
 (9)
3 star:
 (3)
2 star:    (0)
1 star:
 (4)
 
 
 
 
 
Average Customer Review
4.0 out of 5 stars (32 customer reviews)
 
 
 
 
Share your thoughts with other customers:
Most Helpful Customer Reviews

29 of 29 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!, June 21, 2011
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Big White Panties (Kindle Edition)

I decided to read this book mostly because of the title... I mean, who can resist a book called "Big White Panties"? We've all worn them, we've all seen them, we know how unsexy they are, y'all. Even though I'm a woman, I found the book to be filled with some pretty clever insights into the male brain. When I ask my husband what he's thinking, he usually says, "I'm thinking about the left-over brownies" or "I'm thinking about the Mets." I'm pretty sure he's telling the truth, but being a curious creature (as we women tend to be) I find it somewhat comforting to have it verified that there is, indeed, very little going on in his head.

Keep them coming, Dale! Help us solve the mystery of the male mind!!!
Help other customers find the most helpful reviews 
Was this review helpful to you? Yes No


13 of 13 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A short amusing read, October 24, 2009
By 
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: Big White Panties (Kindle Edition)
I can appreciate the view from the otherside. I know I would be disowned if I dared to wear "Big White Panties". This is a perfect book on a kindle. It is funny, I found myself laughing as I related to a few things that sounded like something my boyfriend would say. From a woman's perspective, you may find it takes a little reading to get into the groove of the book. Not because of lack of interest; but because the thinking/view is different than our style of thinking.

Worthwhile and always great to find a truly humorous book that carries that theme throughout.

Looking forward to more books from Dale.
Help other customers find the most helpful reviews 
Was this review helpful to you? Yes No


8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Delightful little collection of laugh out loud short stories, April 3, 2009
This review is from: Big White Panties (Kindle Edition)
Very much enjoyed this book! Kind of Venus and Mars get together and laugh at Martians....and little venmartians. Reminded me of Jeff Foxworthy and Dave Barry.
Help other customers find the most helpful reviews 
Was this review helpful to you? Yes No

Share your thoughts with other customers: Create your own review
 
 
 
Most Recent Customer Reviews











Only search this product's reviews



More About the Author

Dale Alderman lives in Chantilly, Virginia with his wife, Starla, and two sons, Chase and Logan. He graduated from Virginia Tech in 1984 and received a master's degree from Marymount University in 1995.

For 19 years, he worked as a sales and marketing executive for large global corporations, and then he decided to get a real life and spend time with his family.

An award-winning author, Dale has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows.

Dale is the author of Everyday Dad, a collection of hilarious stories about fatherhood and Big White Panties, a silly book about relationships. He is also the author of The MegaDog Tales, a middle grade adventure about a cocker spaniel that becomes a superhero.

In his spare time, Dale avoids going to the gym, feeds his addiction to chocolate, watches movies with his kids, and spoils his golden retriever, Gracie. You can send an email to Dale at dalealderman@lasariacreative.com. For more information about Dale Alderman, please go to www.lasariacreative.com.

What Other Items Do Customers Buy After Viewing This Item?


Tags Customers Associate with This Product

 (What's this?)
Click on a tag to find related items, discussions, and people.
 

Your tags: Add your first tag
 

Customer Discussions

This product's forum
Discussion Replies Latest Post
No discussions yet

Ask questions, Share opinions, Gain insight
Start a new discussion
Topic:
First post:
Prompts for sign-in
 


Active discussions in related forums
Search Customer Discussions
Search all Amazon discussions
   
Related forums



Look for Similar Items by Category


Look for Similar Items by Subject